Don't be a cheap ass @oats. Charity is awesome. I tried to help this old lady who was in a wheelchair put her groceries in the car today (it was a cardenas (mexican market) so they don't have people helping with putting bags in the car) and I think she thought I was going to rob her cuz im tatted up and was in a tank and shorts, note the parentheses inside the parentheses god-like move. She was very apprehensive but I kept insisting and then she finally let me. I felt good, she felt good. Everybody won, although as i drove away I looked in my rear view to see her struggling to put her wheel chair into the back of her car... I let out a loud fuck, but at this point I was too far to turn around. I thought for sure she would think I was going to rob her if I flipped a crazy bitch and zoomed back up to her jumping out the car so I just cranked the radio and dipped out and literally drove off into the suset like a boss.

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Lmao is that that dating game show? Fuck was the name of that show? I know a couple girls who were on it. Isn't it staged?

it was called Next lol, and yes it is pretty scripted. but it was good fun for a young oatmeal.

you're right @Just Write. I'll suck it up and pay the money, I just needed some extra motivation

Wait wait wait

oats was on Next?!?!?!??!?

This might produce enough ammo for even @Bags to beat you.

Damn I remember always watching that with my sister when we were younger lol. Wonder if I ever seen your episode haha, trip out

Lol at attracted to rosanne though

come on now, don't get too ahead of yourself. this is bags we're talking about

OH MY SWEET HOLY FUCK

I fucking remember that episode bro

haha forreal? I had it recorded at one point, but I'm pretty sure it's all but lost save for this picture.

by the way, just donated for the book.

http://www.tv.com/m/shows/next-mtv/episodes/



Here you go bro

!!!!!

wait, @Just Write, this web site is confusing me. did you find my episode specifically? I'm pretty sure it aired in 2007, though it could have been early 2008.

Raisins are dishonest fruit and they should be ashamed of themselves.

That sincerely hurts me boy

:(

What about dates?

mind obliterated @ oats/next revelation

i think its sold out tbh

lee was tryna get tickets

http://www.tv.com/shows/next-mtv/and...esbian-812349/


@oats

It ain't my fault you have been blinded by the deception of dried fruit...you need to open your eyes and see these scoundrels for what they truly are....LIARS AND FRAUDSTERS!

Dates can get it too, they next on my shitlist....no dried fruit is safe.

@Baron Mynd I miss you.

raisins are good.

*SHEEPachu i choose you!*

go maul the irish one.

Don't even be talkin' 'bout sheep yo.

They haunt my dreams.

Creepy fuckers.

The sunrise is beautiful thing. I'm lucky enough to witness it every week day. S'all downhill from here..

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i been writing

just doing the live battle thing atm

i'm trying to head to Ireland later this year for a couple weeks, Wexford way as thats where my in laws are all based

Wexford is cool, you need to find your way to Fermanagh and chill with the fox for real.

Will you be able to get in enough battles to defend your topical supremacy in the playoffs? You're 1-0, but you need at least three and probably four more wins to get a spot. Six weeks left after this one.

@Le Wise Ways that is gorgeous

Yea, see split's post.

I'm so happy today. I'm off and I'm just happy.

So happy that I may bake a pie. Blueberry pie.

And mac and cheese....because.....Mac and cheese

Your taste in pie is much better than your taste in cereal.

I've actually never had blueberry pie but I am going to master it. And you leave raisin bran out of this equation homie -__-

Word on the street is raisin bran is mad gay yo.

Also, bake that shit and send some to me, I will be waiting.

Lmao that killed me for some reason....I think it's the face.

but still...

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idk if I'm retarded or not, but I can't find a way to actually watch the episode - all I see is an overview and discussion comments.

ur not retarded ur super smart.

You should see my Instagram lol ;-)

I doubt it, I tend to just drop in and out of the league between live battles, I've no where near the same level of commitment I once had for this.

Plus I move house in a month or so, the winter tourney felt like pretty much my last hurrah in text to be honest.