Pat a cake pat a cake bakers mAaaaan
anyone make cash just know its the bakers man
never know until you take a chance..
girl got a muffin top came out the bakers pan
bake bake bake...shake the bakers hand
and do the bakers dance...

im discouraged i wish i could put my work to use
its no wonder since i bubbled up ya lip and chipped ya tooth
no one understand me i gotta complete this set up
you like a cup of joe something to digest like a drug
i don't know any other way of saying it truthfully
you be soft as puddy and call yourself a profiting industry
i wish i could go back in time and change my decisions in life
because i wouldn't put up with shit and stop chilling with dykes
you aint on the mic and just like rhymes yall all sound the same
im in my audi Quattro and im parking it on my driveway
gonna finish this but im unsure if ive left you compelled
im cracking your shell and pumping you with gas unleaded

I'm bland on the otherhand I'm damned
damned by demand and offhand banter
surviving cancer, black swan I dive in dancers
buying pampers for that shit you wrote
fuck chipping a tooth watch I clip your nose
dip your prose in piss & throat regurgitation
Ill burn a nation then snatch ya virgin fake shit
you a nerd, a fake bitch, your verbal is basic
I'll turn into a turban! Ha haaaaa
I made you laugh ha haaaaa

Garden Burgers & Beers...


Stained glass, the pains past, I massage a knuckle where the pains at
my hearts in the right place but I feel like cupids aim is bad..
that's beyond fact but that's where my persona's at..
wherever the most common grasp I flip & pawn the act
prepare for the night I tear a bish up, comin' down on a rook
us your defenses & shit before you know it your crown will get took..
I'm a sandwich, I'm a hero, I'm a clubhouse
you want a good trip stand on the road with your thumb out...

... or maybe I'm trippin balls...
Padded interior sprawls, straight jackets, grippin the walls...
strippin the gause down to the festering causes
all because this broad tricks with the johns on the strip- man I lost it...
long nose metal pinnochio flossin gepetto bossin the bitch to the floor... "SIT!"
one lift, click, pick of the draw left shit hittin the floor quicker than jabbawockees at war...
talk about a "LOCK" and "POP" - that blast more than fragmented her jaw.
I'm in a villainous form with an air around me as rigid as Storm's.
I'm Chris fresh off a bitch and I'm hitting a tour.
A killing spree befitting of history books- Cruisin like Eazy, bumpin Tupac Shakur.

Im the lyricist the ventriloquist riddled with..
mild temperament, my interpretation is enraged
Im a little sick, you fly & I flew, survive in a zoo
trouble tying my shoes when Im high as a goose
a flock of some geese how do you slaughter a beast?
you cant, Im equipped with laser beams, king ghedorah
go under or experience the wings of horror...
I sing senora , blow a kiss to the heavens and laugh
a little gasoline & flame will have you dressin in ash
what? did I mention Im fat I take up space Im a galaxy
calamity damaging sanity with vanity feeling the gravity
chastity manually riding into the sky da da da daaamn it man
another asp er ran aspirin? aspiring answers inanimate..
companion lit cannon flick yea...

Candid pictures of Nick Cannon's bitch make my manhood get thick.
Oh wait... thats his ex... like the pills he got from Doc Huxtable's fist.
I'm an insufferable prick if you suck when you spit... your girl knows...
You can duck all my hits, but get cut in 8 bits when I buck with this fifth.
Get it? You're a buck and thats it... cabela's game ain't fucking with this.
I keep it a buck like ten cents... times ten or some shit... so I love when I win.
I'm just here shakin rust off again like a Kris Kristofferson with advanced forms of parkinson's...
I'm in advanced form, so park it, son... you're a shoppin mark... your on the market, son.

I come through Tonka tough, ya main man, whats a whopper son
another doctor run through honor stuff, look how Im poppin up
Im poppin up like ads, jack in the box & such
the toxic junk that seems to hang off my nuts
I sniff exotic dust, that tends to give me an erotic rush
exactly! astonished bruh, the bed of flowers I frolic from
i treat you like the cookies that Im tossing up
whaaaaat? i dont know this is wins & losses plus
this is the jargon rushed through with a honest touch....
of monocle lust

Mr. McDonogle struts as if I do not give a fuck?
This teacher wants a trust fall til I make him fall on a truss,
Break his back, nape intact, point n gawk at his guts.
"they're exposed!!! " I'm not only fucked
In the head, I'm special ed n I'm not givin up.
Short bus swag with a helmet on, paper bag fulla Lunch...

