Thank you sir.

I am dedicating my first whiskey of the night to you.

jagr is a beast tho

think about it tho...

nash will bounce back and score more next playoffs in all likelyhood, his consistency is solid just had a horrible playoffs...

secondary scoring will be similar, MSL and thornton (theoretically) will be solid and somebody always explodes one playoff that you don't expect...

with thornton we got this

word to witty and cake

"oh im gonna have a beer with this slice of pizza, not because i want the effects of an alcohol beverage, i just want the taste of said alcohol beverage to mingle with the pizza and create a nice pallEt STFU"

drink a coca cola for taste. drink some hawaiian punch. drink something flavored to taste good

drink a beer to get drunk

thats probably why i dont get beer snobs/nerds. oh this microbrew from the landolakes brewing corporation has eight times the hops for a refreshing smooth STFU

IT TASTES LIKE A SHITTY BEER.

drink a budweiser like a god damn american. fast. so you can drink another

CLOSE THREAD

wt gonna wt

You know, during all my years of boozing I've never actually drank scotch.

this nigga diode be twirling his wine in wineglasses and sniffing it

i pour it out of boxes into NON disposable plastic cups

like a MAN

Drinking a beer with a slice of pizza is the single most American thing there is.

no doubt but there is context involved

hey im drunk from drinking beers all day and im too lazy to cook, lets get a pepperonit pizza and eat it while we continue to get drunk

vs.

this sam adams midnight ultra orange juice ale goes deliciously with a slice of hawaiian pizza

imo alcohol tastes like fucking liquid putrid asshole UNTIL you start getting belligerently drunk off of it

the whole thing is kinda like hitting puberty and suddenly wanting to fuck every girls pussy off. sure, some of those girls are fucking ratchet af. The Ruble, Old Crow, Keystone Ice's of sluts. But all you know is you wanna be all over them and you cant control yourself


As you get older, you start to enjoy better varieties. A finely aged brunette bourbon. Luscious blonde rums in cocktail dresses and glassy shoes.

And you don't have to bury your fucking face in them to appreciate them, all you need is a little tease. The wanting/ anticipation is the real flavor, the unsaid desire to drink them in until you cant fucking walk

And yo both ways are dope as fuck. Everyone ITT is an idiot but me.

Agreed, when I drink alcohol the first couple shots

Are gross. After that I don't even care anymore

And knock me down

my cousin told me about doing that last weekend. Blown away.

two fingers doesnt get me buzzed though. Fours good though.

Beautiful, You should write for Millls and Boon. You'd have to tone down the cursing a bit though.

I basically already write for them

aye, depends on the strength.

this shit killed me.

that hops line was KILLER tho.

but im a beer nerd. iono i like the regular bum water like any god fearing american does. shit i got a 4 pack NATTY ICE in te frig right now.

but i also like mircobrews aswell. like a nice pomegranate infused cherry flavored doulbe distilled type of shit.

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fux with me


As for this:
Do you ever use stones? I usually drop a couple rocks in my glass cause I prefer the shit cold, but I was looking into getting some stones to prevent it from getting watered down.

With high-quality Scotch, coldness masks the flavor.

yeah, I guess. I've just always been weird about drinking room temperature liquids. I feel like all drinkable things should be cold.