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Son of Squidward lookin ass nigga
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20,000 Leagues Under the Semen lookin ass nigga
(should I stop? lol) |
Cries himself awake every morning
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Takes generic prozac n thinks he's prosaic
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Quote:
his tears rain down from Hyrule Temple clouds this dude looks like he catches fireflies with his mouth in Zelda |
When he sneezes, ginger ale comes out of his nose
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Quote:
after like 10 straight post of cringe worthy boarding in this thread, that actually made me chuckle out loud |
Face like his mom's prolactin count has prolapsed
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he invented the dance move 'Criss Cross Snapplesauce'
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Used to leave clues that led to more clues in the locker of his 3rd grade crush
She meet him in lounge of a Best Buy audio department with an arrest warrant senior year |
lookin like he's a member of the Slovenian slim jim team
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lookin like he had an affair with Cro's Edit Button and got her pregnant
the baby's name is Annunaki |
Twister is his faces favorite game
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His best friend is the asparagus plant.
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films fish dying out of water with a crank reel over the acoustics of Incubus
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The picture is taken with a pro camera but even pixels shy away from an ugly face the elephant man would laugh at.
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Walks around w bitter beer face n doesn't drink beer
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Owns a timeshare in Somalia with David Uosikkinens half brother
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The picture of his face is used as confidence boost for severly burned fire victims.
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Suffered through years of child abuse performed for the good of the community
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