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Da BattleMasta Patrick 10-15-2014 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by namix (Post 420849)
you're getting closer for sure haha.


but i do say what i mean.

i dont even know how the fuck i offended you.. you came out of some crazy woodwork that i didnt even know was there bro lol

ya bitch give me some crazy wood work, I make her head jerk
I can hit with the nine, blow out her spine and smoke purp.

Adonis 10-15-2014 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah (Post 420584)


+1
http://i.imgur.com/mptdI7b.jpg

El Muffin 10-15-2014 11:38 PM

Dont listen to Patrick

Nig got my bars in his sig

Stop biting cuzz

Diode 10-15-2014 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by namix (Post 420849)
you're getting closer for sure haha.


but i do say what i mean.

i dont even know how the fuck i offended you.. you came out of some crazy woodwork that i didnt even know was there bro lol

it's james/veritas/captain obvious/real life.

Da BattleMasta Patrick 10-15-2014 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode (Post 420857)
it's james/veritas/captain obvious/real life.

no. I am Battlemasta/Patrick.

What is your problem man?

THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS 10-15-2014 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Diode (Post 420857)
it's james/veritas/captain obvious/real life.


......................

Diode 10-15-2014 11:44 PM

sigh.

sorry.

"THE REAL CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

namix 10-15-2014 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Da BattleMasta Patrick (Post 420852)
Who am I? I am Da Battle Masta Patrick. People call me Patrick. This aint no game to me, it is like real life because I want to keep practicing and get into the battle scene. I don't want all the money, or fancy couches, I just want to be known as an amazing battler.

I just think that if you felt the need to play "who has the nicest couch" with dudes on a rap board who don't even rap on the internet that this is kinda lame to me.

I don't mean you no hate bro, and you seem to be super smart. Maybe you should use those brains to write your battle bars and murk out rather than try to play who has the nicest life on a rap message board?

to be honest, i thought i would be disrespecting boarding culture --- per cake's post --- by making fun of a huge ass (but very good looking for sure) leather sectional couch

i made a mistake. for that, I apologize. To you, someone i met right now --- and to all the lovers, haters and indifferent boarders of the past.

i poked fun at Diode, because he and i have done that for years with varying degrees of "fuck you" involved in the process.


In the end --- I WAS 100% IN THE WRONG FOR GIVING MY OPINION BEFORE I POSTED A PIC


so.... should I have apologized and not posted a pic? would that not have been more disrespectful? what would you have done?

I have shittier couches in my house.... should i have taken a picture of the shittiest couch in my house so no one catches feelings?


I'm not even half joking bro--- help me understand where i went wrong here.


Thank you for helping me become a better man.

El Muffin 10-15-2014 11:55 PM

Namix its my turn to help u this time.

Its a trap.

namix 10-16-2014 12:02 AM

it was good looks and i appreciate what you guys did here


but this wasnt a couch battle anymore... and V knows it lol


thanks to all

Certain 10-16-2014 12:05 AM

Adonis has the poverty sectional.

Diode 10-16-2014 12:13 AM

That shit is camel hair and blonde pube mesh.

namix 10-16-2014 12:13 AM

I will now leave this thread humbly admitting -- i'd like to DQ myself, since my couch is about to drown in what inevitably becomes a "toy room".....

the toys spread like fuckin ebola... i cannot contain them, and it does not matter how many fooseball tables, golden tees, or bars i try to use to secure the space.... the toys happen.



so, alas, i relinquish my sectional couch's comfortable-factor to diode's longevity factor --- because to his point, mine probably will be spilled on with some paint --- and if he has a dedicated theater room, his sectional is much, much safer than mine is lol!

Certain 10-16-2014 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by namix (Post 420895)
I will now leave this thread humbly admitting -- i'd like to DQ myself, since my couch is about to drown in what inevitably becomes a "toy room".....

the toys spread like fuckin ebola... i cannot contain them, and it does not matter how many fooseball tables, golden tees, or bars i try to use to secure the space.... the toys happen.



so, alas, i relinquish my sectional couch's comfortable-factor to diode's longevity factor --- because to his point, mine probably will be spilled on with some paint --- and if he has a dedicated theater room, his sectional is much, much safer than mine is lol!

namix, friend, you won this battle. We're not projecting ahead. You have the best couch, and you should take pride it in until it's covered in grape jelly.

namix 10-16-2014 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Certain (Post 420896)
namix, friend, you won this battle. We're not projecting ahead. You have the best couch, and you should take pride it in until it's covered in grape jelly.

lol - word - then i will wear the title proudly through the weekend!

theMuzzl3 10-16-2014 08:59 AM

see those black leather of "fake leather" couches might stick to your ass or start falling apart after a while (fake leather starts to peal off after 5 or so years of good use), but they're great for cleaning up sex stains.

Those fluffy ones... you're probly scrubbin a lot when wetness happens all over it. Shine a black light on one of those fuzzier couches and you'll be like 'FUCK, I AM NOT SITTING THERE!".

This is a great fucking topic. Who ever started it -- major points.

sral 10-16-2014 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Diode (Post 420820)
pretty sure namix has a kid.

we start working on one in may.

bet your ass i'm future proofing if $2500 is being spent on a couch

aiyyo my wife a teacher

its best to have kids born october (start trying in January) so that they're then the oldest/cleverest in their year

source: 4year teaching degree/9 years in the field

Diode 10-16-2014 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by sraL (Post 421049)
aiyyo my wife a teacher

its best to have kids born october (start trying in January) so that they're then the oldest/cleverest in their year

source: 4year teaching degree/9 years in the field

can't. wife finishes nursing school in late april. we decided not to deal with her going to school full time, working full time (3 straight 7p-7a shifts at the hospital), and being pregnant all at once back when she started lol

also, your secret is out - more babies being born in sept/oct that any other period by a wide margin

sral 10-16-2014 11:10 AM

lmao i'm trying for kids jan onwards, thats all

we actually got 3 couches in our living room, two smaller 2 seaters and a big 4 seater

got one of them big 360degree swirling chairs too

my iphone got the black screen/shutter prob in the app atm so i dont have a pic to put up but once i get it fixed i'll put one up

namix 10-16-2014 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah (Post 420826)
I'd run you in Golden Tee.

lol, just saw this.

clearly any golden tee expert knows they arent going to 'run' another expert, there are only so many eagle shots in 18 na'mean?

but it's definitely not like i can't be beat.. the right canyon and wrong wind on an island green par 5 can get the best of us.

so word, perhaps you would steal a game from me -- but i have to imagine most people who own a golden tee aren't going to get straight up run over in a match lol


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