More like Kurt VonneG.O.A.T., am I right?

VONNEGOAT

6.Be a sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them—in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

Yesssssss

oxford is weird. never see commas anywhere on the cobbled streets. lots of tourists. or foreign students. can't tell which. ameri***cents are horrific, though.

lol'd.

american accents are pure

Except for the South. And New York. And Boston. And Chicago. And Minnesota/North Dakota. And some others.

I have a pure American accent, though. Pure as the driven snow.

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i want to move to england. the times i've conversated with british chicks always left me with an i should impregnate them vibe. probably just because of the difference.

if i lived there my regular american voice, would probably just makes there pussys fall out.

i bet it works both ways.

because i want it too.

thats rough dude.. i hate writing on my phone for that very reason

accidentally hit back 2x trying to minimize the keyboard and see what you wrote? VERSE DELETED

well...this is certainly embarrassing - acting like i knew the meaning and all, lol. But in hindsight, it does make more sense with that picture; my apology. Still a dope verse, i thought.

And great job on the mag, duke.

i think english girls (the ones who can speak properly) feel american girls sound like bimbos. don't know about the men. can't see the yank accent being well-received. different strokes, though. i would say my accent is pure but wouldn't like describing it as such. sounds like something aristos would say.

Female bimbo-ism is our #1 export

Hey guys sorry for my lack of votes ect. My 6 year old broke his leg so ive been pre-occupied but ill hit up the rest of the matches in the tourney. Good luck to everyone left

The Irish accent is well received everywhere.

Everyone loves us.

Until we get drunk and sleep with your daughters.

Even then, we just do a little jig, a wink, and a 'Top o' the morning to ya fella' and all is forgiven.

The Irish are OK, but Irish-Americans are the worst.

man exotic bitches with that english accent sound sexy as fuck yo like fly indian bitches with english accents and shit. That irish shit just sounds retarded imo but it's playful and manly which I can see lots of women gravitating to

nothing sexier than a good, thick, rural Chinese accent. except for maybe a nagging filipino tone, that really grinds my gears.

I've plotted out my verse and will write tonight.

I'm trapped in a Starbucks with an hour and a half until a news conference starts.

Why haven't you posted yet, @big baby?

Belle & Sebastian are inconsistent but pretty much amazing when they're on.

Thinking about doing DeviantArt for the next round.

plz do that

No.

There are Irish people (People who live in/were born and raise in Ireland)

There are Americans (People who live in/were born in America)

Irish Americans are just Americans.