His middle name is Webster.... oh, and he's dictionary smart to boot.

he looks uppity but he's really punctual

was born with savant like skills in rollerskate Yahtzee but is afraid to tell his family

turns off every scary movie as soon as the black guy dies

yells 'SHABANG!' every time he enters the shower

Lol wtffff

U guys r wilin....bahahaha. ill check in tomorrow ......

caws like a bird every time he runs through a blinking dont walk sign

refuses to let pet chameleon near lighter surfaces, but considers it blackface when its near darker surfaces

boycotted Annie until the director changed the name to Annie-May

mixes Dawn with collared greens and calls it Ethiopian Spring. caught his white roommate using it and he lost access to his Spanish language Nova rips for a weekend

perpetually training to achieve perfect game of boardwalk mini golf

lol

He thought Junior Mafia was a Sicilian beauty pageant.

his girlfriend refers to him as "Mos Def in the streets but Yasiin Bey in the bedroom"

has different capes for each mode of transportation he uses

Has recurring nightmares involving Tom Cruise and Reptar

Calvin Coolwhip

drapes an In Living Color flag across his rear windshield on holidays

recently got over his childhood trauma-induced phobia of tracksuits by snapping his fingers twice and saying "God bless you" as he passes them

lmao @ tracksuits
i dont even know what to think lol

chief writer, editor, director and host of highly lauded community college television program 'flannel channel'

it involves three months of library fines on Beat Poetry for Dummies and his mothers concurrent Brazillian wax debt to the Ukranian mob

went to a Coldplay concert on 250 mg of DXM and spent six hours in a dark place he never wants to return to

thinks he's being edgy by asking his hairdresser to "surprise me"

flips faultily wired USB- powered fleshlights to unsuspecting white youths

Looking like Chris pauls twin brother cliff paul

Looking like he wears David beckham cologne and posh spice tampons

Looking like he watches hanging with mr. cooper while he irons his khakis

This nigga looks like a russel westbrook outfit

The books better then the movie nerdy ass faggot.

Looking like he quotes sonnets and studies vegetation.

has a malcolm x tramp stamp

protest macklemore concerts

has a black otterbox on a white iphone

Everest commercial guy looking ass nigga.

published collection of haikus about steve jobs and murs

hahaha

could witness cell growth from 6 yards away before you

confirms race of donator before making purchases at the salvation army

tries to get discounts on dimebags with his community college ID

lost virginity at age 19 on an equality field trip with his freshman photography class

Once wore a kufi to a Baptist Church

convinced his school to pay for his chicken patties for the year on the basis of "racial reparations"

Hates everyone named Toby

Stared in high school theatre rendition of roots

Born in Portland, Kenya