I think... that when religious folk thank God for something positive; they aren’t insinuating he had a personal hand in it. People think of God in these contradictory ways, but it makes sense if you think about how they’re actually looking at it.

God didn’t save the boys, but God is good. God doesn’t allow bad things to happen. It’s beyond our understanding.

That’s their take, obviously.

Because $200 isn’t enough to draw a crowd. Gotta have mags and intrigue.


IM KIDDING. ITS THE ONLY THING POPPING CAUSE ITS SO CORNY, BUT HOT.


Get it? You can use that in your standup routine, you funny faggot.

Aw you’re mad

Mad lol This is a discussion board where people type back and fourth to one another. So when you, who I couldn’t conjure up one fact about, says I’m mad for responding to you similarly to how you’ve engaged me recently, it comes off as A. hypocritical or B. an act of deflection.

Mad? Sure. Obsessed, even, fella. Or maybe I just find your recent boarding to be homosexual in nature.

I DONT KNOW

Yeah very upset

And you’re playing the cool guy who makes nonchalant jokes but is untouchable, because he doesn’t really care.

Original.

Tell me another joke, clown. This umadbro shit is unbecoming someone of your comedic chops.

You being legitimately flustered ruins the allure of humor, bad environment and vibes. You’re kind of pathetic.

That’s just mean spirited to say to another human being... but nonsense.

My (ALLEGED) flustering has ruined the allure of humor? Maybe the allure only existed to you and others with an equally low standard for comedy? Or maybe I’m being so straight forward and real so that your stance looks childish in comparison.

Maybe you should stop gargling my nuts and we won’t have to do this dance.

Also I think you put your comma in the wrong spot. Makes your sentence somewhat incoherent.

I think that you think you’re schooling me, but you’re just being weird and upset.

I don’t think you think well, but you’re talking subjective shit and passing it off as real. What does that make you think I’m thinking? Keep wondering while I school you some more.

If I say you’re upset does it make it so? It’s kind of a classic defense, no?

Example:

You follow a guy around making junior high jokes. The guy is like, ‘the fuck is this guy and what’s his deal.’ Meanwhile funny guy says that the butt of his jokes is now flustered and angry. Butt of joke is like NAH IM NOT MAD because it’s bad to defend oneself against such idiocy BUT does it make comedian any less ‘pathetic?’ I don’t know, Knuck.

Shit is complicated, ya know. Maybe. Maybe. Stop being a faggot.

Lol okay man

Keep writing shitty spoken word pieces that aren’t as introspective as you believe they are while people think you’re okay cus bb ghostwrites for you occasionally. That’s a better use of your time.

Woahhhhhhh. Now it all makes sense, doesn’t it? The knowledge of my style. Your strong opinions on it. SAYING NO ONE LIKES ME. My word, Knuck. You sound... flustered. Don’t ruin the allure of your comedy routine. It’s so cool and original.

@big baby. Ghostwrite the rest of this discussion for me. I’m just too upset to continue.

Are you trying to troll?

I never troll, but if I did you wouldn’t label it as ‘trying’ unless you were a faggot who has way too much of my balls in his/her mouth.

This means you, in case you couldn’t follow.

You talk a lot about balls and men’s openings

Seems pretty gay for a guy that uses faggot as an insult.

I'm not sure where you're going with this but I like it

It's hard to get my balls off my mind when you're giving them such an excellent tongue bath.

BANGARANG RUFIO

Can I steal this ball sucking gag for my stand up routine?

You’re stealing my routine (which is a satire of yours) of making fun of your routine, while asking if you can use it.

You’re out of your depths, Donnie.

@PancakeBrah watchu think my guy? who knew DB had this boarding talent eh?

lol you wild

Dull boy and deadman secretly best boarders. Knuck absolutely blown the fuck out ITT.

really?

gg dull boy

don't see it but clearly my perception of things are off today

bad ball jokes and teenage angst pair well with rape porn defense

I do hope we can get back to Egyptian Rothchilds and Alien Satan at some point soon. I feel like we're close.

No this thread died with bad back and forth sorry

I didn't spend 45 seconds of my day to have bags and pancake say i lost a poop throwing contest to a suicidal dirtbag for this stupid thread to continue

gone

You underestimate my powers AND I have the high ground. You may as well chop your own legs off and set yourself on fire. Poop throwing. Pfft. You’re throwing unimaginative Peter Panning air. Face caked in shit. Looking like Biff Tannen. ONLY FORTYFIVE SECONDS GUYS. You’re. Too. Cool. Blanket statements and lazy labels. I’d hurt you in any forum.

That goes for all y’all. Sleeping giant. Let me slumber. You don’t want my mourning breath.

as long as the "all y'all" in this "threat" does not include me, we are good. Netcees Intellectual Dark Web rep.

I literally referenced the Summit of the Five Kage ITT and yall took my pyramid post seriously.

To clarify: there is no God. There is no reason to hope. We will all die and feed our nutrients back to the only god I recognize: Mother Earth.

you are certain of this, yes?

You won because I assumed you cut your hair with steak knifes and cut across the road with them afterwards while you wrote bad poems for internet rappers.

I’d fuck you raw going forward

Can you dunk, but just not in those shoes?

Can you write creative pieces that aren’t bad attempts at being edgy, just not with that keyboard?

I’m gonna write a scene of your journey into making your last thrillng written word entry

Fucking retard

What side of the table do you believe you’re on and what’s your view on both sides stances and tactics?

I’ll take your response in here or as a poorly written open mic that is ironic

Good edit

Lmfao

I'm your superior when it comes to writing. This isn't even debatable. Let us not front.

No one can be certain about anything. I'm certain we will die without being certain.