lmaaao take your pick

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He shops at Dolce Katana.

His appearance gave his nervous system a nervous breakdown

lookin like Lord Farquad's pedicure specialist.

lmaoooo wtf???? that made me laugh probly more than it should have

The only known practicioner of astral travel into the faggotry dimension.

Taught Christopher Waltz how to thumb wrestle in an empty cabin

After his birth his mom's had her tubes tied at the local water park

#BuddhaBum Tsh

Ol' Free Willy is my favorite movie lookin ass nigga

Ol' frappucino is a permanent staple in my diet lookin ass nigga

Ol' David Spade with lower testosterone levels lookin ass nigga

Cheeky the British Broomstick lookin ass

Koala Bear coalition lookin ass

Ivan Drago with vaginal modifications lookin ass

Prays to the Norse gods every night with a blood sacrifice to bring back the holocaust

Had derm abrasion performed by the neighborhood tile n grout company

He doesn't read newspapers, he processes them

His rosy cheeks could fill a garden

have a frappucino after i fap in chinos, thats me

If Brendan Frasier slowly turned into the Wicked Witch of the Text

Owns every season of the O.C. on VHS

Mastered the art of quilting at the ripe age of 2

has Black Cock Down on DVD & Bluray

The sight of him is so unconjerable he scared his pet gerbil w his best Richard gear impression