last stocking stuffer was an IOU from his gym teacher for 'a proper upbringing'

This nigga's pillow is a grocery bag with socks in it

Wears water shoes & carrys a shiv with him when he goes to the movies

his ringtone is a mash-up of Hoobastank's "The Reason" and an assortment of EDM hit singles

Has recurring wet dreams involving a crossover of Pan's Labyrinth and Family Feud

Is Neighbor's neighbor, carlton dances to the irony

Nigga thinks a complete breakfast is orange Tang & pipe tobacco

Daydreams about walking into dead ends in hedgemazes

Got in severe trouble at summer camp when he didn't stop his 'bunk buddy' from flicking dingle berrys at the cabin counselor

Got arrested for squatting in Bag's moonshine shed & syphoning pool water

Has a lower back tattoo of the Grim Reaper holding a fishing pole instead of a sickle

Plays bingo with aunt nancy every tuesday afternoon using misty 120 butts as chips

Masterbates to the Cabela's catalogs he steals off his neighbor's porch

If his dignity could be measured a ballpark guess would be about 3 moles (the unit used for measuring molecules), it still far exceeds anything else this guy has to offer.

has had multiple family portraits done by a 3 fingered pollack in MS paint

The closest he ever came to having a halloween costume was dressing up as a king when his dad through an empty crown royal bottle at his head while screaming klingon obscenities

Nigga holds a record for most chicken taquitos eaten in a 24-hour period

87 Unleaded connoisseur

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literally looks like Apathy transmuted his testosterone into AIDS viruses

bastes his Thanksgiving turkey in clove cigarettes and luke warm Snapple

His imaginary friend is a cross between macho man randy savage and the paper clip assistant from microsoft word

If he stepped on a nail hed bleed minimim wage

Nigga got a package of Big League Chew signed by Geoffrey Giraffe in a safety deposit box he hopes will put his grandkids through college

if you put Blacketh through an antimatter wormhole, GKillaZ would come out the other end, covered in a light film of Pediasure and Kenny G casettes

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Nigga thought private school was having the gym teacher fondle your dick & balls behind the bleachers every Tuesday

Smoked rat poison out of a gas can then blew a rail of drano off his sisters cooter

Stole the 'm' in this sites url just to do a Stan duet, sings elton johns section

Graduated from private school

Is this nigga wearing loose fitting pajama jeans?

He has dreams of opening up an interior design business where the only material he deals with is shag rug.

runs the crips set on Club Penguin. hoping that when virtual reality comes to fruition he can use the web of lies as a hammock to cure his violent sleep apnea

Sent a job application in to Insane Clown Posse

once got Jam Scamm'd by his dad, pretending to evict him from his apartment. when his dad revealed his identity, he told him he was adopted

Got into a fist fight with his dad/roommate when he switched his "piss" Mountain Dew bottle with his "ash" Mountain Dew bottle

Named his pokemon trainer Michael Vick and beat the elite 4 with 6 growlithes

situational irony has become four of his six food groups

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Has a marboro windbreaker covered in catshit stains

This nigga thought Game Boy Color was a racial slur

He came out of the womb wrapped in a condom

dude requests his drinks are shaken, not stirred. every. single. time.