lol. *morphs*

YO WTFUCKA?! FUCKA STEP TO BB?!?!!? SRS?

LOL @ MERCULES

THIS DUDE. lol

LET'S BEGIN BY SAYING LOL FGT.

This dude got the fucking genetic coding of a infant somalian Wilmer Valderramma, fucking melvin skateboarding nose ring get tattoos of a fucking tribal arm band and prick your and your lesbians finger and suck each others blood and promise to never watch a episode of big bang theory without each other, you fucking hippie indian mahatmas ganfaggot peruvian mayan mailman. Prince Ali - fabulous he - Ali Ababwa ass motherfucking loser.

Lol fucking home invasion diving on your craigslist sofa making sound effects with your mouth faggot. PEW PEW *shields with pillow* dramatic synergistic piece of fucking dogshit

LMAO UR GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE SHES ON AN INTERNET FORUM THAT TALKS ABOUT THE DESIGN OF OUIJA BOARDS AND SHES THE MODERATOR THAT I ZANY AND LETS YOU TALK ABOUT DILDOS ONCE IN AWHILE. You fucking orange picking Aladdin show you the world ass degenerate.


I don't evne want to destroy you right now honestly..BUT FUCK IT BB CRAZE BB FUCK YOU IN BUTHOLIO FAGIO

LLOLOL @ fucka idiyote hiding behind this giant sweater wearing wench practicing his selfie awareness with a droid GoPro phone that was on sale with the purchase of an extra line for a non family member to his MetroPCS phone in easter wyoming in a town with a population of 3928 and the star quaretrback in 1989 went on to play college ball in boise state FUCK YOU

LMAO WHO THE FUKF?! WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GET A FUCKING STICKER/PHONE COVER OF V FOR VENDETTA ON YOUR STUPID CHEAP ASS BLACKBERRY YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING SERIAL RAPIST

http://i.imgur.com/JveRbu2.png


LMAO FUCKING "OH HEY IM MERC LET ME USE A NINE ITS ORE MOBILE THAN A SHOTGUN IT DONT MAKE A LOUD BLAST NOISE BUT U CA FUCKING SHOOT A LOT OF TINY LITTLE SOTS AND STUFF ITS ACTALLY COOLER. DONT WORRY I KNOW A SHOTGUN DOESNT WEIGHT 300 LBS, LMAO MOBILE. NINE WEIGHS 1 LB, LESS, ITS SO LIGHT, I NEED TO BE MOBILE, GOING INTO THE ATTIC, LOCKING MYSELF IN THE SAFE ROOM. YOU WONT GET ME HERE, YOUR SHOTGUN CANT PENETRATE MY SAFEROOM. FUCK, MY LESBIAN WIFE IS IN THE BEDROOM STILL LOL. LESBIAN GETS RAPED, MERC IS LOOKING THROUGH THE SAFEROOMS PEEPHOLE. JERKS OFF, LOOKS AT HIS NINE "DONT WORRY BUDDY YOU DID YOUR BEST" THIEF USING HIS SHOTGUN AS A CROWBAR LIEK TOOL TO CHOKE AVRIL LALESBIAN WHILE HE RAMS HER ASSHOLE FROM BEHIND. HI IM MERC. BATTLE ME. 300 GIGABYTES OF FAGGOT. HAVE PCITURES OF NINES ALL OVER MY ROOM. NINE POSTER. NINES. LOVE NINES. BANG. SHOOTING RANGE. "SIR DO YOU WANT A MEGATRON CANNON OR A RIFLE" "NAH MAN GIVE ME THE NINE, IM A PRO" FUCKING LOSER. LESBIAN GETTING RAPED, THIEF SHOVES SHOTGUN IN HER ASSHOLE, BLEEDING EVERYWHERE LOL. THIEF CONVINCES LESBIAN TO OPEN SAFEROOM, DOES, THIEF STARTS FUCKING MERCULES. LESBIAN JOINS IN. FUCKS MERCULES TOO.

BASICALLY MERC IS AN EFFEMINATE LOSER. LOL "MORE MOBILE WITH A NINE" WTF!?!?!? SO BASICALLY YOU WOULDNT WANT A BIG, HUGE SHOTGUN THAT WEIGHS A BIT MORE THAN YOUR TINY LITTLE LASER NERF GUN FOR WHAT?!?! SO YOU CAN SHOOT MORE LITTLE ROUNDS?!?!

