Serenades his mom with sweet child of mine via guitar hero on mothers day

Stashes every bread crumb thats got stick his italian perv stash in hardened tissues from under daddies bed

Family man type of faggotry

Falls asleep on a wood block while listening to the I have a dream speech at 9 pm sharp

Created a two star review on the iPhone4S for having a white apple logo

Does 3 pushups daily using the mandingo fights in Django as workout video

Owns 200 rocawear bowties

announciates the H in coolhhhwhip

founded the Association for Delicate Young Men.

boycotts twitter and instagram

hashtags on facebook

Started from the bottom still at the bottom

in two years he'll make the decision to dig as opposed to climbing

has balled in a chemo ward

has balded in a chemo ward.

this nigga auditioned for the "black bomb maker" in Hoodlum. His father got the part

took that picture at the house of chicken and waffles...........only ordered a salad

nigga is a sub on a girls softball team

once made woopie with woopie

stalked Tim Duncan

still sleeps in bunkbeds

keeps his rhymes in a trapper keeper

hairline started to receded at age 5

Sells handwoven scarves in nightclub bathrooms

Looks like Tyga went broke in the stock market.

Rockin them movie theater 3d frames

so far beyond leaned

looks like MC Hammer's illegitimate son

Jeff Blackblum

lmaaao this bodied me

Leading stockholder in YOLO Ent.

Considered an innovator in the field of math puns

Cowriting the BET reality show Black Eye for the White Guy

considers the benefits of all weather tires to be perfectly acceptable pillow talk

If love his a drug, the texture of his palms is a DB Mart one hitter

The material used to make synthetic school bus pleather was inspired by his solo in the fifth grade school production of Bye Bye Birdie

dips huevos rancheros in skim milk

has driven to every landmark mentioned in Death Cab for Cutie's discography

wrote his admissions essay to Harvard about his passion for erasable pens

Keeps a Siracha bottle handy at all times, for various chips and crackers.

yo that all purpose tire shit murdered me.

grew up in a town full of caucasians and was still the whitest kid in school

This dude jerks off to re-runs of That's So Raven with his little sisters gym socks

described in cocktail terms Sha is a perfect mix of Kendrick Lamar and Mr. Rogers, with just a splash of McLovin

Licensed to twill

He isn't Gamble lol

@Witty i pointed that out to them in the first page haha but it did not stop the roast


turned out well either way

wove a unity quilt for him and his homeboys after the arcade fire vs skyzoo debate of 2008

considers quest love a traitor for joining late night with jimmy fallon

knits hackysacks in the quad while listening to j cole via beats by dre

works in a cauliflower dojo

Idgaf. Post of the roast.

got front row Jodeci concert tickets for his bar mitzvah

Gusmao the picklejuice man