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Diode 10-16-2014 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyedinthewool (Post 421509)
I like all of the couches. All of them.

I bet they're fluffy.

welcome back to disc.

dont let them know you have lady parts

oh shiiiiiiiiiii---

El Muffin 10-17-2014 12:01 AM

Ahhh shit

Whattup girllll

Split 10-17-2014 12:10 AM

http://i.imgur.com/x1EjZHW.jpg

Diode 10-17-2014 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split (Post 421521)

that breakout meets booberry cereal looking motherfucker deserves its own roast thread

@Certain to confirm this is ncs new worst couch

Split 10-17-2014 12:12 AM

It is not comfortable. At all

Diode 10-17-2014 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split (Post 421524)
It is not comfortable. At all

did @Beyond buy that couch for you

be honest

Certain 10-17-2014 12:17 AM

Split took a park bench home and sewed his own cushions from his 8-year-old nephew's pajamas. Even Greed's crime-scene refugee beats that.

Diode 10-17-2014 12:17 AM

srs that was the common room dorm couch back in 2001

i know that joint

Diode 10-17-2014 12:18 AM

this dude got a player piano pattern on his couch

smh

Split 10-17-2014 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 421527)
srs that was the common room dorm couch back in 2001

i know that joint

school apartments u dig?

Da BattleMasta Patrick 10-17-2014 12:41 AM

Fuck that couch.

El Muffin 10-17-2014 12:52 AM

That thing is horrid

Ahh, Academia

Witty 10-17-2014 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destroyer (Post 420747)
here we call couches "sitty-bottoms"

Lmao this should have got more love.

Repped.

El Muffin 10-17-2014 01:01 AM

Des u sure ur not British

Sitty bottoms?

Sounds decidedly British

Certain 10-17-2014 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aristocrat (Post 421545)
Des u sure ur not British

Sitty bottoms?

Sounds decidedly British

http://media.giphy.com/media/AwFSRlPltoOeA/giphy.gif

Witty 10-17-2014 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain (Post 421547)

yep.

El Muffin 10-17-2014 01:07 AM

I dont get it

Lol

dyedinthewool 10-17-2014 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 421510)
welcome back to disc.

dont let them know you have lady parts

oh shiiiiiiiiiii---

I may not post much but I may lurk once or twice ._. How are you? :)

@Split I happen to like your couch. Don't listen to these mean boys. With 2 big comfy pillows, I'd caterpillar curl myself on there and watch 2 movies and 6 bob's burgers episodes.

Split 10-17-2014 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyedinthewool (Post 421602)
I may not post much but I may lurk once or twice ._. How are you? :)

@Split I happen to like your couch. Don't listen to these mean boys. With 2 big comfy pillows, I'd caterpillar curl myself on there and watch 2 movies and 6 bob's burgers episodes.


Not one person out of seven has managed to sleep a full night on this couch

This shit was designed by NASA to make even the strongest case of scoliosis feel deeply inadequate @Swerve

Witty 10-17-2014 02:08 AM

NASA's a smart dude yo.

Witty 10-17-2014 02:09 AM

Why he spell his name all upper case though?

Maybe he's African or something weird like that.

El Muffin 10-17-2014 02:20 AM

Racist lol

I see Africa..race card mechanisms start firing hehe

Witty 10-17-2014 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aristocrat (Post 421645)
Racist lol

I see Africa..race card mechanisms start firing hehe

I welcome anybody to be my friend as long as they are interesting and a good person.

But some things other countries do are fucking WEIRD tho.

sral 10-17-2014 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batty (Post 421265)
I hate my fucking couch. It's red microfiber suede and it is uncomfortable as fuck. I have it because my wife had to have that shit. It was 3x more than the couch I wanted but I take a dive in a few fights because people hate undefeated niggas in the long run.

lmao batty living that married life

+1

Swerve 10-17-2014 08:45 AM

Bob's Burgers sucks though.

Also, I will be partaking in this thread later today when I get home. 3 couches on deck.

StarFaggot 10-17-2014 02:13 PM

Probably Diode's only good thread.

Destroyer 10-17-2014 03:06 PM

http://i.imgur.com/2gC1x43.jpg

El Muffin 10-17-2014 03:09 PM

Your color coordinating skills are exceptional
@Destroyer

Assuming you had a hand innit

Destroyer 10-17-2014 03:12 PM

yeah, I need to get some dark pillows cause it's a lot of beige
but we just moved in like 10 days ago

El Muffin 10-17-2014 03:14 PM

Its all different shades of beige tho

Fkn GENIUS

lol

Certain 10-17-2014 03:34 PM

@namix, I'm sorry. Destroyer has won the thread.

uh-oh 10-17-2014 05:51 PM

my couch is an abomination

been avoiding this thread like the plague

El Muffin 10-17-2014 05:54 PM

Lol. I can only imagine

Cum stains with tinges of yellow coz had to pee but rather bust nut on sluts face first

Witty 10-17-2014 06:49 PM

My couch is ok, not the best and not the worst...just a normal every day couch, the seats recline because I refuse to own a couch that doesn't recline.

namix 10-17-2014 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain (Post 421901)
@namix, I'm sorry. Destroyer has won the thread.

i put more stock in recline ability, so i took a piece out to make that work and kept it off the wall

alas, nice couch destro -- lookin like a nice setup bro.

Certain 11-08-2014 02:13 PM

This was delivered by IKEA and assembled by me in the past hour:

http://i.imgur.com/WXqtynZ.jpg

It cost less than $300. It's comfortable to lay on because the cushion is a single piece. It's OK to sit on, too.

Ghost1 11-08-2014 02:22 PM

Less then 3?

That aint bad at all.......

I need a new couch an chair tbr

Certain 11-08-2014 02:46 PM

@Diode, your living room couch is the most South Carolina couch I've ever seen. Still amazed by it. Can't believe you don't have a Confederate Flag throw blanket on it.

Diode 11-08-2014 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain (Post 434551)
@Diode, your living room couch is the most South Carolina couch I've ever seen. Still amazed by it. Can't believe you don't have a Confederate Flag throw blanket on it.

i got married in tan seersucker with a bowtie and original penguin two tone oxfords.

get this southern lifestyle, certain.

E Tha Real 11-09-2014 05:05 PM

My couch is known as the soul sucker. Laying on it stops all time and makes you want to sleep. It forces you to tell friends 'hey you fell asleep, would you mind going home now'


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