I will but first why?

U should explain why not

Because I fucking said so.

My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.

that was funny

Lol just saw this...are you serious?

Man when I was 13 we used to get an older kid to go in and buy us 3 liters of cider.

I was in bars when I was 15.

Is it really impossible to drink before 21 where you are?

Unless you're living in some kind of fundamentalist Mormon commune, I'm more impressed than anything

A few weekends ago me and the old lady had quiet sex while her daughter was asleep in the same room, but on a separate bed. Her sisters were in the rooms below us, and her big brother, mom, and neices were in the room across the hall.

Chill Phil got that "family recipe." ;)

Maybe keep your manhood in your pants, then rip out that one inch when your seeds ain't present...? I thought the threads I drop were shit lol, the crown is now yours clown.

Only a pussy would get drunk off 4 beers...