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His animal spirit form is that of a Russian dwarf hamster w/ type 2 diabetes
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Eyebrows got that pubic hair dolphin swag
Bends hat bill to a V shape for virgin The cow his pops fucked should of aborted Nickname on the streets: mini red hot |
dude looks like Penn & Teller's worst nightmare
his face screams food poisoning at Wendy's Lookin like he was a plumber in the Simpsons Movie |
Chill Villun!
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Your going to have spots on your face when dicks hit them
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Looks like he tried to sneak dinosaur embryos out of Jurassic Park in a shaving cream bottle.
Kid looking like he cuts grass with a bubble mower. In the club doing the Truffle Shuffle |
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now i remember why he got roasted into history |
lookin like he'd drag his third testicle through a quarter mile of toddler sharts and Furby beaks just to get a 5% chance at licking a signed MGK bus ticket
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nigga looks like he got punched in the lips by Ali
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dude lookin worse than sdizzle's online career and pics put together. (only old rb heads will remember)
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He looks like Paul Blart's daughter
He got denied a ride on the Tilt-a-Whirl for excessive faggotness Had his last birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese, tried to suck the singing bear's dick. Shit himself on a church bus once. Has a reoccurring dream where he's snorkeling in Raising Cane's sauce |
Fantasized over being desecrated by the raisin brand sun. His first boner was accompanied by a kenny g slide whistle solo. grew up on the streets of Albany hittin licks with his aunts in their dyke gang of tweaked out meth heads. rented out the open spot of his trundle bed to the neighbors dog, but everyone knows he's just fucking it.
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Special student of the week Dexter "Villain" Sanchez. The son of a deadbeat dad hispanic part time mechanic and a Scandanavian prostitute, Dexter decided last year at the tender age of 12 to trade his Yu-Gi-Oh cards and dinosaur knowledge for a mic and street smarts to become the first gangster rapper in his family. We salute you, Dexter "Villain" Sanchez. Dexter's first album "Show me on the doll where he touched you" will hit iTunes on the second Thursday of next week. |
This guy lookin like my mom forreal though
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LMFAO @ 'PIMPLES AINT EASY' DEMO FROM THE FIRST PAGE
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