Bow down to me. I love that haiku though. But no.... you cannot touch my cock.

I know of a broken heart that needs mending if anyone cares

Ode to Witty > Haiku King Ra. Cock

was bumpin nujabes at work, this old lady that kicks rocks around in the parking lot sometimes had me write it down for her. so i wrote "nujabes instrumentals" on the back of her receipt and restored my faith in this timeless art form.

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Patrown

You are a scholar and a saint

Although the halo may be crooked, we like you that way

Tip of the cap to yah

Nothing subtle about the title you gave my haiku huh?

Edit: Also can you guys next week or even the week after that, because I'm sure it's not a big gap now, start posting the full rankings in the season regarding post season and shit so I know how hard I have to try?

Thanks nig

But yo, who listened to the mmlp2 leak?
I'm fucking pissed my pc is gone, can't hear it on this phone or tablet. Grrrrrrr

Will a YouTube playlist work for you? (Take the period out after the H.)

h.ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7wop8umWDQ&list=PLQVtnyRbDkZr8T8l3_JutKlF B_-5Ipnnx

Im going to submit the record updates for week 5 now and ill try to get rankings posted tonight.

Don't rush

I know for the most part everyone is basically hovering around .500 and basically sitting on the cusp of playoffs with everyone else.

Again, let me know if you know of some type of help I can be in order for you to continue to compete in this shitty league ;)

League records have been edited into the mag. I put up an explanation of how rankings will work. it is only mid season so knowing your exact ranking doesn't mean much. but this will give you an idea of where you stand. it will change week to week. so just keep winning.

when we get closer to the final week ( Week 10) I will go in and make official standings. it will be a massive undertaking but I will have them up by week 8.

Em da gawd, btw

I am pretty fucking impressed with the write night pieces. How's the voting work for it?

Drugs are good for you guys. Just saw bad grandpa blazed with that Jehovah's Witness girl. It had its moments.

Everyone ranks their five favorites.

Right on, what's the deadline on submitting the rankings and where do you post them? I'm supposed to be going out and doing blow all night, I imagine I'll be sleeping most of the day and not rational enough to give a proper ranking while twooked

As long as its in moderation and not injected, I fully agree... You knock on her panty door yet?

Tried that last week and got the I need to wait bullshit. I can dig it. For a few more days.

There will be several days to vote.

Cool cool, thanks certain, and, you got a legit lol from with that crater face white netcees line...

Agreed @the white boy craters

Breathless, I'm very impressed with your verse in thre, quickly becoming a fan of your writing and styles.
Just throwing that out there. Good shit.

Thanks man, hey, are you GenTheGod from rapmusic?

although i do appreciate it's a new way of doing things, beginning with my ending known is not as beneficial to the writing process as I first expected it would be.

edit: ^ i am definitely from the suburbs.

Job interview in the morning...ugh hate being nervous but it a damn good job

So it's 2 a.m. I have to be at work by noon. But I have laundry that I really want to do tonight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Y0cy-nvAg

@Frank wtf happened to 64 lines? You got near 100 man that's basically 2 verses bruv

You asked for a line extension without a specific amount, so while I understand your frustration, I don't think we can or should disqualify him.

With that said, that battle is a fucking bear.

He said 64 lines, I agreed. Look at the deleted posts that's a line agreement wtf. I don't want him dq'd just atleast a semi close line limit...I offered to cut an entire stanza from my verse if he ain't want a line ext but we agreed on 64 an he went 100..that's just not right or I coulda added another 2 stanzas entirely

If you'd like a chance to add to your verse, you can take it down.

With that said, brevity is the soul of wit.

I don't got the time to add to it now with the job interview an work smh fucked up that I'd have to change my verse cuz Frank nearly doubled the line limit he set. I ain't bitched once. Since the start of the season but that shit ain't cool real talk.
Highly disappointing

I understand the frustration, but don't allow yourself to think that it's going to cost you the battle.

it's 99 lines dude. chill out

@Vulgar, I'm ready when you are. I wouldn't mind more time to look over my verse, but if you want to post tonight, I'm game.

I have barely started. I'm fucked. I almost refuse to extend though.

Yeah, I've never asked for an extension (though I've used them when opponents have asked).

You're in the championship match now, though! Don't wait until the last possible moment like I did.

trying not to. just started writing. i might need a bar extension though, if this becomes what i want it to be...

I hate to remind you, but Mr. J already rejected that.

Dying...

Oh, c'mon, he didn't almost double it, that's just barely 1.6xing it

Man, them write night pieces are a bitch to decide on already. Hard enough to pick the winner between 2 verses here, let alone 5. Criminitly! I honestly hope there aren't any more good ones today.