U been posted pics my G

Ur license is outdated.....but that doesnt mean u exempt from roastin.

Roast on my dude. Roast on.

But Split....

http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/...ps1f1b5e9f.jpg

Is your name Dylan Birch?

Villain pls.

nah my pimple connect the dots face got it's feelings hurt

Lil Crappy

Villain you're being a real asshole right now.

A Mcpimply asshole.?

Well I'm going to use my acne cream and cry myself to sleep tonight guise, thnks a lot. wow

much embarrassed


very Acne.

oh wow

i didnt realize bleak became a tranny

Lookin like an ogre with Dizasterous implications

Lookin like a degenerate World of Warcraft antihero

Lookin like Larry the Cable Guy put on a few pounds of lighter fluid and mumps

dude looks like he plays darts with toilet bowls

He looks like a fucking goat cheese forklift operator got fired for having such despicable skin

Lookin like a live germ assumed the body of a prototypical fat kid

This faggot has a bucket list full of chocolate and he's painting your house with Dagel's teardrops

Lookin like the type of maggot that crawls out of a Chef Boyardee can at your local bodega

Lookin like Oscar Meyer's brother Big Orville

Lookin like he sells bowls of chili at Papa Roach concerts

Lookin like he dressed for a barbecue and the beef patty was his face

Lookin like a bedbug with low self esteem

my name is not Dylan birch u poverty nigger

Leant


He got one of his titties signed by Matt Kenseth at a NASCAR race.

He's got a lifetime ban from Golden Corral.

He cums in tubes socks and then wears them

Has made solid plans to die of old age and as a virgin

His mom makes better jokes about his acne then anybody else. She's proactive when it comes to not buying him Proactive

He once fucked a ziploc bag filled with Kozy Shack rice pudding

Went as Snorlax for Halloween 2011

Had to switch to contacts and change schools in order to avoid "Velma" chants

Got catfished by a 42 year old man in Topeka, Kansas who he thought was a 14 year old chick named Christina.

Convinced by his uncles to let the neighborhood down syndrome girl piss on his feet. He cried and came in viscous streems, at once.


His mom is the only pizza delivery women in his deprived shanty town, so she began fucking the customers at their houses for better tips. The system began to fail right around the time of the sex change, which his mom helped pay for

LOL

dudes got can opener ears

the big dipper took up residence on the right side of his jaw

put his pastor into witness protection after seeing what his parents did to the gene pool

reared on a strict diet of Velveeta and jazzercise

his eyes say no but his complexion whispers "Treblinka"

friends call him scoliosis, because you'll never really "get him" until you work 3 jobs as a cart attendant and sleep on a mattress filled with bars of soap rather than showering