How have you been?

and why u hate her?

@Gamble

I like her sister better.

bones is the shit.

Emily Deschanel is quite good.

The way she behaves and acts.

i like mathew gray gubler but i'll never have him. wishful thinking. i can't even watch criminal minds anymore without wanting to commit a crime if you feel me. smfh. its just awful

on the new girl or in her movies? i loved her in elf

New Girl. And other various things.

OH DON'T MIND ME I'M JUST BEING QUIRKY.

dropped, first time I've been able to write on an actual laptop in 2 years lol I think it shows a difference

Yea cant complain, been finding it hard to find time to write at the moment, thank you for asking squire :D

I would bury my boner so deep in zooey deschanel that by the time anyone managed to get it out it would be fossil fuels



wait

Crush syndrome.

I forgot, North Dakotans detest personality

I like new girl, but it's a good compromise show when you're wifed up. I can understand pancake's sentiment though, that's the reason I hate Michael cera. "Oh I'm just charmingly awkward all the time so I get ignored by the cute girl until she takes the time to discover that I'm a lovable goofball."

you leave michael cera out of this

Michael Cera is actually funny, though.

I hated him in this is the end though :|

@dyedinthewool asl ?

He asked me the same last fall.

New Girl added Linda Cardellini to its cast (or at least for an episode). Lindsay Weir is one of my imaginary friends.

Please do not comment on verses other than to vote. And please do not comment on your own verse until your battle is closed.

I don't find Michael cera very funny at all. He's on par with deschanel or w/e, just not nearly as pleasant to look at.

Have you watched Arrested Development? Superbad? The Alexander Hamilton episode of the original Drunk History? You're embarrassing yourself.

I have. Not saying he isn't involved with funny productions, but seldom is he a source of the comedy. If anything, he was most tolerable in Superbad and arrested development, but that's because his shtick hadn't gotten old yet.

Anyone holding new girl and cera on two different standards needs to look in the mirror and take a deep breath before reflecting in a dark room. Same person, just one is female and attractive and the other is a dweeby exo skeleton of a man.

drunk history is the shiiit.

I think New Girl is a good show. I think Zooey Deschanel is a mediocre-to-bad actress. Those are separate, albeit related, thoughts.

Michael Cera is a very good actor in the roles that he gets cast to play.

I HATE MICHAEL CERA AND THERES NO CONVINCING ME OTHERWISE.


Mostly I'm just jealous of his accomplishment to talent ratio, brings out the hater in me.

I agree with oats on micheal cera tbh, he was funny at first but got old quick. and after seeing him in Juno when I suffered through that atrocity for some average pussy....he's just boring as shit and every expression is the same

Oats is correct. Michael Cera's fame is the product of circumstance and situation. He himself is mediocre as one can possibly be. Everyone worse than him is not funny and everyone better than him is funny. He is the Mendoza Line of comedy. He is as milquetoast as is tolerable and your defending of him, Certain, is confounding and, if I dare say so, a bit damning in my eyes.

You people disgust me

This is ridiculous. George Michael Bluth deserves better.

Mihael cera was funny in this is the end though. That movie was fuckin hilarious btw

Boston is the most overrated and self-congratulatory city in the country, same goes for whatever podunk suburb you live in that's close to it.

lol Lowell is not quite a suburb. its near NH, decently far from Boston

Yeah but still

The Midwest is better than New England.

But it's not where you're from, it's where you stand on Michael Cera.

If I die tonight and meet our lord and savior at the pearly gates, and my placement in the afterlife is determined by my stance on Michael cera, I'd feel confident about my chances at a heavenly orgy.