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I FUCKING CARRIED YOU FOR MONTHS IN MY THREADS AND THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING REPAY ME?!? ETU BB? U BROKE MY HEART FREDO/
HEY EVERY ONE I FUCKA BB IDIYOTE MOWRUN FUCK OUTTA BEEBZ AWFICE SPELL WORDS WRONG IM AN ACTUAL BABY HEHEEHEHEHEE WICKED FUCKING CLEVER. SUPER GENIUS. NO1 UNDERSTANDS ME. INSTAGRAM PICS W NOSE RING AND LIPSTICK. CIGARRETTE TOO. SMOKING IS DARK. ITS COLD IN THE SHADOWS. MISUNDERSTOOD. IS BABY./ WAKE UP AT 6 AM TRAP SPIDER UNDER A JAR. JERK OFF TO TRANNY PORN. CHECK ON SPIDER. TALK TO SPIDER. OWE U FUCKA IDIYOTE SPIDAH MUSTACHIA GO GET ME DINNAH I FUCKA SPLIT YO HEAD MOWRUN STUPID WHORE HIDING MUSTACHIA POOSY GIVING IT TO BEARDICHIO. SPIDER IS MUSTACHIA./ BB SEVERELY MENTALLY DISTURBED/. WORKS AT NASA. VAPES. CIGS ARE ONLY FOR INSTAGRAM BLOWS MONSTER CLOWDZ. RAISED CHEEKBONES. IN NASA MEETING. UH YES UHM...BIG BABY? SIR? BLOWS MONSTER CLOWDZ IN FACE OF SUPERVISOR......YA FUCKA IDIYOTE WHAT? I BUILT THE ROCKET? NOW ME AND MUSTACHIA HAVE DATE NITE. OK LOOK BIG BABY OR WHATEVER YOU ARE CALLING YOURSELF THESE DAYS MILTON...YOU ARE A GIANT FAGOT. WE KNOW YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT ON GRINDER AND TALK TO SPIDERS. AT THIS POINT YOU COULD DEVELOP TIME TRAVEL AND YOUR EMPLOYMENT WOULD STILL BE QUESTIONABLE HERE/. YOU SMELL LIKE POTPURI AND ASS GREESE. TOPICAL BEEBZ CHAKRA LAVA VODKA LASER CHOPPA BIG POPPA WITCH DOCTA PAPA SHANGA SHOTTAS HOLLA RIFLE FROM MOUNTAIN CASING TENTACLE ROBOT MENACING COLDCUT LOBSTER HEART PULSATING MUTATION NO1 AS GOOD AT BEEBDZ OFFICE LEAVE IT I HAVE AN OFFICE. I SIT AT THE DESK BUT SO SMALL CUZ INFANT/ EVEIL BABY. ALSO DULL BOY. DULL BOY MURDERED COWORKER WITH PALLET OF CONCRETE TO SEE IF HE COULD STILL FEEL. DID NOT FEEL. VINTAGE BB/ VINTAGE CHINKY MEXICAN. IS THE GROSS MEXICAN THATS SO MEXICAN LOOKS CHINESE/ YUCKY. HATES HUSH AND FAGOT AMEN CUZ THEY ARE NORMAL RICANS AND HE IS HIDEOUS CHINKY RICO GUAVA. LOOK AT ME KING!! SEJIFNWERUIGF ILL WRITE UR WHORE MOTHER A FUCKING SONNET THEN TAKE HER TO A LOCAL DOUBLE AA BASEBALL GAME, ILL DRINK 5 DOLLAR MILLER LIGHTS ALLLLLLL FUCKING NITE...TELL HER HOW MUCH I LOVE HER AND WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS INTO HER EAR......AND WHEN THE WAVE WENT BY ID GRAB HER HAND AND GIGGLE AND TELL HER CMON!! ITS THE WAVE!!!! THEN ID MAKE MY ARMS ALL SWIVELLY AND MOVE MY HEAD ALL WAVEY ....THEN ID BE REALLY INTO THE GAME...BIG SPORTS FAN....ATTA BOY 3RD BASEMEN GOOD STOP!! HAND CLAP...SHE KNOWS IM A MAN. IM INTO SPORTS. HER CHINKY SIDEWAYS PUSSY DRIPPING. THEN DURING THE 7TH INNING STRETCH ON THE DISPLAY SCREEN A GIANT PAID FOR MESSAGE POPS UP.....FIRST ITS A CAM VIEW OF US WITH A HEART AROUND IT......THEN THE HEART BREAKS IN HALF....AND I LOOK OVER AT THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WITH BLOOD RAGING IN MY EYES AND I SPIT INHTOP HERE FACE AND A LITTLE GETS INTO HER MOUTH IT WAS A GREEN LOOGIE FROM NEWPORTS AND STDS/...THEN I TELL HER THAT ID NEVER BE WITH HER ROMANTICALLY AND WHILE I WATCHED HER SOUL COLLAPSE ID JIZ INTO MY DOCKERS KHAKI SHORTS THIN RIP HER SLANTED EYES OUT OF HER WORTHLESS FUCKING NEANDRETHALIC SKULL. I FUCKING HATE YOU BIG BABY. MANHATTANS A FAGOT TOO. WHERES NEIGHNBOR!??! HES INCURRING THIS WAR NOW TOO. LYRS U MIDNIGHT BLUE PIECE OF GARBAGE WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT !?>?!?! ANY FUCKING FAGGOT THAT EVER BRANDISHED A PISTOL OR WROTE AN 18 SYLLABLE MULTI SCHEME ABOUT PATRICK BATEMAN IS ABOUT TO BE PLUNGED INTO THE WILDEST DOG FIGHT EVER./ IM NOT HERE FUCK FUCKING GAMES. COME INTO MY GLORIUS BENCH THREAD WITH GOOGLE IMAGES LIKE SHITS SWEET ?!?! SUM1 QUOTE THAT FUCKING POST AGAIN ON MY LIFE I TAKE OUR BEEF TO THE GRAVE WITH ME. PANCAKE YOU CHOOSE SIDES NOW! AERO I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST POST CAREFULLY AT THIS POINT.

