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He can milk a goat faster than any person on Earth.
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planted nudes in his dads desk so he could grow up w/out a father figure
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has a candle lite vigil every night before bed for treyvon martin
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has a dicksucking look while drinking from a cup...says a lot bro
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long story short, no they will not |
the only man to conquer moron mountain
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went to Megiddo with binoculars so he could witness the end of the world
came back with a du rag he bought from Cairo |
taught Rumba to his roomba and gave it the "With great power" speech from Spiderman, stuttered over all the four syllable words and it vacuumed his turtle to death
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is muslim but has a career selling bibles door to door
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turns off white balance in all his photographs
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Marvin the Martian, played by a Pakistani street urchin
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he's actually feels racism towards him...
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this dude defuses lobsterdog bombs for a living
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has a hair brush with the black power fist on the end..
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starred in Super Mario Bros the live-action TV show as a distraught koopa troopa
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Channels the spirits of fallen slaves for the whole of black history month. To.any onlooker, appears to be spaztic crip walking
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he fought the law, and the law didnt find anything suspicious about him so they let him go with a slap on the wrist
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has the original map to the under ground rail road framed in his room
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