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Ghost1 07-23-2013 06:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Figurative (Post 102891)
So do the downtown stroll thing, hold her hand. Get her a nice meal. Let her be spontaneous and explore the city like a youth, finding alleyways and climbing flights of steps to building rooftops. Stand there for a while. Appreciate her gleaming radiance intensified by the moonlight. Brush the hair from her face. Whisper sweet things to her that have been trivialized through repetition, but hold sincerety through your cadence and tone. Kiss her. Mean it. Involve yourself 100% emotionally in this girl. Leave nothing of yourself to hold onto. Give it up to her, like a Goddess. Like a vital extension of your being. Marry her bags. In all honesty, a civil union as imprudent as marriage serves no justice to the bond you two will hold... but it is the only statement you know to make which is close enough. Let her move in with you.... no.... no dont.... you two will move into a place of your own. You will explore one another. Every moment with her will be spent in pure visceral reaction and primal joy. Even her sorrow will be an ecstasy for you. Dance with her. Sing the song you wouldn't normally sing. Forget the world exists. Keep her from it. It didn't deserve her anyway. Then one day, go to work. Be anxious to return. Slide into your house and find her fucking your neighbor, Jamal. Experience an intense rage. Instantly control it, and use it to defeat the mega-nig, who doesn't visit the gym nearly as much as you but is 4 times as brolic and bad as you. Defeat him. Wear his face as a mask (kinda like King from tekken). Fuck your women with that nigger mask on. Make her scream till her voice is riddled to a depleted rasp. Shave her head. Eat all of the hair. Just eat it. Now eat her. In the sexual way of course. Pull the gene simmons tonguearoo on her and tap her peneal gland with your tongue, instantly opening all her chakras in a vibrant display of pure euphoria and orgasm. She will then be in her final form, in which state, she can fly. Now ride her to space. Fly straight through the atmosphere and instantly experience an icy, frozen death. But you two will freeze together, to stroll the cosmos in your own capsule for eternity, or until an asteroid eventually comes your way. Either way, you will spend you final breath on her.

And that is honestly how i think it should go
Post of the month.

God Of War 07-23-2013 06:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Figurative (Post 102891)
So do the downtown stroll thing, hold her hand. Get her a nice meal. Let her be spontaneous and explore the city like a youth, finding alleyways and climbing flights of steps to building rooftops. Stand there for a while. Appreciate her gleaming radiance intensified by the moonlight. Brush the hair from her face. Whisper sweet things to her that have been trivialized through repetition, but hold sincerety through your cadence and tone. Kiss her. Mean it. Involve yourself 100% emotionally in this girl. Leave nothing of yourself to hold onto. Give it up to her, like a Goddess. Like a vital extension of your being. Marry her bags. In all honesty, a civil union as imprudent as marriage serves no justice to the bond you two will hold... but it is the only statement you know to make which is close enough. Let her move in with you.... no.... no dont.... you two will move into a place of your own. You will explore one another. Every moment with her will be spent in pure visceral reaction and primal joy. Even her sorrow will be an ecstasy for you. Dance with her. Sing the song you wouldn't normally sing. Forget the world exists. Keep her from it. It didn't deserve her anyway. Then one day, go to work. Be anxious to return. Slide into your house and find her fucking your neighbor, Jamal. Experience an intense rage. Instantly control it, and use it to defeat the mega-nig, who doesn't visit the gym nearly as much as you but is 4 times as brolic and bad as you. Defeat him. Wear his face as a mask (kinda like King from tekken). Fuck your women with that nigger mask on. Make her scream till her voice is riddled to a depleted rasp. Shave her head. Eat all of the hair. Just eat it. Now eat her. In the sexual way of course. Pull the gene simmons tonguearoo on her and tap her peneal gland with your tongue, instantly opening all her chakras in a vibrant display of pure euphoria and orgasm. She will then be in her final form, in which state, she can fly. Now ride her to space. Fly straight through the atmosphere and instantly experience an icy, frozen death. But you two will freeze together, to stroll the cosmos in your own capsule for eternity, or until an asteroid eventually comes your way. Either way, you will spend you final breath on her.

