Even if she is asleep I guarantee you're on her mind. Maybe not for the right reasons. But she's thinking about young Malachi. Whether its intrigue or how to order a restraining order at 14, you're the topic of her thoughts young man.

Well done.

thanks i guess man.

if it does work out bags needs another hof

Lmaooo u should feel bad for urself faggot if ur askin for that faggots help haha
Bags doesn't get pussy

Tonite we planted the seed young mal. Tomorrow we water it.

word man, see yall tommorow

I srsly hope u can salvage this situation

dis thread was funni. malachi is so cute i want to hug him

yea! allen stop bullyin u like dat villain that ruins everything! wen ppl tryna to help out! u com with ur guns and u shoot up the place and then the good guyz need to think of other plan...jerkins..

for real malachi a prime example of high level boarindg right now

we can all agree

I thought i was being trolled until the pics lol

Lolwow

Young Malachi u are sounding way too desperate to get your rocks off with her. Text her tomorrow and say you were drunk and sorry if ur questions made her uncomfortable (clearly they did).

Bags you're giving advice like this chick is one of the ole fb hoes you've been running down. Girl is 14, she's not interested in fucking around without at least the pretence of romance being well established prior.

Step 1 is to secure young Malachi a date. Both of them seem a little awkward so ima suggest a movie.

@Dominate, i tried to help mal get her. he won't listen to u tho, unless you're bags

Today we secure a location dom.....idk how far u read but that is todays goal

We r gonna ditch the dirty talk for now.....as malachi just comes off as a dirty dirty 28 year old italian man who lives in pa.

But no. Movie is the worst! At any age....

Go to sleep u dumb faggot

U GO TO SLEEP U OAZY GLFAGGIT

I hope u get rapped by a group of amish dudes wit a pichfork

This is so cute, Bags has a crush j/k.

LOL.i hope Dr. Giant Hand Jones gives u a prostate exam.

LMAO.

/endofthread

Dead

Honestly it's not as bad as it seems like cake said. She went to sleep thinking about you which is a good thing but you came off extremely desperate BUT it's not the end of the world. Honestly just tell this girl the truth and she seems like the type that'd go for it. Tell her your 20 year old brother (bags) was telling you what to type because you liked her and didn't know what to say. She'll probably laugh at that and think you're cute instead of being a 14 year old sex fiend. Then pick a place and go chill. That's my two cents. Good luck homie.

You need to text that girl back apologize and lie and say one of your homies had your phone and was asking crazy questions... Then tell her your really interested in her then you open the door for her to talk and tell you what she wants girls love to talk

If you were just trying to fuck you could ask to fuck and if she said no ignore her and then wait while she ponders her decision and possibly texts you back that's whore magic but if your into this girl you need to take a more respectful route

Don't say someone had your phone and texted that lol. That's an obvious lie. Do what I said. Then ask her something SHE likes to do and take her out and do that. Remember she doesn't care what you like and she doesn't care what you wanna do. If you wanna get anywhere just pretend to be interested in everything she's interested in. Then, and this is the most important part, suddenly act uninterested on everything she does and this bitch will suck your sick instantly.

Dick pics are the only solution.

@Bags
@Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

whats my move

she still hasnt text me back since yesterday

should i just send her a "hey" or what

Word....just a hey shouod do.....

If she doesnt respind to that no more texts until she does....

she reesponded

"...hey"

We still alive!

wordd, what do i send now man
just have a regular convo right?

So

U need to set up somethin for u an her to hang out.....in @REAL LIFE

Idk what we can do, my parents dont let me go anywhere nor do they let anyone come.
Skipping class with her isnt a n option right?

Why not?

they think i might die or somethng

Did you inform them that you won Netcees.com's sixth newbie tournament?

@Certain

I don't think they'd appreciate if he lied to them

Edit:

Good boy.

of course..

I dont see why not?

Seems like ur best option to me.......

I mean esp if ur on lockdown....

Movies is lame but.....prolly age appropriate .....then u can atleast get ur grope on....play w her boobies an wat not

Lead with the skipping class thing

If she swats that down.....an ur nazi parents will let u/take u .....go with the movies

Or dont u have friends that u can go to....that are allowed to have girls over maybe?

I think you deserve a break. Let them know that Netcees has your back and nothing bad will happen to you.

Aight asking right away