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if you rub his nipples and whipser the spell in his signature 3x, the ghost of Malcolm X's caucasian mechanic comes out of his rectum and gives u an old fashioned
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lookin like he lustfully window shops at KMart during Back to Community College week for design cues, before picking up the next years wardrobe at Dollar Tree
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wrote a full musical to who let the dogs out
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writes childrens books in ebonics
bathes in grape soda then dries himself off with weave hair |
once shouted out the motherland with guns in his hands
Poland sent him a DM on Grindr an told him to lie low and invest in farmland |
got mairred to the theme song from martin
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the ghost of kwanza past cowrote his first work of literature: To Chill Wit Da Mockinburdz, an autobiography by Galen McDougal
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This nigga been fingering a herpies victim
$5 bucks says he smiles cuz i typed nigga..! |
lmao
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uses the Skyrim Official Prima Game Guide approved blood magic spell that came with his preorder to try and summon the Bloods and apologize for tinkling during initiation
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his nickname in high school was B-Rad
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Is so roastable he doesn't even need to post his complete face.
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http://i.imgur.com/iJ1zM4n.jpg?1
His 5 percenter mentality ironically seeped into his brain functionality |
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has a WTB for any and all shirt tags on Craigslist on the basis of revenge, for too long have they been a thorn in the side of the blackfrican american community
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doesn't believe in white grape juice
voted for Obama 12 times is constantly defending his blackness and doesn't understand WHYYYYYY!!!! |
plays the race card so much his friends let him use it in their Yugioh duels
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Facebook name is BLAT 2Chainz Obama
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worships the spaghetti monster
is allergic to alfredo his name is Alfredo |
has named all six of his goldfish after Nelson Mandela
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