Originally Posted by Destroyer (Post 652921)

Lmao. Meth is too dangerous but coke is super safe

Originally Posted by King Karaoke (Post 652935)

This site was doing well then it got corny again. Im out.

Originally Posted by El Muffin (Post 652906)

N everything is a joke to niggas so I'm not here to answer any inquiries from anyone else than Dre .. Or possibly Veritss

Originally Posted by Ghost1 (Post 652910)

ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS IN THE FOLLOWING PUBLICATION--EVEN THOSE BASED ON REAL PEOPLE--ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL. ALL NETCEE MEMBER POSTS ARE IMPERSONATED.....POORLY. THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM CONTAINS COARSE LANGUAGE AND DUE TO ITS CONTENT IT SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY ANYONE.


now....shall we?





DARRYL NIGPEN TOOK A MONSTER PULL OFF AN OLD BURNT OUT LIGHTBULB CONTAINING A FAIRLY REASONABLE PORTION OF METH AS HE BROWSED NETCEES FOR THE 11TH STRAIGHT HOUR BOARDING PURELY ON BI POLAR MANIA AND SELF INDUCED HYSTERIA AND SOON TO BE METH FUELED RAGE AND PARANOIA....ENTER ANDRE GAYMANTIAGO INNOCENTLY ENOUGH POSTING FOR HIS 18TH HOUR STRAIGHT ...ON A HIGH FROM RECENT SPIKES IN DISC ACTIVITY DECIDES THAT PROVOKING EL MUFFIN FURTHER WILL OBV PROVIDE ADDITIONAL LULZ...UNBEKNWONST TO HIMSELF OF NIGPENS PREVIOUS ACTIVITIES HE PROCEEDS HEAD ON REVEALING MUFFINS GOVT NAME.....................................WHAT ENSUES NO1 COULD PREDICT


EL MUFFIN CONTACTS THE 5 FAMILIES OF OKLAHOMA PUTTING A HIT ON GLOSS THE BOSS HEAD OF THE LONELY OVERWEIGHT BALD OSHA MAN MARRYING FAMILY OF (LOCATION WITHHELD DUE TO PROTECTIONARY MEASURES SET IN PLACE BY THE NETCEES WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM). 200 HUNDRED DOLLARS TO THE BRITISH MERCENARY LARS TO LOCATE THE ADDRESS OF GLOSSY ....THE OPEN HIT WAS TASKED TO LARS BUT IT WAS AN OPEN CONTRACT FOR ANY AND ALL MEMBERS WILLING TO FULLFILL THE HIT. GLOSS PLEADS WITH ELL MUFFIN....AT FIRST WITH MEAGER THREATS OF OSHA BASED GOVERNM,ENT TRACKING DATABASES.... ALTHOUGH CONFUSINGLY COUNTER INTUITIVE BEING THAT MUFFIN WAS ACTIVELY SEEKING GLOSS......NIGPEN IS A MAJOR PLAYER IN THE OKLAHOMA WEED DISTRIBUTION RINK AND KNOWN FOR HIS INSANE ABDOMINAL DEVELOPMENT AS WELL AS PRISTINE CARE FOR THE 96 LEXUS THAT HE PURCHASED FROM PUSHING DIME SACKS OF HAY TO THE LOCALS WITH THE REPUTATION OF BEING THE CLOSEST THING TO AN ACTUAL BLACK PERSON THE COUNTY HAD EVER COME IN CONTACT WITH OUTSIDE OF TELEVISION. MANTIAGO IS MORE REPUTABLY KNOWN FOR HIS ENTIRELY MADE UP ABILITIES IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT...DELUSIONAL NATURE OF KNOWLEDGE IN EVERYTHING...OSHA HARD HAT AND SLOVEN PHYSIQUE COUPLED WITH EXPONENTIAL HAIRLOSS........BUT THE REAL BOSS OF THE GLOSS FAMILY IS MRS GLOSS. ITS WIDELY KNOWN SHE WEARS THE 501 LEVIS IN THAT FAMILY. HAVING RELEASED NIGPENS FULL NAME TO THE MASSIVE DATABASE OF USERS ON THE NETCEES COMMUNITY ...A SOCIAL MEDIA OUTLET WIDELY ACCESSIBLE TO FEDERAL AND LOCAL AUTHORITY AGENTS NIGPEN WAS RIGHTFULLY ENRAGED AND ISSUED THE HIT IMMEDIATELY. MANTIAGO HAS SINCE FLED THE COUNTRY AND WENT INTO HIDING AFTER ENSUING PRESSURE FROM NIGPENS MANIC THREATS AND FEAR FOR HIS CHILDRENS WELL BEING. GLOSS WAS PREVIOUSLY INTERVIEWED IN SAYING WHAT A JOKE IT WAS THAT EL MUFFIN WAS CLAIMING MAFIOSO STATUS ...BUT HAVING BEEN ON THE RECIEVING END OFF A MUFFIN ISSUED HIT HE HAS SINCE RECANTED THIS VIEW AND ACCORDINGLY WENT UNDERGROUND. NIGPEN WAS SEEN IN THE STREETS OF NC SCREAMING AND RANTING FOR GLOSSES HEAD UNTIL 4:19AM AT WHICH TIME HE TUCKERED OUT HIS BROWN LITTLE FINGERS AND FELL INTO A MULATTO SLUMBER INDUCED BY BI POLAR RAGE ON METH SMOKE AFFECTING HIS BRAIN DIRECTLY. AS OF NOW THINGS ARE QUEIT BUT WHEN EL MUFFIN WAKES UP FROM HIS SLUMBER I FEAR THE WORST. STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATES IN THE NIGPEN/MANTIAGO HIT.

Originally Posted by El Muffin (Post 652949)

Alright I'm up

Now what about a meth bird coach n dimebag profit

Looklooklook I know you think your accurate in your assessments all the time but your quite off .

This not going to be a sit down my man I said I'd only field your questions because you seemed to be the only one asking legitimate ones . like on a human level

Niggas can clown all they want I honestly could careless when at the time I was deadass serious. All good I expected as much . nothing new.

Originally Posted by Ghost1 (Post 652952)

so fuckin gone....muffin rolls out of bed at a ripe 2:30pm OK NETCEES WHERE WERE WE lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

Originally Posted by El Muffin (Post 652954)

Where Dre at

We have unfinished business

Nah lmao chill

Its 1230

Originally Posted by Amen (Post 652958)

I’ve asked you politely not to address me by my GOVERNMENT name, fam.

Mutual respect kind of thing. You don’t like or or appreciate it, right?

Let’s keep it cordial lol.

Originally Posted by Batty (Post 652961)

Originally Posted by El Muffin (Post 652959)

Still getting paid though but not in full

Originally Posted by Zunto (Post 652964)

@El Muffin can you provide us with the specifics?

Originally Posted by El Muffin (Post 652965)

Completely blindsided us

So our boss punches us in and clocks us out everyday after 4 hours

I'm not too worried about it tbh . just have to get money elsewhere temporarily but I've been bored

I'm left with a bunch of time on my hands as a result n for the last what week or two I've been chillin . trapping out of this person house / that persons lol a motel even .

I lied to u about just selling bud u don't need to know lmao but ftrecord its not ice

I needed entertainment

See where in going with this

Anyway . lol

Originally Posted by El Muffin (Post 652972)

Its a 2001 gs 300 . the pearl white jawn

I love my car stop playing with me

I saw bags kept saying mid 90s or something

2001s are sexy to me idc the age