When I was 12 my mom made me sit in the backseat of the car so my grandma could sit in the front, so I jacked off back there on the way home out of spite

I plagiarized a Sir Arthur Conan Doyle short story in 8th grade.

When I was in kindergarten, I liked this girl who didn't like me, so out of jealousy I pushed her really hard in the sandbox when she had her back turned. I remember her body hitting the sand and myself cracking an evil grin. I've reformed since then.

When I was 13 and my cousin was 7.. I pissed in his water bottle, put it back in the holder on his bike n watched him drink it

Till this day he doesn't know and never will

Stop hurting animals and children.

We have a date tonight

lol'd at bowser tail spin

and uhhh lol at your guys coke talk. obviously not bout' that life.

lol thats wrong. i pissed in my friend's bong at a party we were having at our house and watched him take a fat rip. we all laughed and he puked once he found out. good times

not the worst thing by far but i am not in the mood to recall those

I once jerked off on to an obnoxious roommate's pillow and never told him. The next night, his girlfriend slept over, and I noticed in the morning that she had used that pillow.

Can I count that as a blowjob?

lmaooooo



gone at YDK ethering Bags off the site


"that was 10 years ago" roflz terrible excuse



ur memory fucking sucks fagg0t

i kill foxes for fun


http://srufaculty.sru.edu/james.hath...11dead_fox.jpg

No you don't.

I like that you still reply to me even tho I am on ignore.

I have much power over you.

lmao i like how he thinks i can see his posts



remember, ur on ignore fagg0t so keep talkin to urself roflzzz

I feel 100x better about myself... thanks guys.

Lol wat? I won that argument.... ydk thinks a qp weoghs 7ounces.

I am netcees cocaine kingpin.

how would you know if he's on ignore?

you gave urself up yo

I am just so full of win right now.

what?

7ounces a qp? Check your math again

wow u cant be this gay, bro

u go to user cp and put the fagg0t on ignore (i dont know what hes saying but i know hes probably talking to me since i posted about a fagg0tfox)


here's a screenshot for proof:
http://s17.postimg.org/pu3fc1u8v/11111.png

I was walking with my brother to pick up a friend of ours from school. This dude gives my bro a dirty look and I tell my bro ill handle it for him (i loved to scrap). So i walk up to dude and immediately his attitude changes.. he's all like "wassup man" .. as im walking up to him i right hook him, he falls and im kneeing him in the face repeatedly, dude staggers up saying he doesnt wanna fight, i clock him again. He gets up and runs to someones house, ringing the front door bell to get someone to answer. No one comes to the door. So as im yellin at this kid to get over here he's pleading with me to stop. I grab him by the collar and drag him back to the school yard. I clock him 2 more time and by then the crowd that grew pulled me off him. The next week someone saw him at the school he was wearing a cast on his leg from his hip to ankle. Which was weird cause i dont recall injuring his leg. Anyhow i felt so bad for yrs on how bad i laid into this kid..

He was much bigger than me but fuck it

Ryan is clearly clicking on my posts, he has me on ignore but yet still seems to know what I say...this is most irregular.

Why not just ignore me?

Are you trying to troll me by saying 'hahahaha I am ignoring you' while ironically speaking to me anyway.

Seems counter productive...just admit you're scared.

I'm gonna keep replying btw, this is my game...not yours....I decide when it is over.

Fox waxing strong.....

i dug in my nose and dipped my finger into this douchebag's drink. when he turned around, i was like "yo dude, i came here to have a good time, and i think you're here for the same."

i raised my drink up, we clinked glasses, and i watched him slam that shit down.



i also did that at the arctic bar in alaska, only it wasn't a snotty finger, it was saliva.



of course i've done MUCH worse on the moral scale. but this is light enough to share.

It's easy to list shit like killing animals or doing bitches dirty, cause that shit ends up making you look kinda bastard hard in the end. I got hundreds of those stories.

This can't get realest until somebody takes that first "fuck gravity, let's fly" step.

When I was a kid, I was at my homeboys house and straight sniffed a pair of his stepmom's period panties.

That's like an Xbox Achievement you don't want.

Im sorry Roy...i just dont think ive ever done anything like that that id be able to share with you all.

How did u kno they were period panties? They had stains?

Bitch dont wear pads....or tampons?

Truth or dare: drink a period muck smoothie.

Truth?

One time when I was a young teen.. My friend was playing in the park and I saw his bike locked up behind the school.. Being the lil shit I was I went home, grabbed a wrench n hammer and proceeded to dismantle is bike.. Ripped of the tires, smashed the rims, removed the chain, took off the seat.. The whole 9 yards

Went back home, put back the tools n went back to the park to play with him.. I remember completely forgetting bout Whut I did cuz it was bout an hour that passed till we walk back to his bike and he fuckin breaks down.. Crying n sobbing, snot running out his and sayin how he just got the bike as a gift and I promised him I'd help find out who did it.. Inside I was laughing so hard but now I look back on it I feel like shit

Why you no accept artwork?

Read a chinyeah punchline

Do you even chick?


Google them "not so fresh days"


But yo I was a kid, it's hard to explain my motivation outside curiosity and misguided pre-wood.

I played with the neighbor girls vagina when I was 4
Our parents ran outside and stopped us
we said we were playing doctor

I don't remember any of this but that's how my mom told me it went down
not really a bad thing but, yeah

Everyone did that. I French kissed with the neighbor girl when I was 7 and she was 9. Now she's a Macy's model.

She was hotter back then

before the limelight

Whoeber made the anthony montanna tag....i would like you to kno....tony is short for anthony.....u fucking mongoloid.

Ne how....i wacked off in the middle school bathroom in 6th grade then jizzed on the ground.... that may have been bad i guess?

attempted murder with fire gets no beef? What kind of psycho do you savages think I am???

Middle school starts in the 7th grade over here
so weird

I said it was bad bro

you're a piece of shit

forever

i think i single-handedly ruined someones middle school experience. not my fault he was super rapey and looked like a vulture.

I upper decked my neighbors toilet back in high-school...almost forgot that one