Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385033)

You and the boys arrive at the wake and the mood is typical, somber, death is in the air. You make your way through the procedings, when a young woman approaches you. She screams out: "YOU!!! YOU!!! YOU LET HER DIE! YOU LETTT HER DIE WITHOUT MAKING PEACE!!! YOU COULD HAVE TOLD HER! SHE NEVER GOT RIGHT WITH THE LORD! SHE NEVER GOT FORGIVENESS! DID YOU KNOW THAT SHE WAS SMOKING CRACK AND BURNT UP HER TRAILER! DIDJA KNOW!?? DIDJA!!!??"

she holds up a baby: "HER GRANDMAW IS IN HELL BOY! BURNT BY IT'S VERY FIRES!!! YOU COULDVE TOLD HER THE TRUTH! SHE STILL WOULDVE HAD A CHANCE!" she begins to bang on your chest with one of her hands. The baby is crying ferouciously now. The boys step in and pull you away. Carmicheal tells you: "go on out and get some fresh air kid". you walk outside and look up to the sky. Your hand instinctively reaches in your right jacket pocket and you feel the flask. do you:

A: refrain from the drink
B: seek comfort in the drink

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385038)

You walk up to the girl and she looks up at you, as you are blocking up the sun and casting a long shadow over her innocent face. She pipes up: "you wanna play?" You immediately smash her in the skull with the sling. You hear it savagely crack, quarters against bone, exposing flying chunks of grey matter, she is dead instantly. you know it......

the dad has speared you and is now on top of you savagely beating you. you are beginning to black out. Your eyes are filling with blood and time is beginning to slow down. His body is blocking out the sun casting a shadow onto you. All of a sudden he falls back. The old man is standing behind him holding a bloody knife. The old man looks down at you and smiles. "I knew you were the one, now then..."

the old man begins to cut onto the dead father, eventually removing his heart. He hands it to you. "eat up" he says.

do you:

A: fuck that, no way
B: take a big bite

Originally Posted by Swerve (Post 385050)

A. Refrain from the drink. I shall not console myself with fire water.

Originally Posted by El Pancake (Post 385051)

Sharps been going through some serious moral questions I highly suggest his as well

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine (Post 385053)

God damn

I'M IN TOO DEEP

B

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 385065)

i hope this is cathartic for you

everyone else:

i hope you enjoy knowing that you are getting a bald, 40-year old psych tech off.

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385066)

The old man speaks up: "You are ready to meet the boss. I need you to drive I will give you directions, you might as well get used to it anyways". You drive following the old man's directions and eventually end up in a large circular driveway in front of a giant mansion on a hill. You put the limo in park and get out. The old man is now standing in front of a giant fountain which prominently features 4 horses. He holds his hands out, in one hand is a key, the other, an ink pen. "Choose".

A: the ink pen
B: the key

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385054)

You look up to the sky and sigh, turning away from the "fire water". Carmicheal comes out and says: "man what a fucked up day kid, you alright?"

"yes" you nod, lying.

"hey you still got that flask kid"? whispers Carmicheal. do you:

A: say yes
B: say no

Originally Posted by El Pancake (Post 385051)

Sharps been going through some serious moral questions I highly suggest his as well

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385047)

you yell out: "BAGS SISTER FUCKS NIGGGGEEERRRSSSS!!!!" two of the guards look at each other. one appears to laugh. the other takes his helmet off. ITS ANTHONY COLAVITO HIMSELF. he tells the other guys: "this ones mine". he rips his shirt off, vintage Hulkster style. This is two alpha males fixing to clash. Anthony's hairy chest reveals erect nipples. He is practicing shadow punches and popping his neck. You, in turn, begin to strech your hammies and throw a couple of spin kicks, still feeling invincible.

The moment has arrived:

A: preemptive strike
B: defense is the best offense

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine (Post 385068)

You used the word fountain

Gimme the pen

A

Originally Posted by Swerve (Post 385069)

Geez....A.

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385072)

you take the pen. It is magnificent. you are led into the house. it is amazing. grand beyond belief. your eye cannot fathom such splendor. the old man escorts you down several flights of twisting stairs to a lower level and smiles. he shows you 2 doors, he states: "the key I offerred you earlier opens both. the door on the right is your family who are currently being raped and tortured, and they will surely perish....eventually (laughs), the door on the left is the boss". do you tell him to

A: open the family door
B: open the boss door

Originally Posted by Certain (Post 385070)

Sharp Nine is dead to me, and I hope he soon will be dead to The Mind Assassin as well.

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385047)

you yell out: "BAGS SISTER FUCKS NIGGGGEEERRRSSSS!!!!" two of the guards look at each other. one appears to laugh. the other takes his helmet off. ITS ANTHONY COLAVITO HIMSELF. he tells the other guys: "this ones mine". he rips his shirt off, vintage Hulkster style. This is two alpha males fixing to clash. Anthony's hairy chest reveals erect nipples. He is practicing shadow punches and popping his neck. You, in turn, begin to strech your hammies and throw a couple of spin kicks, still feeling invincible.

The moment has arrived:

A: preemptive strike
B: defense is the best offense

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine (Post 385076)

If you're just doing this to see what I'll accept in a story I decided to go all in from the moment I left the bar

B

have fun with my hypothetical family

Originally Posted by El Pancake (Post 385081)

B. Bags can't throw a punch for shit