Witty is happy he does not work today as his endeavours to sleep were not successful.

Fuckit, it's nearly 10.30...time to do stuff.

You are missing Transatlanticsm, I will be waiting for that.

Things like this make me happy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...K-FORWARD.html

THIS.

If I write to "Transatlanticism," I'm only going to show it to dyedinthewool. Because I'm sexist against Vividlyvague.

Haha Certain going to wrote love poems

You sly dog

I'm listening to this right now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsmEMk2QOnM

'Desire Lines' by Deer hunter is a 10/10 song


Confirm/Deny

so was this for some entertainment? if so then lol.

if not, well then yeah don't stress it too hard.

What he's saying is he would be OK with you going to 670-or-so words but not 800.

I know this. I toned it down though, no worries. prolly 48 on the dot when im done.

All the hustlers love it, they know my lingo.... told that bitch to give me head..... OCHOOO CINCOOOOO!!!!!

Deny. It's a good song, though.

You really should listen to this new Cloud Nothings album. I think it's 100% your alley:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFv5nHtbWeU

Cloud Nothings? More like shite clouds, mirite?

Not. A. Fan. Brah.

BET THAT THROWS YOU FOR A LOOP, CERTAIN.

Really? That is surprising. Too upbeat?

I could see it the more I think about it. Too hook-driven and upbeat. You like soft sadness.

I NEED U SO MUCH CLOSER

Pancake I listened to burst apart a few nights ago

It was way different from hospice

But also really good

I still haven't ventured into radioheads discography though

so sad

Burst Apart very good.

Radiohead also very good.

Antlers GOAT band.

srs.

Jus Allah is unquestionably top 10 all-time?

Jus allah up there with lil romeo

Personal GOAT band, obv.

Take your condescension elsewhere. I have no time for it.

What does that mean? Does this mean I'm some kind of strange third sex?How did I fall in to this third gender subsection? Explain yourself turd.

Srs.

Hey I was so tired I fell asleep on my couch and I kept having this dream that I couldn't sleep and I was freaking out because I was awake but I knew that I wasn't awake and I just wanted to get back to sleep even though I knew I was already asleep and it felt like something very heavy was on top of me and I was sweating profusely and it was for really scurry.

Does this mean I have demons inside me?

Do you want to topical battle?

Due in a day, 2 tops

Also, that sounds like sleep paralysis

It's fun, happens to me from time to time

Yes sir.

Also, what does sleep paralysis mean?

I don't know the science behind it but I would explain it as being conscious while your body is still asleep

@Certain could you be a doll and pick a topic? I will pay you in rep

Can I get a line Extension??


I keed I keed

Witty vs. Fig

That's rich.

Just so rich.

You guys make me chortle.

If we both show, you have to vote

Because of your chortling. fuckin faggot. fuckin warchortle

it is kinda rich.

Yeah I doubt we'll both show

But like, maybe we will?

@Fig and @Witty, your topic is Bauvard's "I shed a tear when I meet someone who always quits."

Alternate: Jarod Kintz's "I'm unreliable, admittedly, so you can't believe me when I say I'm unreliable."

Nice.

I expected that from you certain

I want you to know that I.expected that, okay?
@Witty you wanna write to one of them screwey topics or something more gooder?

I'm good with one of those, or another one.

I find the choice of topic in a battle to be of little relevance tbh so it's whatever you feel is the best, I am eassssy.

Supa ninja skills

@Fig and @Witty:

"Broken Promises and Fixed Testicles"

Don't grieve. Anything you lose comes round in a different form

That sound good?

Oh, or certains topic

I dunno now

I like them both