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Lookin like he unbreaks world records
He's also unmasculine |
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that sly grin says he hasn't dove into a fat ham sandwich since that Tropicana Twister gave him motion sickness, then wet-burped mustard climbing the rope |
The Lycan, the Rich and the War Troll
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He once tried to sabotage a gnome factory
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has a tramp stamp of the wildcat formation in braille
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bitch tits
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his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson his name was robert paulson |
Emperor penguin penitentiary labor party member
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Lookin like he guards the door to Burger King Valhalla.
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Anakin Drydocker
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Vulgar is making me question my life. Destroyer makes me laugh. I just laugh at Split. |
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Wilt Chamberpot
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He once sprained his ankle in a Narnian whirlpool
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He's got a two month old Dalmatian named Pugnuts
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starred in indie sequel to "Over the Top" where he arm wrestled to get his dae woo back
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this nigga got the fucking squire-boy hair cut tho
he in the gym getting swoll so he can lift the boss's jousting equipment at the Renaissance fair |
this nigga bathes in Snuggle Soft
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Brushes his hair to the side with his hand while playing acoustic guitar.
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