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Diode 05-20-2015 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ullr (Post 483831)
I still can't fucking believe this shit and that an ADMINISTRATOR would do this. It's like this is Lord of the Flies and you've got some fucking crackhead with a conch calling the shots who has literally no respect for people on the site.

If I didn't have an already agreed upon and pending battle I would probably leave this site for this garbage but as a man of my word and NOT a scumbag like what I have seen ON ALL SIDES on this site. I will write for my battle and respect the votes it receives for I am a man of integrity. Much more than can be said for Knucklehead. Just sad, man.

... muzzl3? have you returned to us? how is terri?

Diode 05-20-2015 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush (Post 483889)
Lmaooooo

#fatbags

Diode 05-20-2015 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 483996)
Lookin like ramsay Bolton took his pride and now he eats dick for a living

Eyebrows on reek

shouldve saved that for a battle bc lollllllllllll

El Muffin 05-20-2015 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 484000)
shouldve saved that for a battle bc lollllllllllll

Jesus knuck creativity flexing

This is lookin good 4 his battles tbh

Batty 05-20-2015 09:05 PM

This nigga got furniture made out of Little Caesar's boxes and masking tape.

Looking like Tingle from Legend of Zelda with Hep C.


Looking like squires for Monty Python characters


Looking like he made Cloud Strife's sword out of a bumper from an 87 Dodge Ram.

Looking like he freebases funnel cake batter with the stepdad from The Santa Clause.

Looking like he's a background character in a live action theatrical version of Disney Pixar's Monsters University.

~RustyGunZ~ 05-20-2015 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lil Muffin (Post 484004)
Jesus knuck creativity flexing

This is lookin good 4 his battles tbh

I'm always good in battles

Ask nyvillian and d. Omen bout 07 knuck

Ask karp and cashius bout 14 knuck

I been top 10 no other option

El Muffin 05-20-2015 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 484006)
I'm always good in battles

Ask nyvillian and d. Omen bout 07 knuck

Ask karp and cashius bout 14 knuck

I been top 10 no other option

Well u ain't number one or number 2 coz I'm stuntin like My dAddy

YOUNG STUNNNNNNAAAA?

veritas 05-20-2015 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty (Post 484005)
This nigga got furniture made out of Little Caesar's boxes and masking tape.

Looking like Tingle from Legend of Zelda with Hep C.


Looking like squires for Monty Python characters


Looking like he made Cloud Strife's sword out of a bumper from an 87 Dodge Ram.

Looking like he freebases funnel cake batter with the stepdad from The Santa Clause.

Looking like he's a background character in a live action theatrical version of Disney Pixar's Monsters University.

Funnel cake...jeeez

Vulgar 05-20-2015 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty (Post 484005)

Looking like squires for Monty Python characters

/thread

Hush 05-20-2015 09:57 PM

nigga look like a claymation statue for the robot chicken special of "aaah real monsters"

Batty 05-20-2015 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush (Post 484021)
nigga look like a claymation statue for the robot chicken special of "aaah real monsters"


way way leaned.


Lookin like the true life story that The Waterboy was based off of.


Lookin like Master Splinter with a Luke Duke fade.


Lookin like he runs a website dedicated to decoding hidden sexual messages in Good Luck Charlie.


Lookin like he had a childhood injury with a trampoline spring that cost him a testicle.


Lookin like he wacks off into worm farms


looking like a test pilot for RC Gundam planes


lookin like part of his house is built entirely out of Legos.

Lookin like he got stage 3 faggot-asthma that requires a penis shaped menthol inhalor

Lookin like he works in a lab where he trains roaches to wash and wax Hot Wheels.

Vulgar 05-20-2015 10:28 PM

http://combatpress.com/wp-content/up...llsSherdog.jpg

Vulgar 05-20-2015 10:29 PM

Looking like a gnomish dollmaker.

~RustyGunZ~ 05-20-2015 11:02 PM

Lookin like a model plane mechanic from Indiana

Lookin like he really bad at txt battles

Lookin like he tapes cutouts of his face on minor characters from The Antman comics

Lookin like he owns a long haired cat or 7

Vulgar 05-20-2015 11:07 PM

lookin like he eats graham crackers w/ salamander sauce

Wise Wiggles 05-21-2015 12:14 AM

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img540/1448/9aAE4w.jpg

Looking like he smokes potato bugs out of a pencil sharpener and trips out on his grandmother's wallpaper

This nigga has a fetish for elderly midgets

looking like this guy laced his mother's garden with Lord of the Ring figurines in battle sequences and blows his fucking wad if anyone fucks with them

Looking like he goes to karaoke bars puts in requests for lutheran hymns that were bbeing sung in the bacjgroubd while he was raped with a lit prayer candle

Wise Wiggles 05-21-2015 12:22 AM

Looking like he gave the vagrant on the corner a rim job and hamstring massage for that sports jacket

Batty 05-21-2015 01:34 AM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EBVu9ShWDg...ristmasElf.jpg

Vulgar 05-21-2015 01:58 AM

Lol

Lookin like a Narnian pressure washer got the weekend off but spent it in a David Cronenberg film convention

Hush 05-21-2015 02:00 AM

Nigga look like beaker from the muppets moved to sunny dale trailer park

Wise Wiggles 05-21-2015 02:18 AM

This nigga look like Charles Manson infused himself with a Mr. Roger's Neighborhood faggot serum

Vulgar 05-21-2015 03:51 AM

He look like King Arthur's pen pal.

