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This is lookin good 4 his battles tbh |
This nigga got furniture made out of Little Caesar's boxes and masking tape.
Looking like Tingle from Legend of Zelda with Hep C. Looking like squires for Monty Python characters Looking like he made Cloud Strife's sword out of a bumper from an 87 Dodge Ram. Looking like he freebases funnel cake batter with the stepdad from The Santa Clause. Looking like he's a background character in a live action theatrical version of Disney Pixar's Monsters University. |
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Ask nyvillian and d. Omen bout 07 knuck Ask karp and cashius bout 14 knuck I been top 10 no other option |
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YOUNG STUNNNNNNAAAA? |
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nigga look like a claymation statue for the robot chicken special of "aaah real monsters"
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way way leaned. Lookin like the true life story that The Waterboy was based off of. Lookin like Master Splinter with a Luke Duke fade. Lookin like he runs a website dedicated to decoding hidden sexual messages in Good Luck Charlie. Lookin like he had a childhood injury with a trampoline spring that cost him a testicle. Lookin like he wacks off into worm farms looking like a test pilot for RC Gundam planes lookin like part of his house is built entirely out of Legos. Lookin like he got stage 3 faggot-asthma that requires a penis shaped menthol inhalor Lookin like he works in a lab where he trains roaches to wash and wax Hot Wheels. |
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Looking like a gnomish dollmaker.
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Lookin like a model plane mechanic from Indiana
Lookin like he really bad at txt battles Lookin like he tapes cutouts of his face on minor characters from The Antman comics Lookin like he owns a long haired cat or 7 |
lookin like he eats graham crackers w/ salamander sauce
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Looking like he smokes potato bugs out of a pencil sharpener and trips out on his grandmother's wallpaper This nigga has a fetish for elderly midgets looking like this guy laced his mother's garden with Lord of the Ring figurines in battle sequences and blows his fucking wad if anyone fucks with them Looking like he goes to karaoke bars puts in requests for lutheran hymns that were bbeing sung in the bacjgroubd while he was raped with a lit prayer candle |
Looking like he gave the vagrant on the corner a rim job and hamstring massage for that sports jacket
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Lol
Lookin like a Narnian pressure washer got the weekend off but spent it in a David Cronenberg film convention |
Nigga look like beaker from the muppets moved to sunny dale trailer park
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This nigga look like Charles Manson infused himself with a Mr. Roger's Neighborhood faggot serum
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He look like King Arthur's pen pal.
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oh ladies n magentlemen shirt looking ass nigga |
dudes got a drinkers nose and a doormat goatee
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Kind of looks like he could be split nines not so distant relative tbc
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if Mr Roger's puppet got a pube graft
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2D prints twill suits at Kinko's
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facial hair can be detached and used as a welder's mask
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Lookin like somebody in a lab somewhere successfully spliced the DNA from a ferret with Conan O'Brien and then he joined ISIS.
Lookin like he ran a Sarsaparilla stand in A Million Ways to Die in the West. Lookin like he rolls a 20 sided dice to decide which hand to jack off with but ultimately just rubs meat water from a leftover Lunchables package onto his wang and lets his Jack Russell Terrier go to town on it. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wSt_AyGcHg...n_burgundy.jpg I'm shirt Burgundy? Lookin like he rides around in a rusted out '86 Astro van.... white with aqua graphics... just watching playgrounds. Drinking melted Milky Way bars. http://www.costumeshopper.com/mm5/gr...88-elf-hat.jpg his hobbies include: making homemade air conditioning and ukulele Looking like a sports caster from The Hunger Games. Looking like the original master splinter prop from the old Ninja Turtles movie that has been in storage and some of the hair has fallen off. Lookin like Gargamel's vegan nephew who doesn't understand his uncle's struggle. [IMG]http://media-***he-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/ac/81/d4/ac81d4190f84c41644f72f9005077d41.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://media-***he-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/00/2e/4f/002e4f674173864141bd1dd4be44ed60.jpg[/IMG] Lookin like he drinks Boones from an old ski boot with the entire cast of Attack of the Show. Lookin like he's been swimming in Dinty Moore Beef Stew and regret. |
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Jesus. Batty been slaying the fuck outta Emile Hursche's uncle
This fool has taxidermy sleepovers Nigga docks his peen with opossums Looking like he sticks his peen in Chia Pets Nigga rolls around in a wagon constructed solely out of old record player parts This nigga has a sheet fort teepee with fog rolling out in his apartment car port |
lookin like Tim Allen if he received direct facial radiation exposure
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hey gay-wad: 1997 David Spade called, he wants his hair cut back.
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All of this niggas facial hair looks like pubes fried in crispy catfish batter.
Lookin like he smokes Christmas ***tus petals out of a golf cart muffler. lookin like he builds sand castles with cat turds in them 20% Egon 30% Carrot Top 50% lonely lookin like a online professor for a masturbation college Lookin like Theon Greyjoy's squire lookin like admins a message board about building Wookie Armor lubed up a Goku figure for cave spelunking in his bathtub escapades Eyebrow game on 'squatch Lookin like a special needs Opie from Sons of Anarchy He got paralyzed at age 12 in a wakeboarding fiasco and he lost total feeling in his neck and sexual prowess. Played "Butty the Elf" in the gay porn version of Elf. He ate maple syrup lubed candy corn out of Santa's butthole in one scene. Lookin like God put out a giant Newport on his face. |
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lololol Lookin like a Futurama soundtrack operator Lookin like he can control artificially intelligent organisms with the bridge of his nose Lookin like a chia pet and a pyramid of fly carcasses got crosshatched with a satellite beam Lookin like a chestnut dwarf was a backgammon champion |
Dead at chestnut dwarf.
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Looking like Woody Allen infused with a Brady Bunch boy
Homie looks like his name is Hansel Garfunkel III Home boy looking like Big Foot's DICK except has a -4 inch inward peen My nigga wears hooved furry boots and frolics in local parks playing one of of those staircase flutes Jimmy Neutron started a cult, went bald then coined the goatee comb over Fool goes to nursing homes to slay vag |
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