My rhyme is an indication of the sick amazement I came with it blazing bricking patrons with a gifted statement I mean, that shits amazing I wish the hatred an invitation that makes them take a trip to Vegas putting their live on paper, I mean their life on paper, I have my eyes on traitors I am greater the iron trader, Im shining playa rolling dice for wagers life in layers the lion tamer attack on Titan, mayor, presidential party in the residential army no consequential harming, credential sparring I put it in your dental, hardening, Im a ghost on conquest, the host on concepts, the foe of progress my doe on congress, my bucks in Milwaukee its a mufuckin party!!!

Your a danika Patrick n imma Tom hardy. Tea party?? No I tea bag with these flesh bean bags and bomb barbies. Bbq the entire lobby. Lobbing a tire sized rocket from the sidearm piece through your wide old teeth. You'll be dead at the wake with your eyes on fleek . Eyes on me! I'm the raggedy type... This lucky charm is at the back of each wife... She blows the horn while we give her the bag of deez pipes. Hatchet with a ratchet each side, plastic c4 stashed on each thigh... Running in your complex with a God complex with the object of smashing these lives... One shot bang and quiver each slice...

im dope and nothing to add to that
i know this like history class way im all about the facts
gonna spend this dough while im still on top
you like the cleaning ladies all up on it like a mop
gonna spread the cheese and make sure it fits
cuz if it aint broken theres no reason to get it fixed
just take a hit the psychiatrist recommends it
and just like a fire exit im contacting you like lenses
its dope as fuck i know you love to fuck with us
and if you were at the corner its only to catch the bus
im thinking of ending it its all about how things finish
but you so fake i question whether or not you even exist

I send a fleet out to conquest, outnumber anyone & proceed south
dont leave a camp settlement until every settler bleeds out
I see clouds, I see storms that rain blood more than tears..
if change makes sense than my thoughts couldnt afford the ears
afford the ears? yea homey like you couldnt get corn at KFC
my drive thru order came through sounding like alien speech
Im [nsane on the weekends but during the week Im Mr Clean
I massage my nuts as my foot pulls back & proceeds to kick your spleen
thats nonsense this is nonsense, Im a keyboard without a conscious
Ima seahorse without an ostrich this is my telepathic sausage

I smack airborne balls!! Mutumbo with the emphatic stoppage!
I combat your sloshes with forceful throat gags with daggers of hotness
A slasher with vomit-splashed galoshes amassing carnage- impasses upon us
no passes i warrant. don't come at a performer that snaps like rabid transformers
passion so avid it haunts ya that you are so average and washed up
like a cadaver in vats of that orange stuff. but i'm cleaner than half of ya roster
i'm a homhock in a hammock, i get laid... i mean i take naps on a pasta
wake up inside ya girl cuz she takes bones in the mouth... cheesin like Kraft mix lasagna

Im the author, the flying saucer born into the Armada
riding a pinata, sipping on agua casting spells Harry Potter
mufuckin drama got Gods armor prepared for the HaHas
permanent marker, Peter Parker web-slinging in a yamika
Doctor Mario up in this shit with a twist on the sites ills
despite thrill no one could hit harder than life still..
I find pills stashed in a cabinet, villainous & ravenous
puffin on cannabis, my language is spoken in the tavern
a seat bearing an amulet with my hand on a Javalin
riding like the Paladins look at these earphones Im jammin in
what you hear beats me....& thats funny

Bet you never had Beats, B... I get it. Cuz that's money
Covering ya girl's Patty wit mayonnaise like Doug funny
I send foes thru ER, you owe me "wattup Doc" 's like bugs bunny
I slung rocks at cops stomachs til blood clots, they drop from it
No, twats - I rock summits with drops, I'm not buggin

I drug in the mutton owe none of these suckas nothin
Paul Bunyan Jumped in & told his wife to get a breast reduction
Im sunk in, drunk n runnin the bar down in Philadelphia
move a smudgeon, in the dungeon there aint no helpin ya
put ya self in ya like them russian dolls son, I roll hard son
this is how you ball son, lookin hard looking like the bald one
the ending in saw one, or just saw whatever you saw son
I see saws while I saw the sea easy breezy cover girl nah son
easy breasts

