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his favorite words are Sizzurp, Genitalia and Molecules
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calls Free Willy 'brother will'
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If Silk the Shocker had weight loss electrical treatment
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knows each interchangable temperature of the Indian Ocean by heart
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thought Monterrey Jack Cheese was a slave owner
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still waiting for some one to roll the dice on the jumanji board
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sued Johnson & Johnson for not specifying that they were indeed Black
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holds back tears watching mountian dew commercials
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Cormega and Marvin the Martian started listening to Drake and boiled alfalfa over an open furnace in the West Indies
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went bankrupt from a money shot
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each morning, he stretches the racial tension in his knees
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Diggy simmons × julie roberts ÷ apartheid rounded to the nearest faggit = black gamblini
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Thurgood Marshall Eriksen
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Jon "Probe" Jones
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doesn't watch TV. he just always fucks with the antenna
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proudly refuses to teach his children to separate their clothes by the pigment of their fabric
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Jamie fox's special needs daughter
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thought coco puffs was a racist term for black ppl eating cereal
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Despises greys anatomy for being half white
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He's on a perilous quest to never have sex.
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will only eat popcorn burnt
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Clark "Oxford" Dunwire McCriddle
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When he slits his wrists, he prays for dark blood.
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the Mulatto Knight of social justice
lookin like he runs booster packs across county lines |
Listens to malcom x speaches in auto tune
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Says honky and means it with all his heart
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has a part time job doing the shuffle on weekends at a nursing home to entertain the residents
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When he sees a Queen CD at the music store, his gut reaction is to scrawl 'African' in black marker on the side of it
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boycotts any morgan freeman movie where he doesn't play god
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has a color coded keyboard and an artificially intelligent couch cushion
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has dream wedding planned out and timed
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crys himself to sleep every time he finds out katt williams gets arrested
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dyslexic Lupe Fiasco if he guest spoke about the dangers of phonics addictions
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made himself throw upwhen it was revealed darth vader is white
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Reigning Freestyle walking champion of ethiopa
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watches radio every friday night for inspiration on how to make friends
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attempted to change nephew's legal name to spike lee twice
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Booker T. Poppington
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