Considers thirsty Thursday chuging gallons of tropical capri sun while catfishin girls on fb

Finishes his Tumblr video music review posts with #GrapeJollyRancherLife.

This nigga writes 106 and Park fanfiction

His mouth was too small for his gym teacher's penis.

His deviant art account is host to several "original" sonic the hedgehog characters, created in his image.

Has to use the jaws of life to open wide enough to eat a.grain of rice

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Regional Assistant TO THE Hamburger Helper

currently developing a police-issue tactical fleshlight

tried to become more approachable to women, before realizing that either way he'd be spending his Sundays on the LPGA course in full ghillie

lmao

Works as the quiznos cup mascot that hangs outside the store. Won't accept pay on the grounds that the job is "too much fun".

Arsenio Hologram

Albino iverson

is that guy who uploads 10,000 porn clips, 95% of them have mismatched sound and shit quality and the other 5% are elder god tier

says he does it for the thrill of the hunt

got post-parker depression after seeing Amazing Spiderman

strongly upholds the Yahoo! Answers Community guidelines in every facet of his life. believes it has made him a better man,

Brightcrawler

this niggas mom got ran train on by the production team behind Thomas the Tank Engine. he woke up with a Cockney accent

only uses his cellphone when it is plugged into an outlet- to save the environment

no fap November is his Normandy

this is the faggot who killed Aslan

the poster child of poster board