Stopped reading once I got to Mike Wrecka's posts

jesus

Tempted to create another Kent alias now..

^ Not sure if Beta or Beta Squad Leader

lmao can't think of anything worse than doing that

i dislike cinema as a date, ever

you two just sit there hours without speaking or eye contact

wtf now?

LMAO DID THIS LAME JUST SUGGEST SOME TEENAGE BOY SCOUT INDOOR ROCK CLIMBING AS THE IDEAL PLACE FOR A FIRST DATE? THIS CAN'T BE LIFE

ROFLZZZ

That's what u do? lol

I usually rub on a bitch leg.. caress/hold her hand.. MAKE OUT.

Put ur arm around her & she puts her head on ur shoulder..... curtains.

What is this fucking amateur hour around this motherfucker?

Be creative.

Have game.

lmao if your 'game' involves taking her to some long, shitty movie just to get a cuddle and a kiss out up her then your life and social skills seriously need re-evaluating IMHO

i get further with chicks ive just met in bars that same night and aint have to pay a single thing for the priviledge pussy

these lames splashing out on popcorn, corndogs, supersized cokes as well as two tickets and 3D glasses, all for effectively a peck on the cheek and a feeling of fulfilment as they drive home alone ahahahahahhaa! TELL ME I'M LYING RIGHT NOW FAGGOT?!

y'all youngsters aint know a damn thing about women. i can't be alone in feeling this lame Strikta never left with a girl on the first night. didn't his ex urinate all over his stinking fat ass unemployed feet just weeks ago now?
but suddenly he the player now he thinks we all done forgot that

funny how the first catch of puss for a minute can change someone

wow

oh, i do love the internet sometimes.

Bags the homie though, I wish him well xoxoxoxox

I have only ever been on one date, dating isn't really a thing here...you just go out, get really drunk and find someone equally drunk to have sex with.

30+ chicks are like fastbreaks

if they aren't lay up material then I pass it off to a wingman

Today's your big day

Lol.

I no longer have company over.

Shes bringing sun beer to the crib.

Im going to pound her pussy inside out.

All is well young meth

Oh shit make sure to ask how her week was

Right before my current gf, I bagged a 32. You're in for a treat if all older women fuck alike.

how old are you @Patrick

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