ATTN BAGS WAS RAISED BY A PINBALL MACHINE AND A BOX OF PANCAKE BATTER. FAGGOT CRACKSR U ORDER MANHATTANS AT BARS THAT HAVE FOAM PARTIES WHILE WEARING A BLAZER AND BOAT SHOES.
RUN INTO A FUCKIN TIRE IRON U HOMOSEXUAL AVATAR LOOKIN JUNGLE BUNNY. I AM YOUR FUCKIN INSPIRATION TO POST. DONT YOU EVER THREATEN THE GOAT. LOOOOL OLE PLAY-DOH SKIN HAVIN FUCK BOY W THE JERSEY SHORE AXE HAIR GEL CUT LMFAO FAGOT STYLE OUTDATED AS FUCK OLE CLAY FIGHTER GERMAN EDITION.
"HEY BRO CAN YOU SPOT ME?"
"SURE"
*Bags strategically placed phone*
*Spotter looks at phone* "IS THIS NIGGA RECORDING? HE MUST BE HE-MAN AND SHOWING THE INTERNETS. I CANT WAIT TO BE APART OF THIS, LETS GOOOO!"
*Bags struggles mightily on first rep, spotter concerned*
*Bags can't clear next rep, Spotter hurriedly leaves to avoid being apart of Internet embarrasment*
BAGS: "THANKS BRO!!!!*
Spotter already vanished
*Bags post video to Internet, 3 views, 7 dislikes*
*Spotter returns home from work to see his belongings on the curb, wife kicked him out for being apart of such collosal failure*
SPOTTER: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGSS!" *Spotter jumps in front of truck to take his own life*
*Spotter survives, Bags rolls by with his daughter, sees spotter lying helplessly on ground. Attempts to pick him up and place him in car but can't, daughter gets out car to help Bags lift the spotter. Spotter notes irony even while in agonizing pain*
BAGS YOU PIECE OF SHIT DONT WVER COME AT RHE GREAT ONE ARRRRRRGH

nah tho.

I'll accept that. My first attempt, these things take time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylbcqe9gv0k


IT HURT SO MUFH WITH NO GLOVES FUCK I NEED THE GLOVES I LOOK WO KINNY AMB

lol you can't end a vid talmbout owwwie

this dude doing lip curls in the squat rack smh

That shit was squeezing thenfuck outta my calluses bra !

Awaiting @Aero 100 pull up aesthetic set vid

lol aero im flattered u remembered my last rant for u and paraphrased it. but pls....this is not for u. its not something we are going to let you do going forward.

OH CUZ FAGS LIKE......BAGS

MY MIND IS FUCKING IMPLODING

HIW DID YOU?

WHEN DID U?

FORMULATE THIS.......NEVER THOUGHT OF PLAY ON WORDS!?!?


AND WHO THE FUCK IS WE U PIECE OF FUCKING DOG SHIT

U A FUCKING TOURIST HERE SUM WASHED UP NEVER WAS GOING THRU A CRISIS HOPING TO RE LIVE HIS TEXT GLORY DAYS

WELL GUESS THE FUCK WHAT U GOD DAMN CORNBALL

CRUCIAL ERROR


WELCOME TO THUNDER DOME BITCH

lol this is getting kindve weird.

lol.

dis y bb dun make fun of bags CUS then every1 sees da kamehameha nd den dey join in & itz Teribul den im forced 2 stop havin fun wit beardichio n obv obliter8 da Corniah fucka idiyote

beeb had a HI IM reddy 2 launch BUT GESS EVERY1 RUIN!!!!!!

also good 1 beardicihoo u r learnin but hav don betta in daysz p@$t

lmao very cringe