Do. U ® ember any of them. They were family.
I saw Billy run after that Piccadilly know da dilly
You a flyer for a show or a show with some indies
You don't say that to Sidney the book of riglies
I looked for the knowledge inside like a fish replies
I want something else that was first prize now goodbye
Why imply you a Forrest approaching or a river in Dubai
Was important to speak. If the annex ain't cleared in a year
Pioneer cavalier death to King Lear. Concepts disrupt.
That means the stadium about to blow. The audience corrupt
I live in a ransack tied up like locks on Behaviour
Cover our rears. I'm patted like a Santa clause dressing inginger beer
I got a thing for this mans offer. You see this man was important
We kept running if ain't one thing it's just an drastic appointment
Proportion she wanted more. I entailed to fit it
Before the nail on the coffin. A splendid afternoon.
She sipped the spoon. Oh would u like some.
If a dog lose his home u help it since it's her fume. Bedroom
And if the Brooke's cuz if his right don't land i bet the Red Sox.
That was weak it hasn't got better from last night
You say Wendy's no good but couldn't say his black light
Didn't trust him knees buckling my Behaviour no amateur

find me in your parameter looking like a janitor
cleaning up after ya, damn it the...nerve
I mean word, society is fucked up but worrrd?
blaming other people isnt that...absurrrd
swerrrve, I aim at static in that blurrr
I throw hooks on worms catching fish or birrrds
Im a Kit Kat you a butterfinger Im a tic tac
you a shit sandwich Im where the shits at
did I did that? I burn where its blunt, you burn where the bridge at..
what up with that, what up with that...lol
lol




lol

Jajajajajajaja!!! Since we like to ***kle a lot.
I disappear and pop up in the most impractical spots.
No convo for the tantos, I don't rap with the lot.
I'd rather go car garage pimping and rap in the lots.
Immaculate stature at this shit, not even maxing my drops.
Still catching dubs like bush junior when he splashed out the twat.

im trying my best to take account for my shit
you be like chewing tobacco something called dip
and you need to understand im hot as temperature
just like the don Corleone you wont refuse this offer
its all about honor and pride I love my shit for real
but see I know how it feels to not know the deal
im trying to keep it hot and black as coal
ill be like a hump back who breathes through a hole
im dope for real you cant underestimate my skill
so don't listen when the critics say this kid over the hill

toe to toe and pound for pound I scrape boys...
swerve on a mark for the right price... a .44 makes a great noise.
Transporter ploy on a scrub, put his ass in the trunk.
Deliver the package to the junker. smash the audi at the dump.

lol I like that one.....


im burning yall in the third degree
and nothing can grow in the dark they need the sunlight like trees
and im trying to defer the information in this thread
since its starting to upset my nerves as if I was stressed
and I know this flow isn't interesting and yall think its dull
but im like a matador the way im outsmarting this bull
that's why I keep it straight and wrote my verse yesterday
still searching for skill in ya verse but you didn't have any to convey
im trying to implement the future of our kind
but Im running towards the north star like a slave running from the whites
and just like jesus im giving you the gift of sight if your blind
im performing miracles and making discoveries like Charles Darwin
Im like people from the middle ages after you sneeze they would beg your pardon
because it was a sign that you were sick from something contagious
I could write for hours and hours and still barely fill any pages
Its been fifteen minutes and already three days have passed
Its like something in the air because I can pump it in my whip like a gas

terror attacks in paris france

writers

something must be said for those left with no leaders
its like a slow burning blunt since you can call it a creeper
im downright fed up with all the bullshit in this game
practicing my lines im going to be sharp as a daggers blade
I once had a thorn to pick with those who swear they courageous
but im like something passed down secretly throughout generations
its a recipe from history like when people didn't need money
and instead used to trade goods between different societies
im trying to explain it the best way that I can
but I was stuck in traffic so people didn't feel this jam
they said there was a clash of opinions between each other
its like the way television only discloses so much to their reporters
or a lawnmower since Im cutting the grass in my front yard
your like an emcee with no passion cuz ya rap with no heart
and everything you say is a reflection of who you are inside
so don't take everything in stride since theres laws of conduct to abide
thought of everything is a bit oh so copious
when they know that war isn't something we should consider glorious

