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Objective 08-19-2014 05:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385048)
A: tell her "go back to bed sweetie, its just a bad dream".
B: check the closet first to assure her there is no monster
B, got to show that the proof of no monsters.

veritas 08-19-2014 05:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharp Nine (Post 385084)
we both know this alternate universe sharp nine has nothing but bad things waiting for him outside that door

slit it

You find yourself in a huge library. There is a man standing over you. he has a sword that appears to be perpetually burning yet never consumed. He looks down upon you and speaks: "IS YOUR NAME IN THE BOOK"? you look, it is not. you realize you still have the pen though! do you:

A: attempt to write your name
B: tell him no

PancakeBrah 08-19-2014 05:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385093)
bags rushes you and catches you by surprise, you lose your footing. you both roll around on the ground and suddenly you feel a poke. he is erect. you suddently notice that you are erect too. He whispers to you "I am so lonely". you resond by saying: "they say we only use 10 percent of our brain, but i think we only use 10 percent of our heart". do you:

A: embrace him in passion
B: use this moment to strike
Oh dear

B, obv

veritas 08-19-2014 05:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Objective (Post 385094)
B, got to show that the proof of no monsters.
You move to the closet and open it. Your daughter is slunched down in the corner with her knees to her chest. She whispers: "Daddy...there is a monster in my bed". Do you:

A: turn and face the bed
B: stay affixed to the closet

Meth 08-19-2014 05:28 PM
Holy lolz

I'm down

veritas 08-19-2014 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by El Pancake (Post 385099)
Oh dear

B, obv
YOU haymaker his face repeatedly and repeatedly with such power and strength that you are amazed tbh. You stand above his beaten corpse. The other guards aim there weapons at you. do you:

A: rush them
B: try to stop the bullets

Sharp 08-19-2014 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385098)
You find yourself in a huge library. There is a man standing over you. he has a sword that appears to be perpetually burning yet never consumed. He looks down upon you and speaks: "IS YOUR NAME IN THE BOOK"? you look, it is not. you realize you still have the pen though! do you:

A: attempt to write your name
B: tell him no
holy fuck im in cakes story

I may have obliterated a kid but I'm no liar

B

veritas 08-19-2014 05:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Meth (Post 385101)
Holy lolz

I'm down
7th grade was a bitch, judging by the weather of your first day of 8th grade things will get no better. You are standing outside waiting for the bus and it is late and now the rain begins to pour down upon you. do you:

A: wait for the bus
B: begin heading to school

PancakeBrah 08-19-2014 05:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385103)
YOU haymaker his face repeatedly and repeatedly with such power and strength that you are amazed tbh. You stand above his beaten corpse. The other guards aim there weapons at you. do you:

A: rush them
B: try to stop the bullets
I'm on dat dere red plant steroid I can smell sounds.

B

Meth 08-19-2014 05:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385105)
7th grade was a bitch, judging by the weather of your first day of 8th grade things will get no better. You are standing outside waiting for the bus and it is late and now the rain begins to pour down upon you. do you:

A: wait for the bus
B: begin heading to school
I'm a go getter V

B

Objective 08-19-2014 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385100)
You move to the closet and open it. Your daughter is slunched down in the corner with her knees to her chest. She whispers: "Daddy...there is a monster in my bed". Do you:

A: turn and face the bed
B: stay affixed to the closet
A. Got to see what she's yelling about and assure her there's nothing anywhere.

Diode 08-19-2014 05:36 PM
in which veritas writes fan fiction about all of you and you encourage it.

in which it is all one big circular allegory to convince you to accept jesus christ as your lord and savior.

in which i am very disappointed in certain for not shutting this down.

Swerve 08-19-2014 05:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385074)
Carmicheal says: "thanks for holding it for me kid, you know the chief and how he sweats me about the drink". he kills it off like a veteran drinker. Yall walk to the car. Carmicheal gets in and starts it. the boys get in the back leaving you to shotgun.

do you:

A: get in
B: tell carmicheal that you will drive
B. How about you let the rook take the wheel, chief?

PancakeBrah 08-19-2014 05:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diode (Post 385109)
in which veritas writes fan fiction about all of you and you encourage it.

in which it is all one big circular allegory to convince you to accept jesus christ as your lord and savior.

in which i am very disappointed in certain for not shutting this down.
Or we all realize most of that but still find it entertaining and realize its harmless and not worth complaining about

Certain 08-19-2014 05:43 PM
I have a theory that El Pancake has made it to the kingdom of heaven, which for him is being manifested as Bags erections, while Sharp Nine remains in purgatory, which is the room with the book of names.

I'm v. interested in finding out if I am correct.

Ghost1 08-19-2014 05:47 PM
Pancake. ......U struck me?!?!?!?!

Story over. U have forsaken all that is right.


Sharp nine story my fav tbc.

Also swerve story seems boring....u should kill him....sumthin about his spine an or lotion or canada

veritas 08-19-2014 05:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharp Nine (Post 385104)
holy fuck im in cakes story

I may have obliterated a kid but I'm no liar

B
The flaming sword chops your head off with speed unheard of. You are dead.

The next moment you are shocked as it appears that all you can see is a penis. it is pounding your face. You are stupified. you are frozen. you feel something cut into your throat. you fall back. the last thing you see is an old man touching himself. blackness....nothingness.....

THE END.

PancakeBrah 08-19-2014 05:55 PM
Lmao sharp dun goofed

Objective 08-19-2014 05:57 PM
Hahahah, you fucked up bad Sharp. Damn.

Sharp 08-19-2014 06:00 PM
wow lmao

are there do-overs to see where you were going with that or do I just have to live with suddenly being decapitated and throatfucked?


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