Zombie |
11-08-2013 09:19 PM |
I'm stronger. Smarter. Faster. Richer. Healthier. We'd both get a physical, and my results would be on par with that of a superhuman. I'm sexier. I can be manly better. I can suck dick better. I can rape you better than you can rape me. I could put my dick farther up your ass than you could up your own ass. I could outdrink you. I could jump and wave my hands in the air longer than you can. I can eat faster than you can, I can burn calories better. I can shoot a soccerball into a basket better than you. And I can kick a basketball into a soccer post better than you can. I can be more mysterious than you, I can be more braggy than you. I can be more humble than you. Everything about me says I'm better than you and worse than you. I'm worse than you can be worse at things. The thing you suck at most, I can suck more than you. And I can be better than you at it too. I can write not gooder than you, I can eat pasta better than you, I can watch documentaries about drugs better than you. I'm more athletically gifted than you. I can run the mile in 5 minutes 52 seconds. I can run the mile in 60 minutes. Take your pick motherfucker. I can act like you better than you. I can write better than you can write being yourself. I can make 3 bars and make history better than you. I can create 20 page threads better, I can die better. I can live better, and I definitely can fuck the shit out of your girlfriend better. Your boyfriend better. Your friends friend better. I can convince your mom she isnt your mom. I can eat your mom alive. I'm a zombie nigga.
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