@Certain mag?
@oats it doesn't exist on the internet

@Certain please fix the typos I sent to Split for the roundtable. I'm dumb with the typing.

Thank you, based admin.

I need a Nintendo 64 with both 007 and Mario kart. Any help is appreciated.

N64 was the poverty console.

PlayStation masterrace reporting

I still fuck around with ps2. I could care less avout video games. Gamestop laughed at me not too long ago cuz I was looking for a ps2 memory card.

N64> PS1

PS2> GC

X360>PS3>Wii

Ps4>XBone

PC >>>

I've never liked play station. Nintendo, Super nintendo, n64, xbox and wii are the systems I've had and have. Never was a fan of sega or ps.

Always wanted dreamcast. They didnt last long

Lol

Rest of it is correct though

@oats

"Andrea: Have you dated a girl hotter than me before?
Eric: Um... Yeah
Andrea: Are you serious? Next!
Eric: Whatever ghetto Beyonce
Andrea: This is the closest to Beyonce you'll ever get. Back that thang up! Back that thang up!"

lmao. was that scripted or you?

either way good shit.

I think my Top Five favorite games of all time (including lasting appeal) are


5. Civilization 5
4. Need for Speed: Most Wanted
3. The Sims 3
2. NHL 12
1. Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker



but Top 5 Most Enjoyed for their time

5. Pokemon Sapphire
4. DayZ
3. Fallout 3
2. GTA 4
1. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time


im such a casual

link????

its not a link to the episode just a quote pulled from the review..

http://www.tv.com/shows/next-mtv/and...esbian-812349/

ghetto beyonces thrown

Man my ps3 went out last night so I put an add on craigslist to trade a tattoo for a ps3 and ended up with a ps4 today... graphics are dope as fuck

anyone remember the one where the girl pissed herself?

So who is the other invisible person besides certain?

Lmao no but I was searching for oats' episode on youtube and seen some hilarious ass ones today

I have so many questions, though.

How long was oats waiting to drop that picture?

Was he simply waiting until someone said native Hawaiian? Did he log on everyday with uneasy excitement hoping he'd finally see the codeword so he could unleash this earth shattering revelation?

Was he given a script? Does he think he missed his one chance at true love?

Did he apply for this? What circumstances led to this? Was he sad?

So many

they needed a white native Hawaiian for an episode in aloha land

oats is the only one in existence so he was selected


it was clearly scripted as oats would not call a black girl a ghetto beyonce. irl he would get upper cut by the gap toothed weave wearing track star

Oats=token racist white guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxxU2EsS6uE lol 7:42?

It goes up Tuesday night, like every other week.

YOU'RE A WILD MAN JW.


CRAY.

BTW I'M THE INVISIBLE MAN, HOES.

Or are we?

No one is invisible to me.

yet you never feed my attacks on your homoerotic references. smh.

guys im currently working on the best collab in collab history


think Banned From TV , only better and in text

I look forward to a confident DITW verse this week :)


I will try to return to ambitious Viv again.

Captain Certain is going to drop the mag a little earlier than usual today so I can read it in my leisure time as opposed to when prying eyes judge me at work.

Thanks @Certain

You're the best bro thats ever bro'd.

i know. that's why i chose them as my weapon.

ill get my verse to you thursday.

Thus also revealing to me who u are.

:D i left hints in the interview of the mag but people haven't claimed to have picked up on them yet. but i'm glad it's staying quiet.

Why do people insist on centering their verses? Srs.

Zero percent chance this is up before 3 a.m. ET.

You motherfucker.

questionin if even jurnalest hmmm slow