Split Eight 05-21-2015 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer (Post 483837)
This fucker's trash, literally, a tyke with no skill! If Aero goes hard off the handle it's on a bike with no wheels!!
He ain't close to as hard with sharpened bars as I am - I'll bring an Aero to his knees like a Guard in Skyrim!

this fuckin bar gave me cancer lmao

Split Eight 05-21-2015 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knucklehead (Post 483649)

lfmaofmaomfoaoaooooooo nooooooooo

El Muffin 05-21-2015 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Dog (Post 484151)
lfmaofmaomfoaoaooooooo nooooooooo




oh ladies n magentlemen shirt looking ass nigga

Split Eight 05-21-2015 05:49 AM

dudes got a drinkers nose and a doormat goatee

~RustyGunZ~ 05-21-2015 05:50 AM

Kind of looks like he could be split nines not so distant relative tbc

Split Eight 05-21-2015 05:50 AM

if Mr Roger's puppet got a pube graft

Split Eight 05-21-2015 05:50 AM

http://blog.rifftrax.com/wp-content/...LadyElaine.jpg

Split Eight 05-21-2015 05:53 AM

2D prints twill suits at Kinko's

Split Eight 05-21-2015 05:54 AM

facial hair can be detached and used as a welder's mask

Batty 05-21-2015 03:19 PM

Lookin like somebody in a lab somewhere successfully spliced the DNA from a ferret with Conan O'Brien and then he joined ISIS.

Lookin like he ran a Sarsaparilla stand in A Million Ways to Die in the West.

Lookin like he rolls a 20 sided dice to decide which hand to jack off with but ultimately just rubs meat water from a leftover Lunchables package onto his wang and lets his Jack Russell Terrier go to town on it.



http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wSt_AyGcHg...n_burgundy.jpg
I'm shirt Burgundy?

Lookin like he rides around in a rusted out '86 Astro van.... white with aqua graphics... just watching playgrounds. Drinking melted Milky Way bars.


http://www.costumeshopper.com/mm5/gr...88-elf-hat.jpg


his hobbies include: making homemade air conditioning and ukulele

Looking like a sports caster from The Hunger Games.

Looking like the original master splinter prop from the old Ninja Turtles movie that has been in storage and some of the hair has fallen off.


Lookin like Gargamel's vegan nephew who doesn't understand his uncle's struggle.

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Lookin like he drinks Boones from an old ski boot with the entire cast of Attack of the Show.

Lookin like he's been swimming in Dinty Moore Beef Stew and regret.

Split Eight 05-21-2015 03:34 PM

Quote:

Lookin like he rides around in a rusted out '86 Astro van.... white with aqua graphics... just watching playgrounds. Drinking melted Milky Way bars.
Holy fuckkkkkkk hahahahahha

Wise Wiggles 05-21-2015 04:35 PM

Jesus. Batty been slaying the fuck outta Emile Hursche's uncle

This fool has taxidermy sleepovers

Nigga docks his peen with opossums

Looking like he sticks his peen in Chia Pets

Nigga rolls around in a wagon constructed solely out of old record player parts

This nigga has a sheet fort teepee with fog rolling out in his apartment car port

Split Eight 05-21-2015 05:55 PM

lookin like Tim Allen if he received direct facial radiation exposure

veritas 05-21-2015 06:02 PM

hey gay-wad: 1997 David Spade called, he wants his hair cut back.

Batty 05-21-2015 09:51 PM

All of this niggas facial hair looks like pubes fried in crispy catfish batter.

Lookin like he smokes Christmas ***tus petals out of a golf cart muffler.

lookin like he builds sand castles with cat turds in them

20% Egon 30% Carrot Top 50% lonely

lookin like a online professor for a masturbation college

Lookin like Theon Greyjoy's squire

lookin like admins a message board about building Wookie Armor

lubed up a Goku figure for cave spelunking in his bathtub escapades

Eyebrow game on 'squatch


Lookin like a special needs Opie from Sons of Anarchy

He got paralyzed at age 12 in a wakeboarding fiasco and he lost total feeling in his neck and sexual prowess.


Played "Butty the Elf" in the gay porn version of Elf. He ate maple syrup lubed candy corn out of Santa's butthole in one scene.


Lookin like God put out a giant Newport on his face.

Vulgar 05-21-2015 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty (Post 484316)

20% Egon 30% Carrot Top 50% lonely

lookin like a online professor for a masturbation college


lololol

Lookin like a Futurama soundtrack operator

Lookin like he can control artificially intelligent organisms with the bridge of his nose

Lookin like a chia pet and a pyramid of fly carcasses got crosshatched with a satellite beam

Lookin like a chestnut dwarf was a backgammon champion

Batty 05-22-2015 03:07 AM

Dead at chestnut dwarf.

Wise Wiggles 05-22-2015 03:52 AM

Looking like Woody Allen infused with a Brady Bunch boy

Homie looks like his name is Hansel Garfunkel III

Home boy looking like Big Foot's DICK except has a -4 inch inward peen

My nigga wears hooved furry boots and frolics in local parks playing one of of those staircase flutes

Jimmy Neutron started a cult, went bald then coined the goatee comb over

Fool goes to nursing homes to slay vag


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