@Batty

You know what its like being fat n ugly for close to 10 years .. Growing content with getting barely any play whatsoever.

N then suddenly your attractive to bitches ?

Its pathetic I know but just think on it

It affects things lol

Now I'm pegged as a "hoe" by chicks out here coz I drift from one to the next . have like an army of exes that hate me but never completely leave my life (if joie get clean then I'm coming to get her xD )

Couple that with the allure of the hustle n the shit that comes with it . the partying ..

Yknow? I'm tryna help u understand

No excuses just I think there's reasoning behind why I am the way I am

Now a nigga can't tell me shit bro . ill fuck a farmers daughter in a hot minute

Got husbands dming me asking me if I'm fucking their wives n shit

Oh AND the fact that I'm like one of 5 blk ppl in a 400 mile radius

Lol I think u get me .

Its done alot for me psychologically

I was pretty depressed for some years and didn't realize it

I am completely different . a social butterfly if u will

Just honesty ppl that knew me back then are definitely loving the change in spirit

Legit. Bleed lime

Brony montana tho lmfao

All day

I swear I've had like 5 hiatuses

But I'll be here off n on until this place no longer exists

@El Muffin see bro that right there is why Roy got nothing but love for ya. I know what you sayin coz that was me at like 17 tbh. That was my point, all those monies & hoes from back then mean nothing later, rt.

Like, I want to see you learn from this and come out of it wiser and better, but the truth is that if shit goes bad for you, it could go really bad. It's too late in the game to be making plays like this.

if it's mostly about the young hoes, you better get them bitches to fuck on camera so you can relive the glory days coz your ex turning straight into juggalo smeagol.

ain't no nostalgia-fuck in it there bro.

My homeboy Ginger Joey from back in the day used to have this chick with a bangin body who used to do home porn and freaky lesbo exhibitionist shit got hooked on meth after they broke up... bitch came back to town and looked him up for a flashback fuck. This bitch took her panties off and that nigga legit vomited. He Frebreezed the fuck outta that house but it still smelled like Vietnam eggs. This nigga had to burn his house down and ninja vanish.

Lmao . good point @Batty

Ill play it by ear . dead @ juggalo smeagol

N nah I'm good I'm already fkn with a new set of even younger hoes

But can I be real ? That juggalo smeagol bitch got the best Pussy I ever had in my life . seems like I'm not only one who thinks so coz her ex after me even came to me like mannnn why u didn't tell me she was crazy . I'm like the Pussy retarded tho isn't it *grin* n this dude Dsmn near collapsed . laughter ensued

Like I fucked wayyy cuter chicks but I ain't never had to pull out 5x before .. Give it a 5 sec break n soon as I put it back in I feel like ima nut again . her shit nuclear like I can just rest my shit on the Pussy Feel like I'm bout to shoot off lmao! FACTS

Nor have I ever been soaked from my upper chest down .shit my belly with other bitches maybe but HER shit was ridiculous. Like otherworldly .

But by time she gets right that Pussy prolly gonna be blown tf out. . sad face

I do got the most awfully recorded vids tho as a in memoriam .

So there's that

There I go talking too much about shit no one give af about

yo Muff I hear the boy @boof got seeds if you looking for an alternate crop

Not your fault, it's the black side of your gene pool, fammo.

Documented proof black people are horrible with finances.

Which is why majority go broke so fast.

Nahhhh, stay away - she probably got Hepatitis A through Z fam, the way she looking.

This nigga, lmfao...

Mugg losing his V card every time he stick his dick in something LOL... Jesus fam. You were definitely deprived.

No

There are levels to the Pussy

I actually been putting in work like crazy since coming out here

Muffin, what in the heck happened here man?

i got babyfever now-bags Tag

Ya'll savages, I swear Lmaooooo.

I'm here for all the glory

xD

Dint see that comin didya

Greatness happened my man

Leegendary shit lol

Legendary shit LMAO...

Muff the next Pablo Escobar in South Dakota - Slinging bud like there is no tomorrow.

He will turn himself in, lead DEA to all parties involved, including Victor in Brooklyn, NY who seems to have began and/or is over seeing the operation via satellite phone.

Sheesh, a lot of gems in this one.

Stop talking bout el jefe

I hit em up earlier was like ayo we need new stache spot

This is muffins greatest troll.

I wish lol

Unfortunately there isn't a shred of falsified info in this bitch

Notta damn word either

Plz no session about howd I get to this point

Cause I've enjoyed last two years immensely

Far cry from who I used to be bruhbruh

So all this is God’s honest truth? No trollmo?