why does it continue? We all know what the story is...
before we quit, before we shift over to the furthest side
the side they hurled pride, kept a broken world alive.
look at their pearly whites at the pearly gates push the pure aside...
calling all cars theres a monster on the loose with a golden tooth
a golden egg from a golden goose look at the spell holding you...
I roll like an armadillo licking the tears off of your pillow
look at me, look, at, me, because I get my slice like Kimbo
I write rhymes like tripple and send a shout out to the targets
look at the rhymes they put on the market, ad libs are like aww shit
I piss on ya squad and then shit on ya teeeeam
I stop when I want why continue the scheeeeme

writers

The Piece maker. My keystyles wake up readers. Jolt like a pacemaker. There is no soap. I can't clean it up. There is no spoon. It bends. Like the curvature of the moon. Which is circular. Even at high noon. Rocky surfaces. This pure heart of mine feels guilty. For being caustic to friends. And mucking up a nice website with my experimental, pen. Unfortunately guilt cannot stop me, from doing it. Again. What are my latest personal viewpoints and what kind of reputational currency can I spend? Yes I'll sit in my comfort zone to no end, because the zone daily expands. Which allows me leeway. And cushion. I'm a writer's-writer on this highway of music. Modesty eludes me. Because I'm moderately amusing. Is this what makes you tolerate me? Sue me. I'm attentive. It's the small things that move me. You should have Me in mind. It doesn't always have to be a sleek design. But I'd like the read to be worth my time. Is that hypocritical? I must be one of Those individuals. I throw stones from my living room. This makes my foundation less concrete. And I tear away that metal Mesh. with Ease.
When the walls fall In on one's self, a little encouragement can go a long way. I went the wrong way. All day. I feel fine. Maybe that's what's weird. We are all, our biggest obstacles. Perhaps that's what we fear. The fact that we know it. We just have to own it. Work on it. And not blow it. You might get a second opportunity. Thoughts and actions- it just takes unity.

writers

writers

itfeels like i've been here before.

The metaphor cut like a hot knife.
-Veritas

Misled black head.
 

Confessions of a psychopath are psycho babble.
I love and white and gold cats, iguanas, and I like White Castle.
I can stand jazz but I hate country.
I like to sample rock music, but I don't buy it with my money.
I love rap and rnb.
I fucking hate it when an ignoramus says, "I love that you served in the Army!"
I didn't, bitch! It's the Marine Corps.
It's not what I wanted, but it was the only thing I was screened for.
Fuck conservatives that rally behind toupee radicals.
I hate false politicians in rap... loupe fiasco too.
He usedta be my homie till he swerved out his lane wrong.
Now I give in to ignorance and chain-fuck to ratchet gang songs.
Is there providence in pretension or do we have the wrong idea?
I'm not an activist or a believer in freedom cuz slavery is what got us here.
We're all trapped, but I won't preach. I love dogs, turtles and pandas too.
What good is your opinion in our world if our world don't do shit for you?

I'm elite, i'm stacked to that degree. My flow is packed with heat and steeze that grows so fast it's mastery. For those in disbelief it's blasphemy, i then release and shatter dreams, increase the pace and reach for space, it's flattering .The beat, the base, the battle ring.
Defeat, amaze, i breathe the toxic waste of their obnoxious tastes and start unraveling..

Hiatus when winter comes is for those on a sicker slump
business is picking up when I realize that my slippers plush
they sick of us but the boredom alone could sick a duck
I flick a butt, bury the ashes beneath this wicked dust...
allergens give a buzz that cause the senses to conflict, ah, ah, ah...
ahchoo I drain all the sauce through my wide open nostril
you want a lick its gonna cost you a chicken wing & pustule
I freakin love you like the freak who loves you in Easter huddles
pleased to touch you, waiting for the cracker/cheese tray to come through
thanks, you bum you, master of the face to floor kung fu...
what did they discuss through telepathic rays of gumshoes
I used to spray like skunks do, put my brain above you...
my taste was subtle, sandwiches, chips, & cakes a bundle
what a wasteful struggle.....hey.....cookie crumble

