dull boy i live in slidell currently a friendly game of penile fencing is imminent

Mount Everest.

Bet you felt silly having drank all that water during your trek up the mountain.

Actually - I did not drink water ironically. I felt in order to complete the trek, I needed about 6, 22oz cans of low carb Monster's energy drinks.

Some other dude lives in BR. He said he wanted to meet up at Izzo's, but I ignored him because he didn't reference tummy sticks or anything of the like. Tell me about yourself, Muff. What are your hobbies? I have the board game Mouse Trap.

Lol... Haha

that paragraph. notably the last sentence scared the shit out of me and i don't know why.

to answer your question im a half German half black 27 ye old male. i have a functioning virtual boy and a album full of Pokemon.cards I've kept since middle school. long story short im the fucking man. oh i also worked at harrahs new Orleans so if u ever made the trip u probably have seen me