And that is honestly how i think it should go

lmfao just wow



mike be ready to buy a bitch diamonds on the first date

Dominate 07-23-2013 06:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boredom (Post 102829)
@Bags keep it relaxed and comfortable doood, start out with drinks at a semi classy joint, taker her for a half decent dinner.. follow up with a lot more drinks at another bar/pub after thats not to loud after...

after that she should be drunk enough to let you have sex with her

pretty straight forward.. she doesn't look the type to not let someone fuck on the first date.
Something like this^ but if you have any ideas about dating her rather than just fucking make it a wholly decent dinner and be a gentleman when you take her home (which doesn't preclude you from fucking her, just make sure she has a good time as well)


If you want to go on subsequent dates then Mike's ideas are good... definitely not for a first date though

Flo real's idea is awful

God Of War 07-23-2013 06:38 PM
bags if you want to date her dont do what these fools say and take her on amazing shit to build up her expectations only to find out weeks later that that hsit isnt really u


do u bro bring her to the crib ask her to watch you troll for a few minutes, tell her to play the xbox or some shit and then ask for her to make u a sandwich

if a bitch is still rolling then be nice rofl

Ghost1 07-23-2013 06:47 PM
Thats always the game plan my G

But u didnt read the OP

Cant bring her to the crib i got folk over from out if town

But yea imma keep it low key, trust.

Lol@horseback riding. Richard simmons dont even be horseback riding.

NYCSPITZ 07-23-2013 06:55 PM
Horrible suggestions. Movies are a lose-lose b/c even if she enjoys it she invested herself into the movie and not into you. If you do a movie a cool thing you can do is hold her hand for a short while then at some point lift her hand up and kiss it for a second or two while looking into her eyes. It's a gutsy move and guaranteed no dude has ever tried it before. Movie though is bound to fail.

I suggest something FUN (you know, the reason why she's tryna hang w u in the 1st place). If you know a bit about her and she's athletic maybe do hiking, bowling or bike riding. My suggestion is something very cheap so even if you do foot the bill you don't come across as a lame. Drinks at a good bar with good food and a nice vibe should work. Build rapport, tease her a bit in a loving way and create tension. if she lets you stroke her hair she's down to be kissed. If she lets you rub anything from the knee to the waist you can fuck. Make it logistically feasible to get back to your place or hers quick. She's indian so you might wanna playfully tease her about meditating or something, maybe do a AUMMMMMMMM sound and if it's funny you can keep bringing it up when the convo gets stale.

She already agreed to a date my nigga so she's probly down to fuck. It's up to you, she's rooting for you and so is NC. DON'T FUCK UP NIGGA...

StarFaggot 07-23-2013 06:59 PM
For a first date Mike suggested horseback riding maybe top it off with a tour of a Sicilian winery and food tasting?

Lol at Figurative

God Of War 07-23-2013 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Bags (Post 102945)
Thats always the game plan my G

But u didnt read the OP

Cant bring her to the crib i got folk over from out if town

But yea imma keep it low key, trust.

Lol@horseback riding. Richard simmons dont even be horseback riding.
damn so you got people in your crib


be liek yo i want a girl who can provide for herself so ima let you buy me some shit


n go head n get u a ps4 on reserved on her

NYCSPITZ 07-23-2013 07:00 PM
start touching higher. good erogenous zones are the triceps due to fatty tissue and lots of other places just google it. Just trace her back w/ ur fingertips and work to the waist. chill there for a lil bit. Then work a lil lower...if the shorty lets u rub lower than the waistline, almost guaranteed u can start touching her pussy immediately and she'll love it

God Of War 07-23-2013 07:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bags (Post 102945)
Thats always the game plan my G

But u didnt read the OP

Cant bring her to the crib i got folk over from out if town

But yea imma keep it low key, trust.

