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Lmfao killed me

what stock Honda Accord runs a 13.5 qtr stock? this dat dere Mugen R-Type VTEC bruh?

Tic Tac is a Forza 4 tuner

13.5 @ 104 is because you have a god awful 2.2 60ft. no excuse for that. and much like split, calling you a liar. 13.5 and 13.54 are two different things, further, that 13.54 isn't with bolt ons and nothing else. sorry. physics.

and lol @ you calling me into question. i grew up 15 minutes from englishtown. you want all my old reg #s? pics? i've posted pictures of me in IROC cars, open wheel cars, and @ etown strip and scca events in various cars of my youth including everything from a legit goddamned integra type r to a fox body mustang.

i performed a fucking transmission swap in a fucking barn in fucking february in fucking maine with no hvac and a rusted on flywheel.

do not talk to me about cars.

children. christ.

You should have sex man. Why argue with people? Do you battle?

catch.

brb slaying magazine times. no tune. car better than yours I'm a tuner. oh my mod list? I shrunk my trans in the dryer, got some hi HP accent lighting w/ race spec ball shifter. hi flow ignition coils, triple grounded Injen harness, Skunk6 locknuts.

Now I do all my own work last Saturday at the quarter drags I moved the Fast slider from top speed to accel. Yeah cracked my hood and got my wrists covered in intake dust, kinda mad tho I got rid of all my torques for aych pees

Lolololol all this is missing is speed holes and VTEC, SON!!

I totally owned a skyline an beat Paul walker in a drift contest in Paris don't talk about cars with me or you'll end up like Paul did. He didn't die in an accident, he lost to me an killed himself.

It's not stock. I said stock tune and stock gears.
I'm not saying you never went to the track, I'm saying you've never gone in your Genesis. Sounds like fact since you keep avoiding it. The worst 60' in those 2 slips was a 2.15, the best being a 2.08...I see no 2.2s anywhere. You'll round a 2.15 up to a 2.2 but won't round a 13.54 to a 13.5? Lulz, so it's a 13.6 then? I've also gone 13.46 @106.66 but that was in the winter so I don't count it. It's my daily driver lol so I'm not going all out it's still on stock struts with 135k and the stock clutch in those runs.

I go to Island Drag usually and sometimes Atco so you can watch me do it in person.

Tic Tac seems like a normal, reasonable person.

this fuckin blunt just merked ya boy
gimme the mic bet I merk ya boy
on pluto, I got balls like Naruto
paint ya bitch face like Jimmy uso

Word, tic tac sounds like he got a lot of similarities car wise as me. Honda, tunes, but still a reasonable daily driver lol

I got 2 kids, they don't need ta be in a car doing 125/12.3s or some shit

And just for the record ( I know common sense is irrelevant with you but anyways)
The d16s are one of the easiest CHEAP Honda engines that can be tuned for just about anything. The b16s got more power but the D's can take more of a beating so for me to ask about a Turbo after stating I don't know shit about them is a normal question. I've had faster cars with bigger engines an supercharged but never tuned a Honda/Turbo. Excuse me for not having a Hyundai. If I had the money for a new Hyundai, I get a better car than a Hyundai lmao

Yea I enjoy my DD. No one expects an Accord to be quick as you can see from this thread, so it's fun ha. Still has to be practical though.

This thread is the equivalent of if someone said "damn I love grimy rap songs" and all of the AOWL started talking about their merits as if they were actual rappers with record deals because they wrote lyrics with rhymes in them

>listing a cold air intake and chip flashes among your primary mods
>losing 2 seconds off R&T 1/4s with headers
>JDM hellaflush
Tic Tac. Mod list or link to build thread ASAP

STOP SAYING TUNED

I heard that stickers on your car adds horsepower
The louder it sounds the faster right?

Inb4 u think I'm srs.

bro, ya bitch can mod my d, call that the headers.
your losing by two inches when I am up in her lettuce
she hit me on that late night tip....text message
my dick stuffin her mouth now she can't pronounce her s's