SHOTGUN = GIANT PEEN THAT SHOOTS LARGE LOADS
NINE = TINY PEEN THAT SHOOTS LITTLE SPURTS OF CUMSHOT FAGGOTNESS

LOL MORE MOBILE, NOBODY CARES ABOUT MOBILITY WHEN YOU'RE BLASTING FUCKING DOORS OFF THE HINGES YOU FUCKING LOSER "MORE MOBILE" NIGGA YOU ARE NOT RAINBOW SIX TOM CLANCY, YOU ARE RAINBOW BITCH FAG FANCY, FAGGOT. SNIPER CELL PURVEYOR LMAO

DUDE COMPLETED A MISSIO ON LEGENDARY IN CALL OF DUTY AND THINKS HISTINY ASS NINE WILL PROTECT HIM ON SOME SCARFACE "I TAKE UR BULLET I TAKE UR BULLET, FUCK THAT" HOME INVASION AT THE END ASS MOTEHRFCUKER U R NOT SCARFACE U CUBAN FACED PUERTO RICAN PERUIVAN CUMSHOT MIRROR FUCKING LOSER, U R THE FUCKING DESCENDANT OF JENNIFER LOPEZ'S BUTT SWEAT U PIECE OF GARBAGE


LOOL HOMICIDED

YOWTF


YO WAITAWA TJWFAW


WTF?

BB NOTICE SOMETHING

THIS ACTUALLY NOT A ROAST THREAD ANYMORE


DIS A FUCKA DETECTIVE CASE DETECTIVE BB ON DIS FUCKING LOSERS CASE

LMAO LISTEN CLOSELY


LMAO. BB BROS

THIS SI ACTUALLY A GENIUS FUCKING PLOT, I HAVE TO SAY, THIS IS GENIUS DISGUISED IN COMPLETE FAGGOTRY, DW MERC U STILLA FUCKA LOSE IDIYOTE ASS FAGGOT

if you outline this dudes shitty ass mirror you can see a pattern arrise


http://i.imgur.com/V4hPs94.png


to the normal eye this is nothing btu to a trained detective bb this is much more srs than it is

see as him and his lesbian hirlfriend pop pimples in the mirror and wipe cumstains from her fucking him in the ass, it's actualyl a symbolic sex ritual many sex hot topic satanist freaks with ear gauges and thumb canals in their butthole can relate too

http://i.imgur.com/VHiaqcL.png

• LMAOA SO IF UG ET THE COORDINATES OF THIS FUCKING HOME INVASION JUNKY U GOT YOUNG GAY MENS DEAD BODIES IN THE CITIES OF PENSACOLA, TALLAHASSE, JACKSONVILLE, TAMPE BAY AND MIAMI @Diode LET THE AUTHORITIES THAT U NO DOWN THERE NO ABOUT THIS INFORMATION
  
• LMAO GOT THE GAY SERIAL RAPIST/MURDERER WITH HIS bonnie and clyde lesbian dyke sons of anarchy apprentice with the fucking haircut of a Jetsons wife, Darlene from Roseanne spirit animal.

fucking gone

fucking v for vendetta

got a fucking ghost living in ur mirror trying to communicate through ur ouija board afficionado gLBGT girlfriend

has piercings on her little vag made out of organic metals

fuck you dude sersiouly fucka idiyote

http://i.imgur.com/j53TeR2.png


fucking gone @ this dudes dating the reincarnation of kelly osbourne

http://static2.imagecollect.com/prev...7da80f9ff0193b

you fucking jaw bone freak

id carve out her fucking jaw bone and use that shit as a boomerang to knock out faggots in a 20 mile perimetter fuck you

bb gun mak fun of everbyody but got tired and sidtracked so fuck u idiyote

lmfao at this, that chick does look like elvis tho

fucking dead @ "the government should fear there people"

Thank you sir.

This shit got more quotables then a whole season of nbl.


Geezus.



This shit shut shit down.

BB just committed murder... r.i.p.

damn that was much better than the one he did on me

kinda jealous

BB da BB just HOF'd this thread.

Not what i expected

Rip twerpules.

lolol BB just wrote the memoirs of Mercules.

You did good bb.

HOF.

Repped.

<3 u

I repped him as well. BB still da gawd tbh

god damn lol

repped

Bb da bb just punted the mustachio off my soul. Oh sweet ether.