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done at the water world line lmaooooo. |
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Yo, that is probably true af ! This nigga lookin like the dad from Good Luck Charlie with Vote for Pedro's wig on. |
Nigga looks like a retired dog bather
Looks like he hangs out at social centers for the mentally disabled for the cafeteria food Oblivious to others, nigga looks 100% content and smug living a complete dirt life He washes his clothes in pig fat grease and horse semen and lets them drip dry |
lookin like big boss mans kid workin over nights as a college campus security guard.
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This nigga lookin like Nick Nolte at a Gary Busey as Luis Guzman lookalike contest This nigga lookin like one of Jabba the Hutt's security guard pigs Nigga looking Dusty Rhode's illigitimate Puerto Rican son: STARDIRT this nigga lookin like a retired Hebrew goat wrangler on social security from birth defects Nigga living on an emu ranch milking egrets with no regrets This nigga smelling like a jack o'lantern your forgot you had until around late March This nigga look like the warthog from Lion King with a lesbian truck driver's wig on. This nigga drinks pudding. |
Looking like he sells fake mustaches and Police Academy 8 memorabilia on Craigslist.
Looking like he eats Rorschach test ink blots. Looking like a crossdresser from Pinochet's Chile during the Easter Island Plague. Looking like a muckraker who eats shit. Looking like a failed comic from Azerbaijan. |
don't ever ask this nigga to get you a flathead screwdriver
lookin like he intentionally throws his Frisbee towards beachside volleyball games just to break the ice this is why most corona commercials are filmed from behind dagel in a fedora looking ass nigga lookin like a backyard wrestler named luke warm Steve Bostic looking like fedor emelianko moonlighting as a Moroccan freedom fighter |
that shirt u wearin is trife, hoss
that's a tank top not even the sniper from saving private ryan would set his sights on |
This nigga makes mixed drinks with the juice from Smithfield Hams
Lookin like a Brazilian reindeer farmer This nigga uses ranch dressing as lotion Lookin like Paul Heyman disguised as Vicki Guerrero This nigga lookin like Akeem the African Dream as a meerkat vetenarian's assistant Lookin like a male nurse at a gay porn star refugee camp This nigga snorkeling in melted butter with skillets for flippers |
just noticed person in the background haulin ass tho
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Lookin like John Goodman had a baby with a Survivor contestant. |
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batty bodied this roast. he deserves an accomp, nigga the roast master tbh. |
He looks like he writes diary entries from the perspective of a radioactive mushroom.
He looks like he rubs sushi on his armpits and worships a statue of Arthur C. Clarke. He looks like a janitor from Gattaca got seduced by a turnip from the Love Machine. He looks like a Sims custom character: Gary Snuggleshoes III. He looks like the mascot for Charmin Ultra-absorbent Football Helmets. He looks like he owns a hydrophonics music studio. He looks like he jumped off a mothership and ended up in the fatherhood. He is the daddy to three Coneheads and Crash Bandicoot. He looks like a troll that personifies AOL Mail customer service. He looks like a Legomania enthusiast. He looks like he can palm a trash can lid but when he does, he shits golden bricks and pees Andrea Bocelli's tears. He looks like a diamond in the ruff if the diamond was a degenerate East-European trash bag. He looks like he cauterizes bad relationships. He looks like a feminized repoman from the Czech Republic got a cell phone distribution deal. He looks like a koala bear trainer who names everything "Claustrofreude!" He looks like his jaw is made out of jumbo shrimp. He looks like he can craft skull fragment sentences. He has a Cheerios bracelet collection yet claims his loyalty lies with the Cheetos panther. He looks like Ruben from American Idol covered in custard, Tapout energy drinks, and stale cigarette juice. He looks like a customer service agent at the Reno911 Parody Call Center. He looks like a bad dream's bad dream. He looks like the solution to an argument about torpedo guns as an agricultural tool. He looks like a Definitive Jux reject started a fan club for Stanley Kubrick's zucchini. He looks like his alarm clock has the words 'Lesbian Garrison Troops' on it. He looks like he has a pet marmaduke. He looks like Jimmy Ambriz melded with the gay mobster from Cowboy Bebop. |
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too many you guys kild it |
After reading some of yalls bullshit.
I do have have to say I liked some of them. Shout out to vulgar and batty. @Knucklehead you suck |
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