Harry from Harryandthehenderson's dick mites

thesucklord's limited edition asshole

Algonquin dissimilitude

My bad Veritas. I didn't realize you were on my dick like that.

Pink slip

Veritas vs destroyer!

lmao
any time he's ready

v/ Destroyer

nahmean?

u nahmean

Pancake I'd like to rekindle our friendship, how can I go about this?

Admit to me that Oats is better than Bags and we're friends.

What is that thingy under your words?

You're not familiar with Kramerica Industries?

Oats is better than bags at picking up poop

U did not specify we are now bof

Oats is better then bags at putting dicks into his mouth also. Because bags doesnt put dicks into his mouth.

I dont want ur friendship tho pancake.

U have been trying to rile me lately. I have been trying to keep my cool. I havent even drank whiskey in 3days in an attempt to curve my rage. I am growing very near to losing my shit tho, guy.

Bags bout to Shining the shit outta nessy

I can taste it

(REDACTED)

I have surpassed you in both boarding statistics.

YOU CAN'T HURT ME.

I told u about that dream in confidence of privacy, dan.

Fixed.

it's too late. i saw your secrets.

It's stricken from official record. Any mention of it is hearsay.

I originally read "hearsay" as "heresy".

It was a very much cooler sentence as heresy. We should use the word heresy more times in our lives.