Muff, you still have much to learn about yourself and about pussy in general tbh. I wish you the best of luck in that journey.

The fact is that deep inside, you know chubby muff wouldn't be getting the pussy. AND chubby Muff is way more closer to the real you. Pussy is like the flu, if youre in the right place at the right time, you can always get it. If you're 40, there are 19 year old chicks out there with daddy issues who will put more pussy on you than your soul can deal with. If you're blacker than Wesley Snipes snorkeling in an Exxon spill, there's tons of white chicks with racist dads who want to fuck you to sleep. That's what it's like bruh when you deal with bitches who fuck you for what you are more than for who you are. Eventually that shit wears on you, trust.

Dudes who fuck married bitches or who fuck other dudes girls in general, think the pussy is so great simply because the girls are so into the thrill of doing something they know they shouldn't do, so they fuck like crazy. So, yeah...the shit might seem good, but you are sharing pussy with some other nigga, usually several other niggas. Then there's beefing with baby dads, getting treated for std's and all the drama that comes with that.

plus, if you were anything special to her, you'd be the only dude.

or she'd be willing to drop the meth pipe for u.

Real shit/

/Thread - in regards to pussy.

Let's continue on the El Patron Muffin topic, it's funny.

Nah @Batty there's a story there about why me n joie split

I'm partly to blame . she hates me to this day for it n actually blames the binger she went on just prior to our split on me. But I refuse to accept responsibility for a relapse

I wasn't perfect . she went through my phone n lost it . wasn't cheating on her but I mind as well have been

To this day she holds that shit against me.

Says she never will trust a man again .

But I swear what she found was light .. But it definitely wasn't healthy

I actually had to fix that problem it was a skeleton that I had to confront

This is one of those you had to be there NC threads. I ignored it cuz it was already at 1447 pages and didnt wamt to read it all.

But i feel like i missed out.

Yes sir .

Yknow I tell all even when it paints me occasionally in a light that's susceptible to getting roasted but its whstever

You are further now than ever from who you are. Return to the path.

This is not good.

Stop it.

Please.

Session over.

Path of being fat af n getting no ass

Nah b I'm good

I love myself whereas I was insecure at one point

But I hear u

Anyways I can't if I wanted to

Maybe one day soon but I can't just be like IM DONE

I'd be dead if I ghosted . believe it or not .

Well... that's not true . I'm not sure but id have the hounds on me

You actually sound more insecure now if I am being honest

Pshhh no

Maybe to a certain extent (aren't we all a LITTLE) but not as bad as I once was

I'm content n happy with who I've become n not based on what I do but where I'm at psychologically

Confidence etcetc . my family back home even percieves as much and says I'm a far cry from who I once was . Whereas I didn't have much drive or ambition back then . and I struggled with addiction . depression

My activities have nothing to do w/ it either . it was moving out here n the new lease on life that got me going

Lol n you say I should return to the way I was dude ? Dreading waking up ? Logging on ncs high off my ass to the point I didn't sleep many nights and thinking everyone's out to get me? Working offshore just to get home n blow my money on drugs n have nothing to show for it? Being a recluse? Fat? No bitches? Barely any friends? FUCK THST

Noooope

This session is over I'm walking tf out xD

Muffin keep it 100.

I am more than willing to agree that I am all for the advancement of EVERY member of this board.

I also agree that you and I have always been cool.

I disagree that selling drugs which hurt others and also provides a likelihood of you going to prison is a way of character growth.

Fair?

lmfaoo legit nc be calling me when I just be trynna listen to a book and work lol

Bruh I get weight on the front

So I said I'd be dead but then retracted n was like idk but ppl would be on my ass

Truth

Can't say for certain ID DIE

LMFAO stop it im trying to finish something work.

Its weed man

Chill

4 #s each batch. Like I said very early on

So that's paper that's owed

I'm only like a # into it

Not trying to summon u once again I'm being real

Lol u fucking twisting n turning . the demon is being awakened xD
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No more all cap dispatches c'mon bro.

Everyone watch out for record online - Oklahoma. Drug sweep coming soon with Muff mug shot of bathroom selfie will be posted.

Stop typing nigga LOL, jesus LOLLLL

Out here they paying niggas 10 racks to snitch dealers out LOL... Broke niggas hitting lottery lately lol... Just seen 2 major sweeps across counties bro 40+ arrest each sweep. I keep telling you to chill. We get it, you are the pablo escobar of your shit hole wooded town. WE GET IT.

Yeah I got every thing in one place *sarcasm* tryyy a bunch

Trust me they do a sweep .. Umm only gonna find what I have on me

N I have my card?

I can carry a zip in my vehicle bro

I'm good