I am fixing to derail this thread.

It's not hard, and it's not a gig. It just is. eminent*

If Bob the Builder was from Equador

Soon our paths will cross.

His moustach disproves the pythagorean theorum.

Looks like James Franco with a dash of down syndrome and twice the douchebag.

Better

Better

Looks like NoCanDo's math tutor.

Owns shirts that are experiencing a mid-life crisis.

Clean cut greaser. Rolls a pack of American Spirits in his Buckle t-shirts. Doesn't smoke.

Life goal is to become Patches O'houlihan.

His son has never seen the smile Sage Francis has.

Has the facial hair genetics of Elen Degeneres. Less testosterone.

He's been friendzoned by four notebooks.

Prank calls Noodles & Company on Friday Nights, alone.

Looks down on other homeless people who don't use Ikea boxes as a home and Wall Street Journals as shit paper.

He looks stupid.

Wow@sage francis son smile.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0o0

dat troll smile tho

fat dude expressing the universal feeling of being in a 5m radius of this fagg0t - utterly miserably

The Asymmetric Eyebrowser

hairstyle - i'm broke as fuck

Mustache & lower goatee - forever alone

the end of his eyebrows to his sideburns - The Unhindered Connection - sponsored by ET's finger

Luke Skytalker

Has the smallest micropenis in his micropenis support group