I'm a dope lyricist leading my people like moses on an exodus
Or a train i gotta conduct like a volcanoe about to erupt
Taking this rapping thing seriously
And I'm feeling lousy like a melody I'm skilled in productivity
Gotta keep my chin up even if these drugs got me feeling fucked
You on the corner but only to cop the bus
I hope my rhymes can lead you on a path made of gold
Just like blacks being sold watch this industry unfold
The streets is cold and I'm afraid of what's on the otherside
And I'm hollaring at you shorty ya fancy a ride?
My laws I abide suicidal even though I'm happy to be alive
Like cops reading you your rights this the end of all times

Im sending off lies wrapped in a lemon crossed lime
ascending off rhyme, declare my independence online
my penchant for hot fire got me in this crossfire
the hardcore couldn't match up to me with bats in barbwire
set ya bar higher, I send a ghost covered in the finest of chains
send him to where your writing takes place, applying ya fate
youll be dying in vane while Im lighting the flame that takes ya
I slay Goliath & put him on bed-rest after a back-breaker
come get these slaps hater, I own teams & you draft players
I send a hot cocoa to a broad known for insane fellatio
once she finished sizing me up she inhaled the great ratio
I say ratio cause it makes more sense than my previous thought
but at the rate Im going in no longer seems previous dawg
Im the magnesium salt steamin ya thought near bedtime
if you skittish than you have a reason to fear the headlights
have a beer & a fleshlight, cause you jerkin us here Mennonite
trying to send us back to the dark age with candle in hand
those lies gonna make me flip more than a spatula has...
I split the handle in half when my hands grabbing the pan
Im passing my gas, advancing my math///
disappear and thats my vanishing act.

Werd

I'm unprepared the stove wasn't warm enough yet
But one yard and jet out of nowhere like a bat outta hell
You be flattened like a pancake swear you in with a handshake
I'm the pharoah got more weed than chappelle in halfbaked
I love it I forgot all about this place
I'm constant expansion dimensions of an alternate space
Three days without writing in my journal
Studios like universal I like pussy specially when it fertile
Baby with no cradle yeah I gave u a concussion
Cats ain't like gangsters they ain't me cousin
Momma asked me to find out who I was
It just some dust I gotta sweep up under the rug
No one does not one single person knows man
Get the program I'm like frosty too cold with this snow fam

You've been dragging me down
You've been floating away
You've been choking my love
And riding away to the sound
You've been hearing me gasp
You've been hearing me drown
But now...

No patience to argue but lately you are rude,
you start it, you hard headed lady who are you?
Degraded, departed and faded the hardest
Most hated and tarnished relations I've harnessed
Let's face it, we're far from a "save this" from darkness
Solution. When there's no affection to choose from
The scars thick and my grip on your heart has loosened
We're just an illusion, confusing emotions
The conclusions in motion, no devotion
To notice, its hopeless and bloated with sadness
The madness and ulterior motives, ive had it
We're over, no matter the hearts that it shatters
I will no longer be battered, i'm much stronger
And less somber when i drop all of the baggage
I wish you the best but i won't miss you, the stress
The damn issues you pressed to get to this mess
Your laughter, caress, the mad afterwards sex
The draft through your dress, or the crash of depression
I'm back to the start and it's natural selection
I Rebandage this heart and map the direction
Take her hand and then spark a brand new connection

My opponents are not solid. They're liquid and gas. Isn't it bad? When they rap, the simplest raps. I'm Forward-thinking. But haunted. By visions from the past. Cheers to you. As well, as I'm lifting up my glass. I find hunnies in bars, where I'm risking all my cash. They get, incredibly drunk. And then give me all that ass. This makes it worthwhile when I'm running up a tab. And she likes my stamina later On - mainly due to the "Handie" that she gave me in the cab.
I guess I rap about sexual exploits so no one thinks that I'm a fag. I once complimented a hot young clerk at Best Buy, be cuz her kicks were full of swag. See. When I write - about my life? Well. I think it's sort of drab.
The American Dream is dead. And I'm poorer than my dad. The pool of politicians is so foolish that it's sad. This sort of makes me mad, so I go online and brag. Cuz I'm the illest rapper that Net cees has ever had. Only thing left. Is ta ask.nickiMinaj to read you all my texts. I think she'd do it best.. She has some heaving breasts\but I'm too white to like her ass.