You're closer to my age, yeah?

Kids like Cake and Split say such stupid things because they've lived their entire lives with an internet. They don't know life without it and what a true revolution this whole thing has been. Our generation watched it all happen from childhood through high school. That's why I hate seeing myself or anyone born in the early 80s get lumped in with "millenials". I grew up with commies trying to nuke me, newfangled touchtone telephones, tvs with UHF and VHF knobs, VHS and mixtape cassettes, saturday morning cartoons, video arcades and pinball machines, DARE/McGruff, staying out until the street light came on, pay phones, and a whole host of other things the "millenials" have no experience with.

They're from an entirely different planet with on demand access to everything, "terrorism" / "zero tolerance", and an always-on, always-available social and informational web with unlimited information. They sure as hell didn't spend $2000 on Encyclopedia Brittanica or learn the Dewey Decimal system and Card Catalogs.. or buy their stuff from the JC Penney catalog..

me to

Wow. Probably the worst post in the history of netcees. Well done.

lemee taste your tears, child.

Corny.

Morning

http://www.petsami.com/wp-content/up...ntagious05.jpg

Anyone else want lucky charms and a mimosa right now?

Reading through my drunk posts is cringe worthy. Better than drunk texting/calling I suppose.

it happens to the best of us!

I don't want to get out of bed right now. I probably should've been up an hour ago.

two nights in a row i hit the one hitter before tv in bed

two mornings in a row my wife has woken me up 15m after my alarm asking why i didnt get up (she gets home shortly before i get up)

these two things are probably related

I wanted to call in sick today but I had some deadlines to hit.

I might call in tomorrow to make up for it.

Makes sense in my mind. Equilibrium and shit.

@fresh decided to make his topical pink slip with me due tonight.

which means he won't be able to vote in aowl which means his opponent just got a free W?

y/n?

WHAT IF HE WERE TO WIN DIODE!?

HATH THOU CONSIDER THIS?

MANY A GREATER MAN THAN YOU HAS LOST DUE TO OVER CONFIDENCE. DO NOT TAKE FRESH LIGHTY. FLESH LIGHTY.

sounds like someone has their dick stuck up a flesh lighty

cake you read his verse this week

come on

short of a ghost writer i am taking a walk in the park here

I read the first few lines. Rhymes seemed okay. I don't often read verses unless its to vote.

it's dictionary vomit rife with errors.

i totally didn't make it to the gym either -___- i woke up crazy cold too so that just made me not want to move!

It was freezing this morning too, down in the low 60s. Now I'm at a brisk 78. @big baby

Dictionary Vomit Rifle.

Imagine that.

I'm going to eat some Jimmy Johns for lunch.

Can't imagine how furious that makes everyone.

Bitches

whats jimmy johns?

Its a freaking sandwich shop.

ok, i was just curious. enjoy your lunch

salty cake is salty.

I'm never salty bish. It amused me to say that.

I love mexican pussy. By far my favorite in the bed

Mexican women are the shit but they age terribly. Like bad.

True, thats why you gotta talk to the ones who's moms are still bangable. Genetics yo. Dont wife a mexican bitch who's mom looks like the housekeeoing lady on family guy.

Oreo needs to keep your feet warm

85 here

hes a little snuggler so hell yeah! although he likes to bury himself by my ribs under the blanket. hes my little king ^__^

the wedding gown soars to the lineoleum floor

@Totoro, @Innovator and @TYSON, y'all would be wise to vote on Lars vs. dead man now.

http://netcees.co/showthread.php?t=54377

yea good battle i got an interview now can i do it tomorrow

I think El Pancake is planning to close it Friday or something like that.

this one thread is better than the whole discussion forum. here its normal adult people being chill and in there its well the opposite

@oats , I am a teacher as well. personally I wouldn't want to do more with my life. its the best job on the planet imo. I work 181 days a year. if I choose to not to do summer school. and I get off at 3 PM everyday. its the job that allows me to work the least and still make a decent living


now if only my wife could get a job in a school things would be incredible. while im on vacation she is usually working. that's why you see so many married teacher couples.

I just figured it was because even teachers wanted to fuck the hot teacher.

yeah I wanted to call of yesterday but didn't...so I got to work today realized I left my badge at home an instead of driving around to the front of the building to get a temp badge I drove home called my boss an told em my dad was in the hospital wit a collapsed lung.
equilibrium

I've never called in sick. I'm a try-hard bitch.

M.I.A.