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anime_boners 08-01-2014 11:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by uh-oh (Post 374004)
you dudes aint fucking with my steak game

AYO

12 INCH CAST IRON I GOT FROM FAMILY DOLLAR AND DIDNT SEASON RIGHT. WASHED IN SOAPY WATER, RINSED AND SET ON FIRE ON MY STOVE UNTIL DRY TO PREVENT RUST, AFTER EVERY USE

8 DOLLAR STRIP STEAKS FROM GIANT EAGLE

SALT.
PEPPER.

GET THE PAN HOT.

TURN MY ELECTRIC STOVETOP DOWN TO 6ISH CLOSER TO 7

WALK AWAY FROM IT AND LISTEN TO HOW IT SIZZLES FROM MY BEDROOM

WHEN IT RELEASES ITSELF FROM THE PAN IT SIZZLES DIFFERENT.

GET UP.

FLIP STEAK.

LEAVE IT AGAIN.

AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE SOUND WILL LET ME KNOW ITS ALL GOOD

TAKE OFF, SET ON PLATE.

SALT PROFUSELY

EAT ON PLATE BY ITS LONESOME.

SAVE PLATE JUICE FOR BAKED POTATO WHICH I SMASH WITH A FORK IN A BUTTER SALT AND STEAK JUICE MIX

IM OUT HERE FUCK YOUR GRILL AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT WOMAN METHODS
the gawd

NYCSPITZ 08-01-2014 12:34 PM
i'd eat it

Fart 08-01-2014 01:18 PM
Lol at this weak excuse for a meal. Avg grill game at best

Diode 08-01-2014 01:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Art (Post 374399)
Lol at this weak excuse for a meal. Avg grill game at best
you are carrying your worst boarder of the month trophy into august, i see

PancakeBrah 08-01-2014 01:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Agathocles the GOOD (Post 374378)
i'd eat it
Cormac McCarthy owns your soul and you're a charlatan for copying and pasting wikipedia-found criticisms against him you savage fruit.

NYCSPITZ 08-01-2014 03:55 PM
lol the problem here is you can't think for yourself. You're a low self esteem unathletic weightlifting fagboy who probably acts very meekly in real life. McCarthy has cool wording but is he prize winning worthy? Is he on the same level as twai, dostoyevsky and hemingway? KYS asap or sooner idiot

Fart 08-01-2014 04:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diode (Post 374405)
you are carrying your worst boarder of the month trophy into august, i see
probably. but you still fucking suck @ cooking.

veritas 08-01-2014 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by El Pancake (Post 374485)
Lol bruh you lifted your criticism from wikipedia and saying I can't think for myself

Ayyy lmao nigga WEAK
solid retort.

Diode 08-01-2014 04:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Art (Post 374496)
probably. but you still fucking suck @ cooking.
you're adorable.

tell me how you saw this thread with all the gay porn spyware on your computer though?

veritas 08-01-2014 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Diode (Post 374504)
you're adorable.

tell me how you saw this thread with all the gay porn spyware on your computer though?
diode...may I ask you a question today?

NYCSPITZ 08-01-2014 04:58 PM
Na it was a small book published recently which included lots of wack overdone imagery by Mac in the crossing ie dramatizing taco eating scene for no reason and unrealistically

NYCSPITZ 08-01-2014 04:58 PM
I have the best library here but doesn't surprise me u think I Wikipedia it bc u live online

veritas 08-01-2014 05:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Agathocles the GOOD (Post 374514)
I have the best library here but doesn't surprise me u think I Wikipedia it bc u live online
not sure about that baby girl.

veritas 08-01-2014 05:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/yELz8sz.jpg

Friend Zone Fred Zim 08-01-2014 07:50 PM
Did that bc couldn't find book and wanted to expand minds beyond adulation to a critical faculty. So guess ur assumptions r incorrect once again young Padawan

Friend Zone Fred Zim 08-01-2014 07:52 PM
If he was on an online community he'd most likely be the best writer there but historically he's a second tier novelist behind truly great writers. Dudes give him awards like he's goat, make movies off his shit like he's goat. Untrue.

Friend Zone Fred Zim 08-01-2014 07:54 PM
The road was ill tho

Ghost1 08-01-2014 08:00 PM
Tripple post. Strong faggoting. Dumbkedorf prop17 failias. RB is currently down.

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Unfunny fagit i pray cancer on ur loved ones.

Diode 08-01-2014 08:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bags (Post 374672)
Tripple post. Strong faggoting. Dumbkedorf prop17 failias. RB is currently down.

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Unfunny fagit i pray cancer on ur loved ones.
that was nycspitz fyi not rb failias

Ghost1 08-01-2014 09:03 PM
3 checks stand


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