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Originally Posted by Split Eight (Post 86055)

LOOKIN LIKE THAT NIGGERFAGGOT THAT REPLIES TO EVEYR ROAS.AT REPLY WITH HIS PERSONAL OPINION ON THE ATTACK ON HIS LACKING MORAL CHARACTER AND LAUGHABLE POSTURE

lol

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/pict...&pictureid=898

here is another of me, hope it spawns creativity at least

looking like the old navy dropped an anchor on his collar

lookin like everytime he uses a coinstar machine he yells "make it rain". lookin like his dad is an unknown waterbed repair man. dude always talks about 'the struggle' but his referring to his subzero bone density. this dude owns goretex crotchless overalls. watches the same six Wheel of Fortune episodes to improve his memory. this dude's got a White Knight utility belt with a tampon harpoon, liquid kleenex and emergency TMJ pamphlets. this dudes such a pervo faggot he got he REM cycle license revoked. was a mallcop for a week, got his pink slip for arresting a toddler for 'purposefully stepping on cracks', later summarized as 'gross misconduct'. this dude asks his girls opinions on petnames on they first date. if pathetic was a spanish verb this dude could conjugate it perfectly despite his extreme lisp. stalked Michael J Fox for six years because he misunderstood the figurative phrase "knock you back into tomorrow". was a fulltime magician at family birthday parties, his opening line was "And for my next act, I'll make your disappointment disappear". he didnt know any card tricks. this dudes credit rating is higher than Vulgars SAT score. someone edited in about Slowhands "Randolf McPulfrey is partially responsible for the holocaust" and Wikipedia elected to keep it in

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Originally Posted by Slowhands (Post 86072)

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/pict...&pictureid=898

here is another of me, hope it spawns creativity at least

ummmm where?

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Originally Posted by SiK (Post 86091)

ummmm where?

http://i.imgur.com/Fg9aRP7.jpg

TOO MANY PICTURES OF HIM ON THIS PAGE LOL WTF

put in the airborne division ever since the CDC declared Bieber Fever an infectious disease

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Originally Posted by Meth (Post 86098)

TOO MANY PICTURES OF HIM ON THIS PAGE LOL WTF

i do requests too

AA patch speaks for itself

I remember my first 240B

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Originally Posted by Split Eight (Post 86102)

AA patch speaks for itself

yea you're right

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Originally Posted by SiK (Post 86103)

I remember my first 240B

cool, didn't know people still played BF3

Actually i wear the same uniform dumbass

your comebacks are almost as strong as the sincerely forlorn look permanently affixed to ur mug

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Originally Posted by SiK (Post 86106)

Actually i wear the same uniform dumbass

82nd? probably not

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Originally Posted by Split Eight (Post 86107)

your comebacks are almost as strong as the sincerely forlorn look permanently affixed to ur mug

and you're wasting your worthless energy on weak attempts at being relevant to what is going on. just stop, you look desperate and it shows. go back to text crews and fantasy shit man.

Oh cause 82nd is a uniform now?

And no. 2ID, Old Ironsides, and now 101st

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Originally Posted by SiK (Post 86111)

Oh cause 82nd is a uniform now?

And no. 2ID, Old Ironsides, and now 101st

no but we, in the 82nd, don't associate ourselves with the rest of the Army. The army you know doesn't exist at Ft Bragg, we actually go to war, not fobbit warriors with taclights and acogs on weapons that'll never be fired.