Oh lord. Can't unsee.

this was v strong

Lol was gonna say earlier, but got sidetracked, dude look like a cross between the bull dyke on Orange is the New Black and that fat bitch off Bridesmaids

Nigga on a strict smoothie diet of Robert Paulson's titty excrement

Lookin like he sucks on carpet squares like jolly ranchers

this dude is proud of the fact he ate so many beer-battered fries that he got a DUI.

this dude hides the potpourri that he smokes in the modem of his Sega Dreamcast

lookin like a lesbian softball coach disguised as Stuart Little's big brother

lookin like he smokes menthol Tampax

lookin like he interprets Klingon for an H&R Block part time.

lookin like he made a dildo in shop class and dropped out

lookin like the dude from Troll 2 talkin bout THEYRE EATING HER AND THEYRE GONNA EAT ME NEXT....OHHHH MYYYYY GAAAAWWWWDDDD

Lookin like Shrek when that spell turned him into human

this dude tried to jump ant hills on a bmx whilst wearing a cape and an Iron Man helmet

lookin like he smokes hot glue sticks with B-Rad Gluckman's posse

lookin like he wears khakis to a Presbyterian church and sits on the back pew writing new episodes of Firefly with his emo cousin.

dude lookin like he got carded at Toys R Us and escorted of the premises by Seth Rogen as a security guard.

Lookin like he drinks honey badger semen out of a coconut shell with a 12 foot crazy straw

lookin like he built a skateboard ramp without doing any measurements on the wood before cutting. Doesn't even skate.

SO FUCKING DEAD... BATTY WINS

Jesus h Christ@ the honey badger jizz coconut 12 ft straw... smh

lookin like the mascot at an autism lecture, dressed like Toxic Avenger, wearing carpet as sweaters, rockin awkward suspenders that are polished magenta talking like Barkley & Shredder

Dude was a fluffer in a 70's themed gay porn that his uncle starred in called GLAZED AND CONFUSED.

Tried to order a real doll from a sketchy Taiwanese address and ended up with a knockoff Cabbage Patch Kid torso with a fleshlight hot glued on.

Lookin like he eats oatmeal out of a thermos with a doll shoe.

Lookin like he collects spores and fungus.

This nigga got snow globe glasses.

he filled a bath tub full of milk, then made a noah's ark out of graham cookies and marshmallow paste, filled it with animal crackers, said RELEASE THE KRACKEN and jumped in.


Got an ad on Craig's list looking for Skylanders figures and Jerkoff Crystals.


Took a welding class at the JC to learn to make elaborate meth pipes. Dropped out 2nd week.


Was the waterboy at the local Lesbian Kickboxing Club (LKBC) for the past 3 years straight.

Made a FiFi out of a Ziploc bag full of and Astroglide/Baby Oil composite, mom found it, shrugged.

His glasses are made from the viewfinder on Quija boards. Uses his vision to summon the spirits of homos past.

Tried to get the Green Power Ranger to sign his dad's trucker hat at a bootleg Comic Con but was denied by his handlers.

One night he was hanging out with some friends watching The Prestige on Blu Ray. One of his buddies starts mentioning how ripped Christian Bale had gotten for his role in AMERICAN PSYCHO. So, next they Googled pics and the next thing you know they are watching gay porn and blowing each other for hours.