Lol@horseback riding. Richard simmons dont even be horseback riding.
u know i read the original post but you know by the end of the thread i be forgetting shit rofl

Ghost1 07-23-2013 07:17 PM
Split gon internet himself into a coma

Lol at gow

I still got a 30i flat screen this chubby bitch bought me a few xmas's ago

An word to the indian jokes.....she already started them so thats a go

Meth 07-23-2013 07:30 PM
Please don't text battle and be with Indian chick.

Not sure how many more Indian girlfriend punches I can handle.

Untold 07-23-2013 07:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bags (Post 102808)
Flo real im gonna need the tl dr vers

An untold....shes informed me she will NEVER do anal. I informed her this matter was not closed
NEVER = not till you you say "i love you"

then your in.

the butt.

Ghost1 07-23-2013 07:34 PM
LOOOOOOL

Yoooo

I aint even think if that

Is this my punishment for all of the alvin karpising! ?!?!?


Jesus christ.....i should start wear protective safety goggles if this is how nc works.....

Mike Wrecka 07-23-2013 07:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ (Post 102951)
I suggest something FUN (you know, the reason why she's tryna hang w u in the 1st place). If you know a bit about her and she's athletic maybe do hiking, bowling or bike riding. My suggestion is something very cheap so even if you do foot the bill you don't come across as a lame. Drinks at a good bar with good food and a nice vibe should work. Build rapport, tease her a bit in a loving way and create tension. if she lets you stroke her hair she's down to be kissed. If she lets you rub anything from the knee to the waist you can fuck. Make it logistically feasible to get back to your place or hers quick. She's indian so you might wanna playfully tease her about meditating or something, maybe do a AUMMMMMMMM sound and if it's funny you can keep bringing it up when the convo gets stale.

She already agreed to a date my nigga so she's probly down to fuck. It's up to you, she's rooting for you and so is NC. DON'T FUCK UP NIGGA...
this guy knows what he's talking about. basically the same exact shit I said.

God Of War 07-23-2013 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bags (Post 102979)
LOOOOOOL

Yoooo

I aint even think if that

Is this my punishment for all of the alvin karpising! ?!?!?


Jesus christ.....i should start wear protective safety goggles if this is how nc works.....
lmao "gets ready to photoshop a pic of you on a horse with a indian tribe"

Nev 07-23-2013 07:48 PM
As witty as ever

Ghost1 07-23-2013 07:49 PM
NoooooooooooooooooooooooOoOOOOoOOOOooooooo

The internet is a scornful bitch.

Badweather 07-23-2013 08:28 PM
She's a solid 7...i'd take her Dave and busters. If she doesn't tongue kiss on the first night, I wouldn't put much effort toward a second date, if any. The

Darth Yoda 07-23-2013 10:14 PM
telll her u think shes neat and then blush.


tell her ull show her da world lolz

be like hang on tight bbyz 8-)


then go so fast in ur car lmao shel be like whoa bagz slow down................................ ........ ......

ur like lmao i was jk then GO FAST AGAIN LMAO shes like bagz.......... whoaaaaaaa hahaha

then like downshift if u dont have stick ur gay but its ok just petend to downshift....


get to a bar, and make jokes bout how ppl lame dere....

ake sure to build rapport with the bartender or waiter.... shell be impressed @ how witti u r like damn dis dude is so...0o0o0 kewl lol ....

make sure to flex everytime a big guy walks by, order something for her, somethings strong with rum in it, prob 1 of the mixed drinks, slupr urs down like w hore.


get readyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!


then yeah dont do gay sidehugs at bar on stool....faggot..if u do that....wow jk you're not a faggot. ive been so rude latly............ then just break the glass on her head and be like ooh shes passed out! hahahaha bouncer like SHE GOTTA GO DUDE! take her out be like "i got her dont worry guys" then just tickle her whyile shes asleep lmao shell be passed out but her body will sense it ..but cant do nothing, shell wake up with her stomach hurt....then shut her eyelids like a dead corpse and say 'good night sweet princess' then drive home really fast its funny cuz her body will move around cause no seatbelt and shemight hit her head. when she wakes up she'll be so embarrassed.

lol


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