Lookin like a killer teddy bear watched Bride of Chucky and found new aspirations in life

lmaoooooo

funny how yall bustin jokes but in the other thread yall got clowned... with your simple raps.. lmfao

mother goose rhyme faggots

Lol, repped. Best roast posts thus far.

Larry the cable guy leaned me. Put a beard on this young nigga and he'll be Bags nephew.

This fucking shit stool eats apple critters for breakfast

Lookin like the interim president of club: ear that looks like wide mouthed vagina

This nigga puts skittles in his poop shute like taste my pain bro

This nigga rocks an umbrella forged from used shit covered condoms and tears on rainy days

Nigga battled Simon Birch for Rhyming Turf, received life altering L and stole his spectacles for payback

This nigga licked white dog shit and grinned with satisfaction

Nigga lookin like he climbed back up the slide on A Jizzmas Story licking every inch

Nigga's dick looks like a wilting daffodil

Bro lookin like a 1990's after school special about the perils of Down Syndrome and spray paint fumes in the bar on Deep Space 9.

Lookin like he makes sand art with the Mucinex booger

Lookin like he got his glasses prescription in a Vietnam flashback from an armless juggler with half a mustache.

Lookin like he jerks off to still life paintings of reindeer titties

Bro got 2 lazy eyes that were both made over-zealous by lasik.

This photo was put on Craig's List with the caption: CAN'T FIT ALL OF THOSE ELECTRIC EELS INTO YOUR BUTTHOLE? HMU

Lookin' like he pumps gas at the gas station on Deliverance

his wifebeater size is ADOLESCENT SNORLAX

Lookin like he recreates the Nancy Kerrigan/Tonya Harding incident using action figures and a glass coffee table.

breath smelling like Jabba The Hutt's interpreter's taint meat fold sweat

got Old Spice in his pee hole once

This nigga got the screen name OPTIC BLAST on the Velma Mingle message board.

has roles as a reoccurring character in Adam Sandler direct-to-dvd releases known as BREAKFAST GOBLIN

this nigga tried to trim warts off with a bolt cutter from his uncle's boat house.

this nigga can see smells in the dark

if he holds a seashell to his ear, he can see past events that were altered due to rips in the space-time continuum where his dad pulled out and his stepdad got off at a different interstate exit as a teenager.

lookin like Pedobear with a high-and-tight

Lookin like a Chrisopher Lloyd fuck-toy from Dennis The Menace

Bro on that Buddy The Elf diet

lookin like he swallowed a ferbie when he was 12 and still holds conversations with it

nigga took the fall for a potatoe bug fighting circuit little bro started in the tool shed

made a Pinterest account strictly for manufacturing Jonas Brothers voodoo dolls out of pubic hair and dirty tampons

Niglet looking like a swampy prepubescent Jason Vorrhies served butthole lettuce by uncle Fester

Nigga looks like Buzz's girlfriend faceplanted into a blender

dead

Home Alone da gawd.

PS- way way gone at the potato bug fighting circuit.




Ya boy looking like he writes StarCraft fan fiction about aliens with 3 coochies scissoring.

Lookin like his glasses were soaked in stove grease and then clear coated with polar bear nut.

Looks like he builds igloos out of gouda cheese and head butts them with a helmet covered in Ritz crackers

Looks like the mole rat from Kim Possible took dirtbike and small lawn equipment repair nightclasses at the local JC but dropped out due to tuition fraud.

looks like he creates bastard abortions at the Build-a-Bear in some random Arkansas strip mall.

wears peanut butter goggles and dives into a pretzel filled kiddie pool

looks like he cleaned his reading glasses with a startled Thundercat

looks like the dude in the nosebleeds at TNA wrestling who always has the Jeff Hardy armbands on.

that's not a wifebeater, son skeeted onto napkins and stuck them on his chest to taunt lesser fags on chat roulette when he beat them at racing.

failed vacation bible school 2 years straight.

Mom is a lesbian kickboxer who instructs Zumba, Dad is the truck driver who lost to Stallone's son in Over The Top.

bought skank weed from an undercover cop with a Walgreen's Long Distance dialing card.

got a fondue set for Christmas and didn't have to pretend to like it.

Collects skidmarked underwear in an old Nintendo 64 box.

lolllllllllllll

lmao he wanted a 13, but they drew a 31

I deem thee winner

I Googled "Butch Lesbian" and every 3rd pic looked like this nigga

lol you guys are crazy

but this dude looks like he valet parks hotwheels on a matchbox car rug for a living