Originally Posted by El Pancake (Post 292053)

lol

how the fuck can you make a 'RIP (user)' topic when said user is in a not yet finished pink slip battle and say it's not a sway?

logic, not even once.

Originally Posted by El Pancake (Post 292062)

general ultimatum to the board;

i am either a steroid abusing masaii

-or-

im a hipster pseudo-intellectual

i can't fight a two-front war anymore. make your decision.

Originally Posted by Coogi Sweater Swag (Post 292041)

lol this wasn't a sway thread

diode can win the battle but his L already came. he was shit talking a n00b so bad then end up in a losing situation or as stands, tied, which is LOL. nothing else, u faggots turned this thread into a sway one. esp rubberneck aka baggot who made another thread and copied and pasted his rant like the stretch mark bandit he is. lookin for attention

& if pinkslips are not going to happen, @namix is a damn liar. he was the one who said it was happening in the first place so fuck that fat faggot @mcdonalds wrecka

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 292076)

Once this battle is over and before I dedicate my boarding elsewhere, I will end you.

I held off so many times because we were tag partners and I felt like I owed it not to go in on you for rising up to the challenge and showing both rounds. Now I know that there is no longer a reason to do that. Bags might capital letter rofls you to death and Cake might dismiss you as a lower tier boarder not worth engaging.

But I will end you. Pepper thy angus (sup Cake) - it is coming.

See you later.

Originally Posted by El Pancake (Post 292056)

Walking Dead is the best soap opera on TV. The zombies are roughly the 15th most important part of the show to the writers, apparently. A very dumb, very entertaining show. I almost gave up on it multiple times but somehow they keep bringing me back in. It's filler, really.

Originally Posted by El Pancake (Post 292087)

Of all the paragraphs of butthurt I've ever read you are the only anal prolapse I've ever seen on a message board.

You are a faggot. Everyone says everyone is a faggot. I mean it here. Bags is my kindred boarder. I respect his skills as an orator and as a texter. I am not ashamed of this. At my peak, he is my only equal. Game recognizes game. You don't understand this because you're busy making threads about being a feminist. You're busy about changing your name to Coogi Sweater Swag like it's ironic when in all reality you probably picked the cotton for that sweater while calling the other slaves niggas with a hard -er. You're not a house nigga, you're the dude who sucked at picking cotton and didn't have the smarts to live that lifestyle. You are the origin of the 'hater' culture. You looked at the house nigger and got jealous. You're Nephew David, the sequel to Uncle Tom that sold half the copies. You're Uncle Tom's and Aunt Jemima's aborted fetus. You're a disgrace to black people and males. You invited me to Arizona on some friendship shit (don't deny it David). Bags ethered you off the site and you came back as a neutered Bill Cosby. Fuck outta here coon.

Originally Posted by Coogi Sweater Swag (Post 292097)

i told u to come to AZ and i got u w/ some AZ pussy. that was like a facebook friend request to u. but what's figured from the 19 time topical champ princess pancake. funny how u try to brag about bags' "accomplishments" like their ur own, pussy. ur nothing to me danny, u even try hard to use every little joke bags made dissing me like u haven't heard it before. the jock riding is hard in North Dakota i see. ur just plain boring like ur state tho, Panny. you've been living white priveledged your whole life so don't even act like u have had hardships financially. u spend ya parents money on coke and blow at ur age to impress ur frat cracker homies like the honky crackerjack faggot white boy "i saw this on 8 Mile" piece of shit u are. ur a natural born dweeb too, danny. u can get the accomodation LULZ from bags but ur not notable at anything but backseat driving and cheerleading on the sidelines.

Originally Posted by El Pancake (Post 292121)

i shouldn't even entertain you at this point.

i like black people, despite my trolling. you make me reconsider my whole life perspective.

you just created my whole life story, apparently. apparently i'm just some honky who lives in north dakota.

the reality is you're a black kid living in arizona who hates his race and sex. ive kept it 10,000 cents since ive been here. why are you here? you're a pre-20 black male in Arizona. you should have 3 kids to pay child support for at this point. if you were any form of alpha netcees would just sound like a bullshit birth control pill to you. you're 19 years old on a board for a hobby that peaked 10 years ago. why the fuck are you here talking shit? why the fuck are you a college student in a summer country posting year round making bill cosby aliases? i have excuses for this shit. when you're my age you're going to be the corniest faggot to ever brag about winning e-beefs on a website concerning a fad no one remembers. you'll be the professor for feminist textcee studies.