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lookin like ja rule dugg up gary colemans corpse & fell into the machine from the fly
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has never won a game of basketball in his skinny life
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pulled some strings at his adopted fathers lighting company and cameo'd in Star Wars as Mace Windbreaker
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lookin like Dwight the Chemist from Englewood |
thought Winnebagos were a type of mayonnaise
asked his dad to buy him one |
always gets skinny jeans but they fit normal
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He starts every sentence with "In reality..."
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Bryant gumbel & t.i hired ally mcbeal as their surrogate mother
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Sought emancipation at age 15 for parents naming him 'john'
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His friends call him Norman but his mom calls him Darcheeba.
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mother got raped by kobe bryant in 2007
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has memorized hardees menus in 6 different states
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If you play A Tribe Called Quest around him, he smiles.
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TThe result of the i have a dream speach ejaculating into a dungeons an dragons board game
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he thought "Black on Both Sides" by Mos Def was discriminatory towards three dimensional diagrams
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considers aunt jemima a sellout
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he got slapped in the face repeatedly by Denzel Washington in Glory
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Malcom XP
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most African thing about him is his BMI thought Arm & Hammer was a socialist movement in the 1980s |
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