dont be a weirdo

in my younger days i would hound ho's. like hey beautiful god damn you are perfect etc. works only on ugly chicks.

in my experience if a chick is fineeee. check her out. let her notice. then pay little to no attention to her unless she's initiating shit with you. you not hounding her makes you MYSTERIOUS. but thats more for like if she's a friend of friends and your around her alot.

which im guessing what this thread is about.

if your just out looking to pick chicks up then its a little different. i eyeball them and look away like a 6th grader. combined with the baby blues and the shoulders of a lumberjack, these ho's have no chance

also vulgar

if you know the name of that chick in that pic your next too, post it, so i can e-stalk her and hopefully it will lead to booty pics. bitch is GLORIOUS.

be Irish

Yo, there's a balance to the first shit you said and the second thing as well. A small chat at the queue to the toilet/bar/outside or while smoking works as well. Keep it brief, casual and go back to your friends like it never happened. If she sees you again she's more likely to hit you up. Has worked for me a couple of times.

@ill nik-A: Sure, it's good to be a gentleman but don't fucking overdo it. People that does that get played and hurt over and over and over and over again.

To be fair that's the most truest one on here if your half decent looking and Irish my mrs is in love. She loves the Irish like I love it when she's asleep....quiet and not doing my head in

be confident an make em smile...

i pulled some hot chicks back when i was homeless rockin a wife beater an some salvation army jeans, cuz i carried myself in a way that it didn't matter...an yes, i'm not too arrogant to admit i was homeless 8 years ago...

but yeah, be confident but not conceited, make em smile an don't kiss they ass...don't be afraid to tell em what's up...be a man, not a bitch...

but don't be orc

Porn star swag

I dunno.. Be yourself

Be funny, be a dick, act like u dont give a shit. Confidence helps too

introduce her to new things she will really enjoy.

tbh you gotta have game kid, if you want a bitch in a group talk to everyone else in the group but her, this will make her interested. when talking to said girl after SHE approaches you, never let an awkward moment go by. Think of something to say you're a fuckin writer for god's sake. anyways when you feel the conversation getting close to over always be the one to walk away first, say something like " it's been nice chatting but i really have to get going" this will leave her hanging and interested. when you get to this point my young patawon come back and we'll take the next step toward you tickling a titty.

Be a kind asshole...

there's lots of ways but the most important thing is to handle yourself like a man and not act like a huge gaping vagina

www.sosuave.com

^^^ has a lot of good tips that work and can be applied immediately

Some good and bad advice in this thread

I cosign Flo Real, uh-oh and Just Write's posts as they are law

Active Disinterest is the way to go my boy

Dammnnn beyond with the female advice please tell us more.

You weren't around for the reign of Kent

This is my world

Chloroform, they can't not like you

Yes? That tilex. Bottle is actually chloroform