I haven't posted early since Season 2, except for my battle last season against Vulgar that I knew I'd have no time for that entire week.

Next week I am choosing topics

for all the flack that every single mod has been given this season I feel like I should give throwback "story-leads" Example.

"you are on a bus, suddenly it stops just after a man begins screaming and pointing"....

or,

"While walking down the street you notice a little girl holding a stick poking a much larger object...."


I don't think you are ready... So I will go more along the lines of classic 80's rock titles, be it album or song or band names


The Weight - The Band
While My Guitar Gently Weeps - Beatles
Sympathy For the Devil - Stones of the Rolling Kind
You wear it well - Rod Stewart
Tumbling Dice - Stones

Etc.

I guess this is me asking for approval because I do want this league to succeed while being an enjoyable experience if at all possible by my fellow competitors. In the end, take what you are given and create. This is our goal, is it not?

@Split @zygote @AOWL

I hate your av again

Go back to Easy-E guy

Adonis let me guest mod one week and pick topics. It will be glorious

open4votes

can't wait to read everything tomorrow

looking like a great week.

a bit disappointed at @Split / @PancakeBrah not even having checked in

:/

We checked in. Someone deleted

tyrannical modship recognized

say no to martiaowl law

PancakeBrah and I discussed at length how we both had a 90% chance of no-showing. I, personally, may or may not have very strong feelings about the quality of my topic, and these feelings may or may not have played a crucial role in the relative quality of my resulting verse.

Just a disclaimer/ apology to @PancakeBrah if he shows with a verse he spent hours crafting, since i can feel Pinot Grij judging me as a person from here

@zygote, I feel like you might have plagiarized that quote in Split's signature from my Season 3 championship verse.

I wrote about a turtle.

I wrote about a pelican dolphin raping me.

I went to sleep at 6 PM last night and just woke up (7 am).

I apologize to the league. I need to get my shit together you guys. This league needs a Pancake.

I'll vote on stuff as penance.

I really was hoping Split or Pancake would write a satirical Twilight-esque story about two teenage werewolves being madly in love but then one of them has to go to a werewolf census in his hometown so there's a teary goodbye on the train station... or something.

Please, No Twilight verses.

That would have been great.

My sister owed me £40, only gave me £20.

Told her I hate her hair.

I updated records from last week, if you're wondering why yours changed.

I tend not to look at my record as it is an unwelcome reminder of how often I have no showed and it makes me feel guilty.

Thanks though.

In Art of Writing League battles, you're 8-3 when you show. But you've no-showed nine times.